Fuck Off Balloon Boxed Mug illustrated by David Shrigley
Sometimes, hurling insults from afar really makes you feel better! If you'd like to (not so) surreptitiously tell people where to go, or if you want people to know in no uncertain terms which mug is yours, then this mug will do all that for you and more! Well, a bit more. It'll hold your drink, but, full disclosure, it might not change your life.
This mug is manufactured in the UK from high-quality stoneware. It comes gift-boxed. The box itself is funny (it made me laugh!), on the back of the box is written "Fully breakable ceramic MUG with 'hilarious' design".
Although this mug is fully breakable we will endeavour to get it to you in one piece. As much as we loath plastic packaging, this mug may arrive in bubble wrap, but it will be second-hand bubble wrap. We always recycle packaging to limit our footprint on the planet.
Mug Size: 95mm high x 80mm diameter
This mug is microwave and dishwasher safe.
Overseas customers, please note: we cannot ship more than two mugs per order.
Current Stock: 5
We ship globally to all destinations serviced by Royal Mail.
Shipping costs for 1-2 cards:
|Royal Mail 1st class||Not guaranteed. Normally 1-2 working days (subject to delay)||£1.20|
|Royal Mail 2nd class||Not guaranteed. Normally 3-5 working days (subject to delay)||£1.00|
|Next Day Guaranteed (order by 11am Mon-Thu)||Guaranteed delivery before 1pm (a signature is required)||£6.90|
|Saturday Delivery Guaranteed (order by 11am Friday)||Guaranteed delivery before 1pm (a signature is required)||£11.30|
We ship orders daily, Monday-Friday (our daily cut off for posting out is 11am), except for Bank/National Holidays.
Royal Mail First Class
If you have placed your order before 11am on a weekday, your order will normally be shipped the same day. 93% of all Royal Mail first class post arrives the next working day, however this is not a guaranteed or tracked service and sometimes it can take a little longer.
Royal Mail Second Class
If you place your order before 11am on a weekday, your order will normally be shipped the same day. Second class post takes 2-5 days to be delivered. This is not a guaranteed or tracked service and mail can sometimes take longer to arrive at its destination.
Next Day Special Delivery (UK Only)
If you place your order before 11am (Monday-Thursday) and select Next Day Delivery, you order will arrive with your recipient, guaranteed, before 1pm the next working day. Please note that someone has to be in to sign for the package. This service does not operate on Bank Holidays or weekends.
When you select the FREE postage option at checkout, your order will be sent by untracked second class Royal Mail.
Local pick-up is available from our address: 3, Olympia Way, Hucknall, NG15 8HT. Pick-up is available Monday, Wednesday and Friday between 5-7pm. We will bring your order out to you and during the pandemic we will wear a mask or maintain social distancing, we ask that you show the same courtesy too, please.
A signature is not required for deliveries apart from:
If UK customers order Next Day Special Delivery. A signature is required for this delivery. We may send orders over £60 by recorded delivery.
General Delivery Terms
Where possible, all our orders are dealt with on a daily basis, so turnaround for delivery within the UK will usually be within 3-5 days, often sooner. Europe delivery time should be 7-10 days and the Rest of the World delivery should be 2-3 weeks. All UK orders should be received within 21 days and International orders within 4 weeks. In the instance that an item is out of stock the customer will be informed and given further options.
For more in-depth shipping and returns info, please visit Shipping and Returns