Funny Christmas Cards

Multi-Pack Shit Christmas Card by Claire Senior There's always one really shit card in a multi-pack at Christmas, isn't there? Send your best shit ...

Razor Sharp Claws Robin Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Good old Robin, eh? There's nothing untoward about this sweet little garden b...

Sledgehog Christmas Card illustrated by Micky Calf at Studio Boketto When you work in the greetings card industry you've really got to be open to s...

Christmas Film Tropes Card - illustrated by Claire Senior This! I've seen enough Christmas films in my life to now have a good lay of how things ar...

Random Christmas Wishes - illustrated by Claire Senior I became obsessed recently with finding the most unhinged stock photos - and this is definit...

Die Hard Peace and Goodwill Christmas Card illustrated by The Grey Earl Life is divided into two camps of thought, those who accept Die Hard as a C...

All I Want for Christmas Greeting Card - Sooshichacha At last! A card that tells the truth! Sure, love is important, but so are puppies, and gettin...

Hoggy Hugs at Christmas Card illustrated by Jo Clark Design Hibernating over Christmas certainly sounds appealing the older you get, right?! These ...

Llama One I Love Christmas Greeting Card - Sooshichacha Two llovely Llamas show their llove for each other at Christmas, whilst wearing sparkly cap...

Some Cats In Hats Christmas Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray Here are some cats to wish you a Merry Christmas... they love it really! We're sure the...

Merry Christmas But In French Card- illustrated by Claire Senior Now don't start emailing me, telling me that Christmas in French is 'Joyeux Noël' ...

Merry Christmas But In Welsh Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Now don't start emailing me, telling me that Christmas in Welsh is 'Nadolig llawen...

Brother Christmas Tree Gift Card - Illustrated by Ken the Cat for Ohh Deer Happy Christmas Brother... your gift is under the tree! When the 'gift' ...

Bastard Shite Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I often wonder what cute li'l Christmas gingerbread figures are thinking as they sit th...

Sod The Turkey Christmas Card illustrated by Studio Boketto There comes a certain point during Christmas day, or maybe even before, when you just t...

Just A Tree Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior When I saw this tree ornament, hanging from a tree, made from a bit of squashed tree... m...

So This Is Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior There are a lot of Christmas songs that give off a very judgemental tone... none more so, ...

Christmas Fishes to You Both Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer Send your very best Christmas Fishes to the lovely couple in your lif...

Diminishing Christmas Card List Card - illustrated by Veronica Dearly for Cath Tate Cards How true that our Christmas lists diminish year by year! ...

Me Too Nutcracker Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Whenever I see nutcrackers - which, granted, is rarely, I always think they embody ...

Have A Very Merry Christmas Puns Card illustrated by Jelly Armchair Ahhh, drink-based puns eh? They're everywhere! Not sure which drink-based pub c...

Sister Meowy Christmas Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer Send your Sister best wishes for a meowy Christmas with this funny card by ...

Hogging The Dancefloor Christmas Card illustrated by Jo Clark Design We all have that one friend or family member at Christmas who gets up to any t...

Christmas Can **** Off Rude-olph Card Card by Claire Senior Well, how'd you think rude-olph got his name? ;-) It says a lot about the formative yea...

Not Sorry Christmas Greeting Card illustrated by Jo Clark DesignAhh our sweet pets at Christmas time. Chaos meet opportunity! At least the dog has ...

Peas On Earth Postcard - created by Cath Tate Cards This funny Christmas postcard, featuring a load of peas on the ground (say what you see, folks!...

Brew-dolph Christmas Card illustrated by Micky Calf at Studio Boketto You get the impression that Rudolph could really be one of the lads, right? A...

Cavities are Comin Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior When I was in my first year at Uni, I was watching TV with housemates towards Chri...

Have Yourself a Furry Merry Christmas Puns Card illustrated by Jelly Armchair Even though we can sometimes have a bit of a love/hate relationship w...

Elf Care Christmas Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer We certainly do run around a lot at Christmas, and what for? For a few pieces o...

Wrapping Presents at Christmas Card - Illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer Aaarrghh.... why is wrapping presents so tricky?! And when it's not...

Christmas Tree Bugs Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Festive fact: Christmas trees can contain around 30,000 insects and bugs - how's that for a...

Son Merry Crisp Mouse Christmas Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer Wish your son a Merry Christmas, or even a Merry Crisp Mouse with ...

Merry Christmas Llovely Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray Send some lovely Christmas wishes with this festive Llama! You can just hear her b...

You at Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior aka The Curious Pancake Some people are just gonna hate Christmas no matter what. They're almo...