Sweary Birthday Cards

Sorry About the Size Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior We've all done it. Bought something online only to be bitterly disappoin...

Birthday Wanker Silver Foil Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy Knight We all know someone who goes waaaay over the top for their birthday every yea...

Massive Cunt Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It's fun learning about language, isn't it? How fascinating that, seemingly, the worst wo...

Bloody Postal Service Belated Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorDisclaimer: we LOVE our postal service!! We just thought it was funny to ...

Nailing Getting Older Gold Foil Birthday Card - created by Paper Plane "You are totally nailing this getting older shit" says the funny yet beautif...

Card Section Greeting Card - Redback CardsIt's so easy to get overwhelmed by choice isn't it? Alternatively everything else can often seem like a b...

Paddle Boarding Twat Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Don't get me wrong, I love messing about in the water. But those paddle boarders,...

Caterpillar Fuck Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley We all get feelings of existential dread from time to time, but did you know that ca...

Cake Whore Birthday Card illustrated by - Lucy Maggie Designs For all the sweet-toothed people in the world, is there anything better than a big ol...

Answer The Door Wanking Card - illustrated by Claire Senior as part of the Experi-mental Pancake Zone Please stop wanking and answer the door. For ...

Answer The Phone Wanking Card - illustrated by Claire Senior as part of the Experi-mental Pancake Zone Please stop wanking and answer the phone. Fo...