For the friend whose favourite term of endearment would make your nan blush. Browse rude birthday cards with sweary messages, outrageous insults and thoroughly grown-up humour. From a foul-mouthed caterpillar to a Shit Wizard magicing you older, these cards are for people who know a well-chosen swear word can say it best. Choose according to their sense of humour, then add your own lovingly inappropriate birthday message.
Sorry About the Size Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior We've all done it. Bought something online only to be bitterly disappoin...
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Massive Cunt Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It's fun learning about language, isn't it? How fascinating that, seemingly, the worst wo...
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Bloody Postal Service Belated Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorDisclaimer: we LOVE our postal service!! We just thought it was funny to ...
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Paddle Boarding Twat Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Don't get me wrong, I love messing about in the water. But those paddle boarders,...
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Fuck Type Card - illustrated by Hayden Kays and printed by Brainbox CandyAll the different types of fuck are on this card, and what an eye opener i...
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Caterpillar Fuck Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley We all get feelings of existential dread from time to time, but did you know that ca...
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Shit Wizard Older Birthday Card - illustrated by Cari Vander Yacht for Wrap Not every wizard has good spells! Case in point: yer beardy fella on th...
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Shit Type Card - illustrated by Hayden Kays and printed by Brainbox CandyAll the different types of shit are on this card, and what an eye-opener i...
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Fuck You (Joking) Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley This is a perfect card for those times you get the joke just a little bit wrong, an...
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Answer the Phone Wanking Card - illustrated by Claire Senior as part of the Creative Pancake Zone Please stop wanking and answer the phone. For som...
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