{"product_id":"bob-mortimer-vaginas-card","title":"Bob Mortimer Vaginas Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBob Mortimer Vaginas Card - illustrated by \u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(220, 105, 67);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thecuriouspancake.co.uk\/collections\/experi-mental-pancake-zone\" title=\"Experi-mental Pancake Zone\" style=\"color: rgb(220, 105, 67);\"\u003eClaire Senior \u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thecuriouspancake.co.uk\/collections\/creative-pancake-zone\" title=\"Creative Pancake Zone\" style=\"color: rgb(220, 105, 67);\"\u003eas part of the Creative Pancake Zone\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you've ever looked for funny cards on certain online marketplaces, what you find kinda makes you weep for the future of humanity. Instead of weeping, I put my anguish on a card that I hope others in a similar plight will love!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted in the UK on sustainably sourced 350gsm card, this mini-rant-onna-card comes naked (no cello sleeve) with a pale green envelope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCard size (A6):\u003c\/strong\u003e 10.5cm x 14.8cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Creative Pancake Zone","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56907685953922,"sku":null,"price":2.9,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0413\/0648\/8991\/files\/thecuriouspancake-bob-mortimer-vaginas-card-thecurious-pancake.jpg?v=1789308398","url":"https:\/\/www.thecuriouspancake.co.uk\/products\/bob-mortimer-vaginas-card","provider":"The Curious Pancake","version":"1.0","type":"link"}