Funny Christmas Cards

All I Want for Christmas Greeting Card - Sooshichacha At last! A card that tells the truth! Sure, love is important, but so are puppies, and gettin...

Bastard Shite Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I often wonder what cute li'l Christmas gingerbread figures are thinking as they sit th...

You at Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior aka The Curious Pancake Some people are just gonna hate Christmas no matter what. They're almo...

Merry Christmas But In Welsh Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Now don't start emailing me, telling me that Christmas in Welsh is 'Nadolig llawen...

Llama One I Love Christmas Greeting Card - Sooshichacha Two llovely Llamas show their llove for each other at Christmas, whilst wearing sparkly cap...

Sod The Turkey Christmas Card illustrated by Studio Boketto There comes a certain point during Christmas day, or maybe even before, when you just t...

Me Too Nutcracker Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Whenever I see nutcrackers - which, granted, is rarely, I always think they embody ...

So This Is Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior There are a lot of Christmas songs that give off a very judgemental tone... none more so, ...

Brother Christmas Tree Gift Card - Illustrated by Ken the Cat for Ohh Deer Happy Christmas Brother... your gift is under the tree! When the 'gift' ...

Hogging The Dancefloor Christmas Card illustrated by Jo Clark Design We all have that one friend or family member at Christmas who gets up to any t...

Peas On Earth Postcard - created by Cath Tate Cards This funny Christmas postcard, featuring a load of peas on the ground (say what you see, folks!...

Just A Tree Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior When I saw this tree ornament, hanging from a tree, made from a bit of squashed tree... m...

Christmas Can **** Off Rude-olph Card Card by Claire Senior Well, how'd you think rude-olph got his name? ;-) It says a lot about the formative yea...

Have A Very Merry Christmas Puns Card illustrated by Jelly Armchair Ahhh, drink-based puns eh? They're everywhere! Not sure which drink-based pub c...

Sister Meowy Christmas Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer Send your Sister best wishes for a meowy Christmas with this funny card by ...

Elf Care Christmas Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer We certainly do run around a lot at Christmas, and what for? For a few pieces o...

You Scumbag You Maggot Card - illustrated by Claire Senior "You scumbag you maggot, you moved Frosty's carrot!" well, it certainly makes a change f...

Brew-dolph Christmas Card illustrated by Micky Calf at Studio Boketto You get the impression that Rudolph could really be one of the lads, right? A...

Cavities are Comin Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior When I was in my first year at Uni, I was watching TV with housemates towards Chri...

Have Yourself a Furry Merry Christmas Puns Card illustrated by Jelly Armchair Even though we can sometimes have a bit of a love/hate relationship w...

Son Merry Crisp Mouse Christmas Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer Wish your son a Merry Christmas, or even a Merry Crisp Mouse with ...

Not Sorry Christmas Greeting Card illustrated by Jo Clark DesignAhh our sweet pets at Christmas time. Chaos meet opportunity! At least the dog has ...

Wrapping Presents at Christmas Card - Illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer Aaarrghh.... why is wrapping presents so tricky?! And when it's not...

Christmas Tree Bugs Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Festive fact: Christmas trees can contain around 30,000 insects and bugs - how's that for a...

Merry Christmas Llovely Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray Send some lovely Christmas wishes with this festive Llama! You can just hear her b...

Cowgirl Christmas Card illustrated by MoggShop in collaboration with Studio Boketto And why not have a cowgirl Christmas? We're sure Dolly Purr-ton...

Merry Christmas But In German Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Now don't start emailing me, telling me that Christmas in German is 'Frohe Weihna...

I Saw Three Shih Tzus Sailing In Christmas Card illustrated by Jelly Armchair I Saw Three Ships is the traditional Christmas carol this dog-pun Chr...

Chuffin' Nora Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I often wonder what Christmas ornaments are thinking, as they dangle there, watching th...

Shrinkflation Christmas Card - illustrated by James at Pickled PrintsEverything's getting smaller, right? First it was Creme Eggs, then Mars Bars, ...

Thinking of You This Christmas Card - illustrated by Jo Clark Design Whilst Christmas is a time of joy and celebration for lots of people, for othe...

This Again Christmas Card - Redback Cards Let's teach kids they're being surveilled from a young age shall we! What can possibly go wrong here? Wel...

Sold Out Christmas Card - Illustrated by Aaron Gillies for Ohh Deer You know how it is, you've earmarked the cards you want to buy on an earlier vi...

Christmas Nap Card illustrated by Studio Boketto Yoshi the dog loves nothing more than curling up in bed (or the sofa) and nodding off for forty wi...