Funny Christmas Cards

Territorial Robin Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Ahhh the garden stalwart, Robin redbreast. How sweet is this wee little Christmassy...

It's Beginning... Dog Christmas Card illustrated by Jo Clark Design Electricity, plastic, paper and glass baubles?! It's a dog's playground made in...

Hoggy Christmas Stocking Card illustrated by Jo Clark Design A hedgehog in your stocking on Christmas day is sure to be a tricky thing to extricate...

Fucksake Snowman Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I often wonder what Christmas tree ornaments are thinking as they're hanging there, ...

Mistletoe and Whine Christmas Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer The Mistletoe needn't just bring out the amorous, maybe those of us ...

Robin Murdering Bully Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Erithacus rubecula, or Robin redbreast as we've come to know him, is a complica...

Tis The Season to Be Slightly Tipsy Christmas Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer Drink will be flowing for many this festive season, ...

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior This was my exact reaction when I heard someone singing this song last yea...

Xmas Rubbish Christmas Card - Redback Cards Sometimes you really have to make your card stand out among all the other red and green classic Christm...

Christmas Tipple Greeting Card illustrated by Jo Clark Design Christmas tipple or Christmas topple? The two are synonymous when you have a kitty in...

Batman and Robin Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray Christmas can be an awkward time for Batman and Robin, especially as no one gav...

Yes To Cheese and Christmas Cake Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Eating a lump of cheese with your Christmas Cake has divided people f...

Bah Humpug Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer Why do we dress up our pets for Christmas? Oh, we see now, 'cos it's...

Tidings of Great Joy Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray These two jolly mice are bound to make you smile, and if, for some reason, ...

Sloth Out it's Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray If ever permission was needed at Christmas to don your comfy pants, paper hat and...

Christmas Crackers Greeting Card illustrated by Jo Clark DesignHands down the best thing about Christmas is the ready supply of crackers and cheese...

Santa's Helper Christmas Greeting Card illustrated by Jo Clark Design Isn't it sweet when our pets want to help us wrap presents? Okay, maybe not. ...

Peaked Too Early Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayAll this eating and drinking can get a little overwhelming at Christmas time. Wh...

Silent Night Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Ahhhh, peace on Earth.... well, until the carol singers arrive that is... or th...

You Shouldn't Have Christmas Greeting Card illustrated by Jo Clark DesignThe sight of a cute and fluffy pet bed in the shops was too good to resist...

Happy Christmas and Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Having your birthday on the 25th of December, or even anywhere near this ...

Seasonal Sausage Greetings Christmas Card - Sooshichacha A sausage dog has to be the cutest Christmas wreath I've ever seen! And who can argue with...

Happy Hibernation Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray By the time it gets to Christmas many of us just long for a quiet period of hi...

Santa's Bulging Sack Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior If, like me, you share your life with at least one person who can't hel...

Feline Festive Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Lucie Chadderton of Sooshichacha Feeling festive? This feline is definitely giving off mixe...

Is It Over Yet Christmas Greeting Card illustrated by Jo Clark Design Our pets often mirror our own Christmas-time-grumpiness perfectly! No wonder ...

Xmas Tree Facts Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior There are many (well, at least three) facts about Christmas Trees that I've come acro...

Christmas Bonus Greeting Card illustrated by Jo Clark DesignWhat a novel Christmas bonus!! This kitty is totally thinking of you this Christmas as ...

Abominable Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Hope your Christmas isn't too abominable! Gee, the poor Yeti must get this all the time, s...

Family Member Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior There are so many family members to buy for at Christmas, right?! And they're not makin...

Fairy Cat Christmas Card illustrated by Jo Clark Design When your cat just wants to be a Christmas fairy... well, whadda you gonna do? Other than p...

Peed on the Christmas Tree Greeting Card illustrated by Jo Clark DesignThe great thing about dogs when they've done something wrong is that they ha...

Razor Sharp Claws Robin Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Good old Robin, eh? There's nothing untoward about this sweet little garden b...

Dehydrate an Orange Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior What is it about Christmas time that makes people want to slice and dehydrate ora...