David Shrigley

After Work Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley After work we get drunk! Ahh, the joys of working eh?! This is just one of them. Get this c...

Asparagus Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley And God said "Let there be Asparagus" and there was Asparagus. Good ol' God, eh? Without Hi...

Beer Swimmers Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley A coaster for the beer connoisseur. Or maybe for someone who'd like to swim in beer? Or ...

Brother Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Two brothers gaze at a load of ants. One is saying to the other "they are disgusting" to whic...

Brush Your Hair Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley We all have that one scruffy bastard friend, right? The one who'd just look so much b...

Creases Threaten Our Way of Life Postcard - David Shrigley It's a stone-cold fact that simply not enough people iron anymore. I do. And I'm a stron...

Drunk Again Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley Drunk again!? On the contrary! I'm not drunk I have been harpooned! Get this surreal coast...

Everything is Good Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley When you're looking for a bit of reassurance in your day-to-day life, this coaster,...

Falling Anvils Postcard - David Shrigley "Do not worry about the falling anvils" soothes this card "everything will be fine" Do we believe it?! Thi...

Fuck Birds Postcard - David Shrigley You've heard the phrase "give no fucks" right? Well these birds are giving fucks away, in the most prolific an...

Fuck You (Joking) Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley This is a perfect card for those times you get the joke just a little bit wrong, an...

Fuck You All Boxed Mug illustrated by David Shrigley Having a rough day? Spell it out on your mug of choice. Case in point: this mug gives a curt w...

Fuck You And Fuck Tea Time Postcard - David ShrigleyThis is tantamount to sacrilege in our house! Who on earth could possibly hate tea time so much...

Fucking Ace Magnetic Bookmark - illustrated by David Shrigley As far as cardboard magnetic bookmarks go, this one we have by David Shrigley is the ...

Huge Diamond Ring Engagement Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley When you've just got engaged, there's no reason at all to be coy about i...

I Can't Read Postcard - David ShrigleyThe internet has been a revolutionary invention, although it's possibly also helped sound the death knell for...

I Hate Human Beings Postcard - David Shrigley Giraffes always seem so chilled, don't they? Who knew they were harbouring this secret misanthropy? W...

I Have Fallen Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley "I have fallen from a great height into this pudding, but don't worry I am O.K." When th...

If You Need Me Postcard - David Shrigley "If you need me" says the person hiding in the fridge on the front of this postcard "I will be in the refr...

It's All Your Fault Postcard - David Shrigley We all need someone to blame. It's human nature! Send this funny "It's all your fault" postcard to th...

It's Okay, It's Really Okay Postcard - David ShrigleyWhen you're trying to convince someone that it's really okay, this is probably not the best po...

Large Fancy Room Postcard - David ShrigleyThe perfect housewarming gift for the person who's got everything! We have this postcard in our lounge, d...

Legalize Green Shoes Postcard - David Shrigley Did they outlaw green shoes? Should they outlaw green shoes?! So many questions, so few answers! Thi...

Lick The Words Magnetic Bookmark - illustrated by David Shrigley As far as cardboard magnetic bookmarks go, this one we have by David Shrigley is q...

Look At This Postcard - David ShrigleyHey look at this postcard! Nice, isn't it? This modern art lark is easy innit?This funny postcard, illustrate...

Maths Whistle Postcard - David Shrigley "I am no good at Maths" says the person writing this postcard " but you, you are good at math, me, I am goo...

Odyssey of Obscenities Postcard - David Shrigley There are definitely days when you feel like voicing all the swears - henceforth to be known as yo...

One More Pill Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley "Only one more pill to take and then you will be completely well" - if only it always w...

Opening Hours Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley When you're a retailer but you really don't like people, then these opening hours are 10...

Roof Leaking Postcard - David Shrigley Making the most of a bad situation - the person on the front of the card is drinking from their leaking roof...

Shit Hole New Home Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Here are the keys to your new shit hole <ahem> I mean new home! Get this card for the...

Shit Shop Postcard - David Shrigley We don't always have the choice we expect to have in shops these days, do we?! Send this card to your shit-purc...

Society Postcard - David Shrigley It is a truth universally acknowledged that the more people you have in society, the more of 'em'll be twats!  Th...

Sorry for Being Rubbish Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley An all-purpose card to send out when you've been, perhaps, a little rubbish! ...

Stoned Postcard - David Shrigley What Daniel didn't know, when he was in the Lion's Den, is the reason none of them attacked him was 'cos they were...

Stop Writing Nonsense Postcard - David Shrigley Stop writing nonsense, stop readying nonsense! Quite simple! Give this postcard to the budding auth...