{"product_id":"single-sweary-pencils-cocklord-super-seconds","title":"Single Sweary Pencils - Cocklord SUPER SECONDS","description":"\u003cp\u003eSingle Sweary Pencils - Let's Fuck Some Shit Up SUPER SECONDS by \u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thecuriouspancake.co.uk\/claire-senior\/\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #f6720d;\"\u003eClaire Senior\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFull disclosure: the erasers on the tops of these pencils are HARD AS FUCK. In other words, they will not work as erasers. They're there for decoration, k? So don't come at me with your whining.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis listing is for a single, hex-barrel, rubber-tip, sweary pencil with text: \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCOCKLORD\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApart from the eraser thingy, this is a fully functioning pencil. Perfect for Cocklords.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBag yourself a Sweary Pencil and be known as \"that person\" at work! ;-)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Claire Senior","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56951534813570,"sku":null,"price":1.3,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0413\/0648\/8991\/files\/cocklord.jpg?v=1790675020","url":"https:\/\/www.thecuriouspancake.co.uk\/products\/single-sweary-pencils-cocklord-super-seconds","provider":"The Curious Pancake","version":"1.0","type":"link"}