Funny Christmas Cards

Santa's Been Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It's not subtle, is it? Also, Santa... what *are* you eating?! Oh yeah, 100% mince pie d...

Bah Humbug Scrooged Christmas Card - illustrated by Middle Mouse Who remembers the film Scrooged?! A selfish, cynical television executive is haunt...

Weirdest Family Christmas Card - created by Holy Flaps for Redback Cards "Merry Christmas to the weirdest family we know." I know, I know... there ...

Jabba The Hut and Han Solo Christmas Card illustrated by The Grey Earl After receiving Han Solo encased in Carbonite, Jabba the Hut must have been ...

Lovely Cheese Selection Christmas Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray "Always such a lovely cheese selection at Christmas.." says Mousie, munching down...

Minimalist Christmas Wishes Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Not everyone likes the "more is more" vibe of Christmas, right?! It can all just be...

Fucksticks Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I often wonder what Christmas ornaments are thinking, as they dangle there, watching the w...

Favourites Cat Christmas Card - illustrated by Kitty Kenda Send your favourite human/cat thruple this funny, sweet Christmas card - our favourites ...

Happy Christmas Work Colleague Card - illustrated by Claire Senior They say you spend a crazy amount of your life with your work colleagues, more s...

Merry Christmas Me Hole Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior The Irish have some fecking awesome swears "ya bollox" "gobshite" "eejit" "shi...

No To Cheese and Christmas Cake Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Eating a lump of cheese with your Christmas Cake has divided people fo...

Wish It Could be Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior This was my exact reaction when I heard someone singing this song last year... so I'...

Tree Decoration Cat Christmas Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray This little pussycat, who you can cut out and string up on your tree, is bound to be ...

Nut Roast Christmas Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray What do you think Squirrel and her family are having for Christmas this year? Yep, it's probabl...

Fill Your Cheeks it's Christmas Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray Of all the things you're obligated to do at Christmas time, filling your cheeks wit...

A Wassailing Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior "Here we come a wassailing among the leaves so green..." or so the lyrics go! But who th...

Same Card to Everyone Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It can often be a total headache getting different cards for everyone at Christ...

Generic Christmas Wishes Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Once you've seen one Christmas card, you've seen them all, right?! Well, hopefully not...

Have a Zen Christmas Card - illustrated by Kitty Kenda This person has found the perfect Christmas balance: zen! Free yourself from self-imposed sh...

Happy Christmas Significant Other Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Oh what an air of mystery surrounds the partner phrase "Significant Other"! S...

You Mean You Forgot Cranberries Too Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior As I listened to "Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses, I often ...

Favourites Dog Christmas Card - illustrated by Kitty Kenda Send your favourite human/dog thruple this funny, sweet Christmas card - our favourites ...

Global Warming Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior "Ohhhhh, the weather outside is frightful!! But it has nothing to do with climate chan...

Budget Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior For when you've spent the majority of your cash on their gift, this card will get you out of a...

Noisy Bastard Neighbours Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior as part of the Experi-mental Pancake Zone Dare you send this? Dare you sign ...