Sweary Birthday Cards

Fuck Your Birthday Greeting Card - Illustrated by Ken the Cat for Ohh Deer Be more like Ken, Ken the cat doesn't give a fuck about your birthday. O...

Happy Fucking Birthday Letterpress Greeting Card - designed by Just My Type for Nineteen Seventy ThreeIt's not just 'happy birthday', it's 'happy f...

Favourite Creepy Weirdo Birthday Greeting Card - SooshichachaSome people just defy categorization! Get this birthday card for a friend, work collea...

Today You're Special Greeting Card by George The CardmakerEveryone likes to feel special every once in a while. Or maybe just for a day. Or a few m...

Sorry About the Size Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorWe've all done it. Bought something online only to be bitterly disappoint...

Decree Gold Foil Birthday Greeting Card -Emily McDowell & FriendsA fun card, ready for customisation! The front reads: "Let it be known that wi...

Trendy Bastard Birthday Greeting Card - SooshichachaSome people are just too darn trendy for their own good. A great birthday card for the selfie-l...

Bestest Birthday Greeting Card - SooshichachaHappy Birthday Bestest Bitch. And who's Best in Show here? It's so hard to tell, as both bitches are r...

Got You This Silver Foil Birthday Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy KnightWe've all done the "got you this" joke before... reaching into our pocke...

Blow Me Silver Foil Birthday Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy KnightWe love a good double entendre! This is such a cute wee piece of cake that we...

Naughty Black and White Cat Greeting Card - Stormy KnightWe love our cats by the unique way in which they show their love for us! This ace image is...

Magnificent Bellend Silver Foil Birthday Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy KnightNever have we seen a cuter card calling us a bellend than this on...

Shit Card Greeting Card - George The CardmakerThe opening of cards can often get in the way of more pressing concerns. There's no concern more pres...

Wish You Health Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley"I wish you health and happiness and good fortune in all your doings" We're not quite ...

Card Section Greeting Card - Redback CardsIt's so easy to get overwhelmed by choice isn't it? Alternatively everything else can often seem like a b...

Cool Motherfucker Greeting Card by George The CardmakerA card for the Samuel L Jackson in your life! Oh, that was Badass Motherfucker wasn't it? Ah...

Cheer Up Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyCheer up you miserable bastard! Get this card for your miserable friend, or someone who is pl...

Bloody Postal Service Belated Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorDisclaimer: we LOVE our postal service!! We just thought it was funny to ...