{"product_id":"oversized-wall-clocks-new-home-card","title":"Oversized Wall Clocks New Home Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eOversized Wall Clocks New Home Card - illustrated by \u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 128, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thecuriouspancake.co.uk\/claire-senior\/\" style=\"color: rgb(255, 128, 0);\"\u003eClaire Senior\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat is it with all the oversized wall clocks everywhere?? It doesn't look great, folks... it really doesn't. As a trend, I'm hoping we might add it to the bin, along with plastic grass (horticultural armageddon) and quirky phrases moulded out of plastic\/resin that will last several lifetimes, leaching into the ecosystem. Ahhh, I'm in a positive mood today, haha. Anyway, yeah, this is a new home card for either a tasteful AF friend, or that friend who shops at The Range too often. I call it The Rage, because it's what I feel when I see the landfill, er, I mean products, on the shelves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted in the UK on luxury FSC 350gsm card, this funny birthday card comes naked (no plastic sleeve) with a cream envelope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCard Size (A6):\u003c\/strong\u003e 10.5cm x 14.8cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Claire Senior","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56712284373378,"sku":null,"price":2.9,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0413\/0648\/8991\/files\/thecuriouspancake-new-home-oversized-clocks-card--thecuriouspancake.jpg?v=1781604811","url":"https:\/\/www.thecuriouspancake.co.uk\/products\/oversized-wall-clocks-new-home-card","provider":"The Curious Pancake","version":"1.0","type":"link"}