{"product_id":"noisy-incontinent-human-card-super-seconds","title":"Noisy Incontinent Human Card - SUPER SECONDS","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy it's in the sale: altered design printed on discontinued cardstock.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLittle Noisy Incontinent Human Greeting Card - illustrated by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thecuriouspancake.co.uk\/claire-senior\/\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #f6720d;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClaire Senior\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Welcome to the world, little noisy, incontinent, human\" As far as newborn baby cards go, this one certainly isn't sugarcoating the pill. Let's face it, by the time the new parents receive your card, they'll be well on their way to calling their newborn this very long-winded phrase... or maybe something shorter with more expletives! Send this card to the parents with a (very quickly decreasing) sense of humour, and help them smile for a split second before going back to changing nappies!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis funny new baby card is printed in the UK onto 250gsm Rives Shetland board. It comes with a cream envelope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCard size (A6):\u003c\/strong\u003e 10.5cm x 14.8cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"vendor-unknown","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56953573212546,"sku":null,"price":0.6,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0413\/0648\/8991\/products\/clairesenior-hello-little-noisy-incontinent-human-greeting-card-thecuriouspancake.jpg?v=1744559990","url":"https:\/\/www.thecuriouspancake.co.uk\/products\/noisy-incontinent-human-card-super-seconds","provider":"The Curious Pancake","version":"1.0","type":"link"}