{"product_id":"your-gonk-collection-sucks-christmas-card","title":"Your Gonk Collection Sucks Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour Gonk Collection Sucks Christmas Card by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.thecuriouspancake.co.uk\/claire-senior\/\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #f6720d;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClaire Senior\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat is the deal with GONKS? I do \u003cem\u003enot\u003c\/em\u003e get their appeal at all. Worse still, I've seen people's lounges, hallways, and porches overtaken by Gonks at Christmas. And now, it's not just Christmas... there are Halloween Gonks and SUMMER Gonks... when will the madness end? When?!? Get this card for someone who's gone too far down the whole Gonk-late-stage-capitalism rabbit-hole, and let them know you're deeply concerned.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis funny anti-Gonk-themed Christmas card is designed, made, and printed in the UK on sustainably sourced 300gsm card; it comes plastic-free, with a cream envelope and big ol' smile from me, the creator!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCard size (A6):\u003c\/strong\u003e 10.5cm x 14.8cm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Claire Senior","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56973498548610,"sku":"GON","price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0413\/0648\/8991\/files\/thecuriouspancake-gonk-collection-christmas-card-thecuriouspancake.jpg?v=1791647167","url":"https:\/\/www.thecuriouspancake.co.uk\/products\/your-gonk-collection-sucks-christmas-card","provider":"The Curious Pancake","version":"1.0","type":"link"}