Funny Birthday Cards

Mash It Up Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray Mash it up on your birthday! One for the home DJ slash carb-lover in your life! I'd to...

Smelly Stupid Head Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I love classy birthday cards. I also love very silly, childish birthday cards. This...

TFW Acronyms Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorFor ages I've struggled with remembering what this acronym stands for! I guess it...

Magnificent Bastard Birthday Card - Illustrated by Cat Ings of Twin Pines for Ohh Deer "Happy Birthday you magnificent bastard" - what more can you...

Happy Birthday Family Member Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Brother, Mother, Auntie, Dad, Fifth Cousin Twice Removed... it's really h...

Being An Adult Blue Foil Greeting Card - Illustrated by Cat Ings of Twin Pines for Ohh Deer "Being an adult is pretty easy" says this card "You jus...

Relax, It's Your Birthday Card - Illustrated by Ken the Cat for Ohh Deer Take a leaf out of Ken's books and really sink down into that relaxing on ...

Recycling is Cool Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated Stormy KnightA birthday card for your eco-conscious (but probably not very cool) friend, col...

Budget Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior The cost of living crisis is affecting us all, right? Although we've all gotta make th...

I Fell Down Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley I drank some wine and I fell down. True story. Send this card to the boozy birthday babe!...

Tabby Purrthday Letterpress Greeting Card - Egg PressWith this card you can wish a 'Tabby Purrthday' to your favourite cat lover, or even to your f...

Downton Abbey Greeting Card - illustrated by Middle Mouse The perfect card to give a Downton Abbey fan on their birthday, It features the inimitabl...

Sub Woofer Card illustrated by Jelly Armchair We'll never think of a subwoofer in quite the same way again, thanks to Jelly Armchair's funny snorke...

Raise the Roof Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Fatti Burke for Stormy KnightIf late nineties hip hop, Miami bass and the name Luke doesn't ...

Celebrate at 3am Birthday Card - Illustrated by Ken the Cat for Ohh Deer "Can't wait to celebrate your birthday... at 3am." says Ken the naughty ca...

Open Water Swimming Wanker Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, before all you open-water swimmers come at me, I'm just poking gentle fun at y'...

Knock it on the Floor Birthday Card - created by Cat at Paper Plane "I only bought you this card so that I can annoy you by knocking it on the floo...

Birthday Hangover Kit Gold Foil Greeting Card - illustrated by Holly Maguire for Stormy KnightEver wanted to know what a birthday hangover kit look...

Happy Birthday Bestest Friend Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior "Happy Birthday to the bestest friend I could have ever, ever wished for...

Flipping Amazing Birthday Card - Illustrated by The Inking Rose for Ricicle Cards Speaking as pancake lovers, we really couldn't resist this Flippi...

1 Year Older 10 Times Hotter Birthday Card - Illustrated by Yuri for Ohh Deer "1 year older and 10 times hotter", says the bare-bummed wee characte...

Someone Older Birthday Card - Illustrated by Cat Ings of Twin Pines for Ohh Deer "I'll always think of you as someone older" says this card. And it...

Young for an Old Person Birthday Card - Illustrated by Twin Pines for Ohh Deer "You look young for an old person" says the message on the front of ...

Naked Greeting Card - created by Cloud Nine for Redback Cards "I don't know the science behind it but if you're totally naked and you want to feel ...

William Shakesbear Card illustrated by Jelly Armchair Part of Jelly Armchair's multi-puns series, this card focusses on Shakespeare-based puns incl...

My Face Birthday Card - illustrated by Beth Garnett for Woodmansterne My face when everyone sings HAPPY BIRTHDAY at me. We all know what this feels...

Child of The Eighties Gold Foil Birthday Card - illustrated by Holly Maguire for Stormy KnightAs someone who grew up through the eighties (or late ...

Paddle Boarding Twat Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Don't get me wrong, I love messing about in the water. But those paddle boarders,...

Clever, Charming, and Funny Gold Foil Birthday Card - Created by Ricicle Cards "Clever, charming *and* funny!" says this greeting card "Anyway, eno...

Internet Fabulous Birthday Greeting Card - Em & Friends (formerly Emily McDowell & Friends) A great birthday card for that friend who seemi...

Adopted Sibling Greeting Card - created by Mr Will Vincent for Redback Cards "You're  ̶q̶u̶i̶t̶e̶ ̶o̶b̶v̶i̶o̶u̶s̶l̶y̶ ̶a̶d̶o̶p̶t̶e̶d̶ a wonderful s...

People My Age Birthday Card - created by Holy Flaps for Redback Cards "I can't believe how old people my age are" Does that mean I think I look bet...

Punny McPunFace Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I know this is gonna be a niche card! Basically, if you've ever created greetings card...

Sneaking Out Blue Foil Birthday Card - Created by Ricicle Cards "We used to sneak out of our houses to go to parties." says this greeting card "Now...

Vivfurenne Westwood Greeting Card - illustrated by Nia Gould of Niaski We think Vivienne Westwood would approve of this feline representation of he...

Child of The Nineties Gold Foil Birthday Card - illustrated by Holly Maguire for Stormy KnightAs someone who grew up through the nineties (or late ...