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Sweary Cards and Gifts

It's big. It's clever. It's our selection of sweary cards and gifts. No apologies, we love a bit of well-placed swearing here at PancakeHQ. If you do too, or if you know a profanity enthusiast, then this is the collection for you!

  • Claire Senior

    Executive Sweary Pen

    £4.50

    Executive Sweary Pen by Claire Senior Let's fuck some shit up!! This awesome slim metal pen is the perfect choice for lovers of sweary, smart stati...

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  • Redback Cards

    Asshats Greeting Card

    £2.90

    Asshats Greeting Card illustrated by Amber Fossey aka Zeppelinmoon, printed under license by Redback Cards "Cat was not fond of other cats. Or dogs...

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  • George The Cardmaker

    Grumpy Bitch Greeting Card

    Original Price £2.80
    Current Price £1.50

    Grumpy Bitch Greeting Card byGeorge The CardmakerSorry for being a grumpy bitch. Sometimes it pays to tell it straight and apologise without excuse...

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