David Shrigley

After Work Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley After work we get drunk! Ahh, the joys of working eh?! This is just one of them. Get this c...

Asparagus Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley And God said "Let there be Asparagus" and there was Asparagus. Good ol' God, eh? Without Hi...

Ate Your Clothes Greeting Card - David Shrigley "I ate your clothes" says this doggo, relaxing on his large bed "I realise now that it was wrong". ...

Bastard Cat Greeting Card - David Shrigley Most of us have known a cat like this in our lives! The kind of cat that does things to your house that ...

Beer Swimmers Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley A coaster for the beer connoisseur. Or maybe for someone who'd like to swim in beer? Or ...

Birthday Cock Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Wishing you a very happy birthday. On a giant cock and balls. Let's face it, we all kno...

Brother Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Two brothers gaze at a load of ants. One is saying to the other "they are disgusting" to whic...

Brush Your Hair Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley We all have that one scruffy bastard friend, right? The one who'd just look so much b...

Bunch of Twats Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley "You are a bunch of TWATS and you are totally doing my head in" says the protagonist di...

Cat is Your Master Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley "Cat is your master. You do not realise this but it is true." So says the card. We...

Caterpillar Fuck Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley You know how it is when you're a caterpillar, and you're walking along a branch, and there a...

Caterpillar Fuck Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley We all get feelings of existential dread from time to time, but did you know that ca...

Cockerel Fuck Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley In a world where everything's gone to shit, who can blame the cockerel for his squawkin...

Concentration Coffee Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley How much coffee is just enough coffee? And how much coffee is *too much* coffee?! Well, ...

Creases Threaten Our Way of Life Postcard - David Shrigley It's a stone-cold fact that simply not enough people iron anymore. I do. And I'm a stron...

Cup of Insani-Tea Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley "A cup of tea will cure your insanity" states this coaster, and I have to agree! I have so ...

Dear Neighbours Postcard - David ShrigleyThe birth-place of the passive aggressive note is the one you start penning to your neighbours at 3am who ...

Dinosaur I Was There Birthday Card - illustrated by David Shrigley You were there. When the dinosaurs ruled the earth. As far as age-related jokes ...

Don't Look Down Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Don't look down!! Wait! Well... I *did* warn you! Get this for the person in your lif...

Don't Look Down Magnetic Bookmark - illustrated by David Shrigley As far as cardboard magnetic bookmarks go, this one we have by David Shrigley Bea...

Drunk Again Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley Drunk again!? On the contrary! I'm not drunk I have been harpooned! Get this surreal coast...

Elephants Never Forget Postcard - David Shrigley Elephants never forget... but they would like to forget. Imagine doing something embarrassing and ...

End of Picnic Postcard - David Shrigley When the bear arrives the picnickers should leave. Get this postcard to remind you of this very important l...

Everything is Good Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley When you're looking for a bit of reassurance in your day-to-day life, this coaster,...

Falling Anvils Postcard - David Shrigley "Do not worry about the falling anvils" soothes this card "everything will be fine" Do we believe it?! Thi...

Fast Cheetah Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Hey Cheetah? How fast can you run? I can run very fucking fast indeed... For those of y...

Fuck Birds Postcard - David Shrigley You've heard the phrase "give no fucks" right? Well these birds are giving fucks away, in the most prolific an...

Fuck Fuck Sorry Boxed Mug illustrated by David Shrigley "Fuck fuck fuck fuck...... sorry fuck sorry" This mug is manufactured in the UK from high-q...

Fuck Off Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley When you want to curse someone from on high, a hot air balloon really helps you do it in styl...

Fuck You (Joking) Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley This is a perfect card for those times you get the joke just a little bit wrong, an...

Fuck You All Boxed Mug illustrated by David Shrigley Having a rough day? Spell it out on your mug of choice. Case in point: this mug gives a curt w...

Fuck You And Fuck Tea Time Postcard - David ShrigleyThis is tantamount to sacrilege in our house! Who on earth could possibly hate tea time so much...

Fucking Ace Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley A great coaster for raising your spirits! Maybe a good one to have at work as a reminder t...

Fucking Ace Magnetic Bookmark - illustrated by David Shrigley As far as cardboard magnetic bookmarks go, this one we have by David Shrigley is the ...

Giant Crab Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyWhat could be cooler than a birthday joint? Well, having a giant crab roll you it ...