Funny Christmas Cards

Happy Christmas Sparkle Chops Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray The Sparkle Chops Unicorn dons a paper hat and cheesy grin for a shameless C...

Beautiful Robin Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray Here's a beautiful robin to wish you a Merry Christmas. Oh..... Poor Robin! The ...

Territorial Robin Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Ahhh the garden stalwart, Robin redbreast. How sweet is this wee little Christmassy...

Allow Me Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray We all know how much cats like to 'help' around the house, don't we? Well this goes int...

Fucksake Snowman Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I often wonder what Christmas tree ornaments are thinking as they're hanging there, ...

Flip the Bird Rudolph Christmas Greeting Card by Claire Senior Rudolph here has had enough of the reindeer games and name-calling. He's evolved som...

It's Beginning... Dog Christmas Card illustrated by Jo Clark Design Electricity, plastic, paper and glass baubles?! It's a dog's playground made in...

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior This was my exact reaction when I heard someone singing this song last yea...

Hoggy Christmas Stocking Card illustrated by Jo Clark Design A hedgehog in your stocking on Christmas day is sure to be a tricky thing to extricate...

Robin Murdering Bully Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Erithacus rubecula, or Robin redbreast as we've come to know him, is a complica...

Mistletoe and Whine Christmas Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer The Mistletoe needn't just bring out the amorous, maybe those of us ...

Merry Christmas Sweet Cheeks Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray This is taking 'Snow Angels' to a whooole new level! Send this to the friend ...

Tis The Season to Be Slightly Tipsy Christmas Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer Drink will be flowing for many this festive season, ...

Xmas Rubbish Christmas Card - Redback Cards Sometimes you really have to make your card stand out among all the other red and green classic Christm...

Christmas Tipple Greeting Card illustrated by Jo Clark Design Christmas tipple or Christmas topple? The two are synonymous when you have a kitty in...

Tidings of Great Joy Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray These two jolly mice are bound to make you smile, and if, for some reason, ...

Silent Night Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Ahhhh, peace on Earth.... well, until the carol singers arrive that is... or th...

Peaked Too Early Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayAll this eating and drinking can get a little overwhelming at Christmas time. Wh...

Christmas Crackers Greeting Card illustrated by Jo Clark DesignHands down the best thing about Christmas is the ready supply of crackers and cheese...

Bah Humpug Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer Why do we dress up our pets for Christmas? Oh, we see now, 'cos it's...

Sloth Out it's Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray If ever permission was needed at Christmas to don your comfy pants, paper hat and...

Santa's Helper Christmas Greeting Card illustrated by Jo Clark Design Isn't it sweet when our pets want to help us wrap presents? Okay, maybe not. ...

Dehydrate an Orange Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior What is it about Christmas time that makes people want to slice and dehydrate ora...

Xmas Tree Facts Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior There are many (well, at least three) facts about Christmas Trees that I've come acro...

Seasonal Sausage Greetings Christmas Card - Sooshichacha A sausage dog has to be the cutest Christmas wreath I've ever seen! And who can argue with...

Happy Christmas and Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Having your birthday on the 25th of December, or even anywhere near this ...

Donkey Ass Christmas Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray Come on, you can't say you didn't titter slightly the first time you ever hear that another na...

Happy Hibernation Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray By the time it gets to Christmas many of us just long for a quiet period of hi...

Santa's Bulging Sack Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior If, like me, you share your life with at least one person who can't hel...

Is It Over Yet Christmas Greeting Card illustrated by Jo Clark Design Our pets often mirror our own Christmas-time-grumpiness perfectly! No wonder ...

Feline Festive Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Lucie Chadderton of Sooshichacha Feeling festive? This feline is definitely giving off mixe...

Family Member Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior There are so many family members to buy for at Christmas, right?! And they're not makin...

Abominable Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Hope your Christmas isn't too abominable! Gee, the poor Yeti must get this all the time, s...

Peed on the Christmas Tree Greeting Card illustrated by Jo Clark DesignThe great thing about dogs when they've done something wrong is that they ha...

Christmas Bonus Greeting Card illustrated by Jo Clark DesignWhat a novel Christmas bonus!! This kitty is totally thinking of you this Christmas as ...

Very Rude-olph Christmas Card by Claire Senior Well, how'd you think rude-olph got his name? ;-) All that childhood bullying takes its toll somewhe...