Funny Birthday Cards

Tall Child Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Stand-up comedian Dylan Moran is infinitely quotable. None more so than when he's articulat...

Happy Birthday Chicken Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray Happy Birthday, Chicken! Top of the... er hats to you on your birthday! Have a squa...

Fill Your Cheeks Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray This hamster has the right idea! If only we had cheek pouches to fit more birthd...

Happy Birthday Weirdo Pink Foil Greeting Card - illustrated Stormy KnightWe all have that one weird friend don't we?! Maybe they're a family member...

Happy Birthday Llovely Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayStevie the birthday llama has arrived (complete with birthday hat) to wish you a Hap...

Sloth Out Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayHere at Pancake HQ we don't really need much of a reason to Sloth Out, so when our birth...

Magical Unicorn Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayUnicorns eh? They're blummin' everywhere aren't they? This particular blue haired ...

Sorry About the Size Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior We've all done it. Bought something online only to be bitterly disappoin...

Let's Get Mashed Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray We've not seen many things cuter than this bag of potatoes looking to "get mashed" which,...

Happy Adult Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Adult birthdays... they'd be super dangerous without the after-the-event healing ...

Giant Crab Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyWhat could be cooler than a birthday joint? Well, having a giant crab roll you it ...

How Old Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray When your age becomes this hair-raising, your birthday should come with a few safety warnings! Thi...

As Amazing As I Am Gold Foil Birthday Card - Created by Ricicle Cards "Hope your birthday is as amazing as I am!" Here's a fab way to steal the lim...

Massive Cunt Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It's fun learning about language, isn't it? How fascinating that, seemingly, the worst wo...

Happy Birthday Family Member Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior (aka The Curious Pancake) Brother, Mother, Auntie, Dad, Fifth Cousin Twic...

Mash It Up Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray Mash it up on your birthday! One for the home DJ slash carb-lover in your life! I'd to...

You Haven't Aged a Bit Birthday Card illustrated by The Grey Earl Just like Han Solo, encased in carbonite, you haven't aged a bit! Get this card f...

Smelly Stupid Head Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I love classy birthday cards. I also love very silly, childish birthday cards. This...

Cut Out Cake Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I love the texture and warmth that brown paper brings to a collage! I also love making simple, fun...

My Favourite Vegan Gold Foil Birthday Card - illustrated by Holly Maguire for Stormy KnightHappy birthday to my favourite vegan! I tell you somethi...

Great Scott... You Got Old Greeting Card illustrated by The Grey Earl When you think about it, we're all time travellers... we're just going throug...

Budget Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior The cost of living crisis is affecting us all, right? Although we've all gotta make th...

Happy Birthday Bestest Friend Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior "Happy Birthday to the bestest friend I could have ever, ever wished for...

Did You Fart Embossed Funny Card - illustrated by Hazel Bee printed by Brainbox CandyIn our house, the answer to this is always yeeaah. That's IBS ...

Twat Pipe Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Isn't it always the way? Unclog your pipes only to find it was blocked with a load of disem...

Punny McPunFace Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I know this is gonna be a niche card! Basically, if you've ever created greetings card...

Paddle Boarding Twat Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Don't get me wrong, I love messing about in the water. But those paddle boarders,...

Happy Non-Age Specific Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior We don't all need/want a card with a huge life number on it for our birthday, d...

Open Water Swimming Wanker Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, before all you open-water swimmers come at me, I'm just poking gentle fun at y'...

Birthday Hangover Kit Gold Foil Greeting Card - illustrated by Holly Maguire for Stormy KnightEver wanted to know what a birthday hangover kit look...

More Candles More Problems Birthday Card - Illustrated by Jess Miller for Ricicle Cards Ahh, more candles, more problems! I'm gonna cross my finger...

Happy Birthday Wizened Turd Card - illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake We all know a wizened turd, don't we?! Let's not mince our w...

Henlo Spicy Sky Raisin Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Did you know that dogs have their own language? You'd better heckin believe it!...

Football Man Birthday Card - illustrated by Deadpan for Cath Tate Cards You are a man, so this card mentions football. Ahhh, don't you just love st...

Prosecco Woman Birthday Card - illustrated by Deadpan for Cath Tate Cards You are a woman, so this card mentions Prosecco. Ahhh, don't you just lov...

Your Birthday Present Ginger Cat Greeting Card illustrated by Jo Clark Design If cats could understand the concept of birthdays, we probably wouldn...