Sweary Birthday Cards

Fuck Your Birthday Greeting Card - Illustrated by Ken the Cat for Ohh Deer Be more like Ken, Ken the cat doesn't give a fuck about your birthday. O...

Sorry About the Size Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior We've all done it. Bought something online only to be bitterly disappoin...

Massive Cunt Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It's fun learning about language, isn't it? How fascinating that, seemingly, the worst wo...

Bloody Postal Service Belated Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorDisclaimer: we LOVE our postal service!! We just thought it was funny to ...

Paddle Boarding Twat Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Don't get me wrong, I love messing about in the water. But those paddle boarders,...

Caterpillar Fuck Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley We all get feelings of existential dread from time to time, but did you know that ca...

Fuck Type Card - illustrated by Hayden Kays and printed by Brainbox CandyAll the different types of fuck are on this card, and what an eye opener i...

Answer The Door Wanking Card - illustrated by Claire Senior as part of the Experi-mental Pancake Zone Please stop wanking and answer the door. For ...

Answer The Phone Wanking Card - illustrated by Claire Senior as part of the Experi-mental Pancake Zone Please stop wanking and answer the phone. Fo...