Sweary Birthday Cards

Fuck Your Birthday Greeting Card - Illustrated by Ken the Cat for Ohh Deer Be more like Ken, Ken the cat doesn't give a fuck about your birthday. O...

Sorry About the Size Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior We've all done it. Bought something online only to be bitterly disappoin...

Got You This Silver Foil Birthday Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy KnightWe've all done the "got you this" joke before... reaching into our pocke...

Birthday Wanker Silver Foil Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy Knight We all know someone who goes waaaay over the top for their birthday every yea...

Pigeon Shit Birthday Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Happy Birthday, coos this pigeon, "I did a shit for you"... oh. Right. Well, there are de...

Bloody Postal Service Belated Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorDisclaimer: we LOVE our postal service!! We just thought it was funny to ...

Paddle Boarding Twat Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Don't get me wrong, I love messing about in the water. But those paddle boarders,...

Caterpillar Fuck Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley We all get feelings of existential dread from time to time, but did you know that ca...

Birth Week Greeting Card - illustrated by Near Modern Disaster for Redback Cards "You seem like one of those assholes who celebrates their entire b...

Old As Fuck Love You Birthday Card - Illustrated by Yuri for Ohh Deer "You're old as fuck", says the cheeky wee character on the card, "but we stil...