Life's Too Short Greeting Card
Life's Too Short Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, I'm not one to preach, but this truism really needs more exposure than it's curr...
View full detailsIt's big. It's clever. It's our selection of sweary cards and gifts. No apologies, we love a bit of well-placed swearing here at PancakeHQ. If you do too, or if you know a profanity enthusiast, then this is the collection for you!
Life's Too Short Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, I'm not one to preach, but this truism really needs more exposure than it's curr...
View full detailsIf It's For Me Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley "If it's for me, tell them to fuck off" You know that cold dread you get when the phone rings?...
View full detailsFucking Ace Magnetic Bookmark - illustrated by David Shrigley As far as cardboard magnetic bookmarks go, this one we have by David Shrigley is the ...
View full detailsExecutive Sweary Pen by Claire Senior Let's fuck some shit up!! This awesome slim metal pen is the perfect choice for lovers of sweary, smart stati...
View full detailsPigeon Shit Birthday Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Happy Birthday, coos this pigeon, "I did a shit for you"... oh. Right. Well, there are de...
View full detailsMy Favourite Prick Greeting Card - George The CardmakerA greeting card for misanthropes to send. High praise or totally snarky? We'll let you decid...
View full detailsHappy Bir9669.. laptop Greeting Card - Illustrated by Ken the Cat for Ohh Deer Ken the cat doesn't exactly care about wishing you a happy birthday....
View full detailsCaterpillar Fuck Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley You know how it is when you're a caterpillar, and you're walking along a branch, and there a...
View full detailsWhy Long Face Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Why the long face? Well, it's certainly not the punchline this bar-tender was expecting...
View full detailsI'm Fucking Brilliant New Job Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyThe only answer to an interview question that you need to remember. Mayb...
View full detailsSorry About the Size Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorWe've all done it. Bought something online only to be bitterly disappoint...
View full detailsGot You This Silver Foil Birthday Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy KnightWe've all done the "got you this" joke before... reaching into our pocke...
View full detailsOverrated Animals 4 Button Badge Set - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, before we get started, I like animals as much as the next person, possibly...
View full detailsOld As Fuck Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Paul Gandhi for Ohh DeerWhen you need a fire brigade to put out your birthday candles, then you...
View full detailsCockerel Fuck Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley In a world where everything's gone to shit, who can blame the cockerel for his squawkin...
View full detailsBloody Magnificent Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley As far as motivational greeting cards go, this one's probably my favourite! If eve...
View full detailsYes To Cheese and Christmas Cake Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Eating a lump of cheese with your Christmas Cake has divided people f...
View full detailsBloody Postal Service Belated Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorDisclaimer: we LOVE our postal service!! We just thought it was funny to ...
View full detailsYou're Getting Old Greeting Card illustrated by Paul Gandhi for Ohh DeerThe many candles often spell it out first, but if the birthday boy or girl ...
View full detailsSilly Shit Greeting Card illustrated by Amber Fossey aka Zeppelinmoon, printed under license by Redback Cards "you are a silly shit, but I love you...
View full detailsBastard Cat Greeting Card - David Shrigley Most of us have known a cat like this in our lives! The kind of cat that does things to your house that ...
View full detailsBirthday Wanker Silver Foil Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy Knight We all know someone who goes waaaay over the top for their birthday every yea...
View full detailsI Love You Even Though..... Card - Veronica Dearly "I love you even though you keep bringing more fucking cushions into our home." For some people,...
View full detailsFucking Ace Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley A great coaster for raising your spirits! Maybe a good one to have at work as a reminder t...
View full detailsImmature Cheese Greeting Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer This card is one of the fabulous pun-tastic cards from Gemma's rapidly g...
View full detailsFast Cheetah Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Hey Cheetah? How fast can you run? I can run very fucking fast indeed... For those of y...
View full detailsFuck Off Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley When you want to curse someone from on high, a hot air balloon really helps you do it in styl...
View full detailsDon't Look Down Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Don't look down!! Wait! Well... I *did* warn you! Get this for the person in your lif...
View full detailsShit On Government Postcard - David ShrigleyAs far as plans go, it's a solid one. Gotta admire the resolve of this pigeon!This funny postcard, illu...
View full detailsDinosaur Shit Greeting Card - David Shrigley That's one buff-looking T-Rex! And who are we to disbelieve his frankly believable claim?! This funny ...
View full detailsA great card for a coffee lover or the bitter old so and so in your life!This card, illustrated by the wonderful Gemma Correll for the Ohh Deer col...
View full detailsAsshats Greeting Card illustrated by Amber Fossey aka Zeppelinmoon, printed under license by Redback Cards "Cat was not fond of other cats. Or dogs...
View full detailsBrother Greeting Card - Redback CardsIf you've ever wondered what BROTHER stands for, illustrator Will Vincent is here to provide that answer! Give...
View full detailsGrumpy Bitch Greeting Card byGeorge The CardmakerSorry for being a grumpy bitch. Sometimes it pays to tell it straight and apologise without excuse...
View full detailsWoofing Turd Greeting Card illustrated by Amber Fossey aka Zeppelinmoon, printed under license by Redback Cards "despite cat's dismay, the woofing ...
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