Sweary Birthday Cards

Fuck Your Birthday Greeting Card - Illustrated by Ken the Cat for Ohh Deer Be more like Ken, Ken the cat doesn't give a fuck about your birthday. O...

Magnificent Bellend Silver Foil Birthday Greeting Card - part of the Naughties range by Stormy KnightNever have we seen a cuter card calling us a b...

Old As Fuck Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Paul Gandhi for Ohh DeerWhen you need a fire brigade to put out your birthday candles, then you...

Sorry About the Size Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorWe've all done it. Bought something online only to be bitterly disappoint...

Decree Gold Foil Birthday Greeting Card - Em & Friends (formerly Emily McDowell & Friends) A fun card, ready for customisation! The front r...

Got You This Silver Foil Birthday Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy KnightWe've all done the "got you this" joke before... reaching into our pocke...

Birthday Wanker Silver Foil Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy Knight We all know someone who goes waaaay over the top for their birthday every yea...

Bloody Postal Service Belated Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorDisclaimer: we LOVE our postal service!! We just thought it was funny to ...

You're Getting Old Greeting Card illustrated by Paul Gandhi for Ohh DeerThe many candles often spell it out first, but if the birthday boy or girl ...

Motherfucking Party Time Greeting Card - created by Paper Plane Sometimes you just gotta throw your head back and scream "Motherfucking party time!...

Magnificent Bastard Birthday Card - Illustrated by Cat Ings of Twin Pines for Ohh Deer "Happy Birthday you magnificent bastard" - what more can you...

Birth Week Greeting Card - illustrated by Near Modern Disaster for Redback Cards "You seem like one of those assholes who celebrates their entire b...

Paddle Boarding Twat Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Don't get me wrong, I love messing about in the water. But those paddle boarders,...