Sweary Birthday Cards

Magnificent Bellend Silver Foil Birthday Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy KnightNever have we seen a cuter card calling us a bellend than this on...

Bestest Birthday Greeting Card - SooshichachaHappy Birthday Bestest Bitch. And who's Best in Show here? It's so hard to tell, as both bitches are r...

Decree Gold Foil Birthday Greeting Card - Em & Friends (formerly Emily McDowell & Friends) A fun card, ready for customisation! The front r...

Blow Me Silver Foil Birthday Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy KnightWe love a good double entendre! This is such a cute wee piece of cake that we...

You're Getting Old Greeting Card illustrated by Paul Gandhi for Ohh DeerThe many candles often spell it out first, but if the birthday boy or girl ...

Birthday Willy Face Greeting Card - SooshichachaOkay, so it's not exactly a mature message, but it did really make us laugh! Happy B'Day Willy Face...

Sorry About the Size Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorWe've all done it. Bought something online only to be bitterly disappoint...

Cool Motherfucker Greeting Card by George The CardmakerA card for the Samuel L Jackson in your life! Oh, that was Badass Motherfucker wasn't it? Ah...

Got You This Silver Foil Birthday Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy KnightWe've all done the "got you this" joke before... reaching into our pocke...

Cheer Up Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyCheer up you miserable bastard! Get this card for your miserable friend, or someone who is pl...

Beautiful Pisshead Greeting Card by George The CardmakerYou put the Beautiful in Beautiful Pisshead. Well, it's kind of a compliment isn't it? This...

Shit Card Greeting Card - George The CardmakerThe opening of cards can often get in the way of more pressing concerns. There's no concern more pres...

Card Section Greeting Card - Redback CardsIt's so easy to get overwhelmed by choice isn't it? Alternatively everything else can often seem like a b...

Bloody Postal Service Belated Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorDisclaimer: we LOVE our postal service!! We just thought it was funny to ...

Happy Fuck You Greeting Card by George The CardmakerSubtlety isn't George The Cardmaker's strong suit. A great birthday card for your favourite sib...