Funny Birthday Cards

Perfectly Aged Birthday Card - illustrated by Fréya Art & Design You're perfectly-aged... like a fine cheese! Preferably not one of the really ...

Fuck Your Birthday Greeting Card - Illustrated by Ken the Cat for Ohh Deer Be more like Ken, Ken the cat doesn't give a fuck about your birthday. O...

Fill Your Cheeks Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayThis hamster has the right idea! If only we had cheek pouches to fit more birthda...

You're The Tits Birthday Greeting Card - Sooshichacha You're the tits is the new "you're the bee's knees" or "you're the mutt's nuts!" but, you kno...

Happy Birthday Chicken Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayHappy Birthday Chicken! Top of the... er hats to you on your birthday! Have a squawk...

Happy Birthday Dumpling Neon Card - printed by OhhDeer for Hello!LuckyI don't know about you but I'm a real sucker for Chinese dumplings, but when ...

It's Sherbert Day Neon Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Hello!Lucky for Ohh DeerHere's to an awesomely cute pun-tastic birthday featuring th...

Happy Birthday Sausage Greeting Card - Illustrated by Olga Vasik for Card NestLettering artist and Illustrator Olga Vasik brings us this banging, s...

Let's Make Some Noise Neon Birthday Card - Illustrated by Hello!Lucky for Ohh Deer Happy Birthday! Let's make some noise!! This gaggle of brightly ...

Sloth Out Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayHere at Pancake HQ we don't really need much of a reason to Sloth Out, so when our birth...

The Signs of Ageing illustrated by Mr Will Vincent for Redback CardsAhhh the signs of ageing, they're not all about painful knees and failing pelvi...

Sorry About the Size Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorWe've all done it. Bought something online only to be bitterly disappoint...

Got You This Silver Foil Birthday Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy KnightWe've all done the "got you this" joke before... reaching into our pocke...

Harrison Ford It's Not The Years, Honey Greeting Card - illustrated by Middle Mouse Raiders of the Lost Ark fans will recognise this quote straight...

How Old Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayWhen your age becomes this hair-raising your birthday should come with a few safety warnings! This ...

Wheat Intolerance Greeting Card - illustrated by Moose Allain, aka World of Moose, for Woodmansterne Here at Pancake Towers around 50% of all the h...

Adulthood Checklist Greeting Card - Veronica Dearly The exhilaration of finally becoming a legal adult is often quickly over-taken by the huge chec...

As Amazing As I Am Gold Foil Birthday Card - Created by Ricicle Cards "Hope your birthday is as amazing as I am!" Here's a fab way to steal the lim...

Bangin' Birthday Blue Foil Greeting Card - illustrated Stormy Knight Send some birthday shininess with this cute blue foil greeting card featuring ...

Put Out This Tiny Fire Birthday Greeting Card - Em & Friends formerly Emily McDowell & Friends. When you think about it, our Birthday tradi...

Gluten-Free Green Foil Birthday Card - Created by Ricicle Cards This birthday card is gluten-free, dairy-free and money-free. This is a solid "dad ...

Can You Have Cake Greeting Card - illustrated by Ian Blake for Woodmansterne Can you have cake? A flow chart. Spoiler: it works out fine and the an...

Cake Is Always The Answer Greeting Card - Created by Ricicle Cards Whatever the problem is, cake will always help... even if only temporarily! If y...

Lord Flashheart Woof! Greeting Card - illustrated by Middle Mouse I had a great time when writing the blurb for this card as it meant I had to look...

Surprise Alien Birthday Card illustrated by The Grey Earl Of all the things that would be surprising, firstly an exploding cake is definitely right...

Sir Tom Jones Law Greeting Card - illustrated by Ian Blake for Woodmansterne We love a good graph/formula here at Pancake HQ, especially when they'...

Birthday Stars Beardy Bloke Greeting Card - SooshichachaGet this fab, funny card for the birthday beardy bloke in your life! Painted by the super t...

Anniversary of Being Alive Birthday Greeting Card - Em & Friends (formerly Emily McDowell & Friends) Birthdays are so much better when you'...

Old Dinosaur Birthday Greeting Card - Stormy Knight For those who have a few more birthdays under their belt than the rest of us...and don't mind b...

Cool Motherfucker Greeting Card by George The CardmakerA card for the Samuel L Jackson in your life! Oh, that was Badass Motherfucker wasn't it? Ah...

Wish You Health Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley"I wish you health and happiness and good fortune in all your doings" We're not quite ...

Happy Birthday Old Bean Greeting Card illustrated by The Grey Earl Happy birthday you old bean! Although this bean seems to have a bit of a backach...

Shoe Buying Guide Greeting Card - illustrated by Ian Blake for Woodmansterne Shoe Buying Guide. A flow chart. Spoiler: it works out fine and the an...

Absolute Legend Rainbow Foil Birthday Card - Illustrated by Christian De Cianni for Card Nest Happy Birthday you Absolute Legend! Celebrate the bir...

Annual Subscription Blue Foil Birthday Card - Created by Ricicle Cards "Congrats! Your annual subscription to life has been renewed. Happy Birthday...

Uranus Silver Foil Birthday Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy KnightI like Uranus! In fact all the planets are pretty cool, but Uranus gets a bum-...