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It comes with a kraft brown envelope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCard size (A6):\u003c\/strong\u003e 10.5cm x 14.8cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Claire Senior","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":36520024244383,"sku":"cp1612-","price":2.9,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0413\/0648\/8991\/files\/thecuriouspancake-obsolete-cables-greeting-card-thecuriouspancake.jpg?v=1747587323"},{"product_id":"no-to-cheese-and-christmas-cake-greeting-card","title":"No To Cheese and Christmas Cake Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo To Cheese and Christmas Cake Greeting Card - illustrated by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thecuriouspancake.co.uk\/claire-senior\/\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #f6720d;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClaire Senior\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEating a lump of cheese with your Christmas Cake has divided people for many years, and not just northerners! If you think it's weird, and a culinary abomination then this is the card you may want to send to someone who agrees or even disagrees! But be warned, we have also created a card championing the marriage of these two disparate foodstuffs, which can be found here: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thecuriouspancake.co.uk\/yes-to-cheese-and-christmas-cake-greeting-card\/\"\u003ehttps:\/\/www.thecuriouspancake.co.uk\/yes-to-cheese-and-christmas-cake-greeting-card\/\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis greeting card is printed in the UK onto luxury matt FSC-certified 350gsm board. It comes with a turquoise or sometimes a kraft brown envelope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCard size (A6):\u003c\/strong\u003e 10.5cm x 14.8cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: #f6720d;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h5\u003e","brand":"Claire Senior","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":36520012087455,"sku":"cp1661","price":2.9,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0413\/0648\/8991\/files\/thecuriouspancake-cheese-no-christmas-card-thecuriouspancake.jpg?v=1726672353"},{"product_id":"genital-wagglingly-massive-greeting-card","title":"Genital-Wagglingly Massive Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGenital-Wagglingly Massive Greeting Card - illustrated by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thecuriouspancake.co.uk\/claire-senior\/\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #f6720d;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClaire Senior at The Curious Pancake\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen I used to work in a card shop in my youth I would never understand the people who would come in to buy those huge, table-sized Valentine's Day greeting cards. Bigger is better? I doubt it in this case! I mean, who has a shelf or mantelpiece that can support one of those giant things?? And worse still are those old-fashioned padded, cushiony Valentine's cards... urgh! So for all you \"normal\" people out there, who want your card to be appreciated for the sentiment, rather than the size, this card is for you. It also has some nice, funny long words on it, and is something of a tongue twister!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis greeting card is professionally printed in the UK onto FSC-certified 350gsm luxury matt card. 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You don't really know what's going on when it's your first birthday, you have to rely on others to tell you how old you are, and you might not even be able to walk yet.... but you've travelled one heck of a distance already! Send this sweet, sunshine first birthday card to the baby who's managed their first solar revolution!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted in the UK on sustainably sourced 350gsm matt card. 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However, I love swearing and inappropriateness even more, and lo and behold the Overrated Animals Badge set was born! Get these \u003c\/span\u003epin badges to amuse your friends or fellow animal lovers! Ever thought Dolphins needed taking down a peg or two? Or that Owls really are total bell-ends? Now you can express your annoyance with these small but perfectly formed one-inch pin badges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis badge set is comprised of 4 x 1-inch pin badges (that's 2.5cm or 25mm to you young 'uns) the pin badges have a butterfly pin fastening back. 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