Funny Birthday Cards

Fuck Your Birthday Greeting Card - Illustrated by Ken the Cat for Ohh Deer Be more like Ken, Ken the cat doesn't give a fuck about your birthday. O...

Perfectly Aged Birthday Card - illustrated by Fréya Art & DesignYou're perfectly aged... like a fine cheese! Preferably not one of the really ...

Rubbish Greeting Card - Redback CardsIllustrator Will Vincent is sorry and yet not sorry for creating this messy yet original and chucklesome greet...

Adulthood Checklist Greeting Card - Veronica Dearly The exhilaration of finally becoming a legal adult is often quickly over-taken by the huge chec...

The Signs of Ageing illustrated by Mr Will Vincent for Redback CardsAhhh the signs of ageing, they're not all about painful knees and failing pelvi...

Your Future Silver Foil Birthday Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy KnightWe've looked into your future, and boy are you wrinkly! Get this for the ...

Right Amount of Wine Greeting Card - Veronica Dearly "May there be just the right amount of wine in your fridge this evening" As far as lovely card...

Sorry About the Size Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorWe've all done it. Bought something online only to be bitterly disappoint...

Squashed Greeting Card - Redback CardsThe act of giving greetings cards is a bit weird when you phrase it like illustrator Will Vincent has here! W...

Lord Flashheart Woof! Greeting Card - illustrated by Middle Mouse I had a great time when writing the blurb for this card as it meant I had to look...

Let's Get Mashed Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayWe've not seen many things cuter than this bag of potatoes looking to "get mashed" which, ...

Relaxing Birthday Letterpress Greeting Card - illustrated by People I've Loved for Nineteen Seventy ThreeThe older you get, the more you appreciate...

Weird and Wonderful Lady Greeting Card - SooshichachaWe all know a few weird and wonderful ladies, some we might even be related to! This fantastic...

Harrison Ford It's Not The Years, Honey Greeting Card - illustrated by Middle Mouse Raiders of the Lost Ark fans will recognise this quote straight...

Sloth Out Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayHere at Pancake HQ we don't really need much of a reason to Sloth Out, so when our birth...

Absolute Legend Rainbow Foil Birthday Card - Illustrated by Christian De Cianni for Card Nest Happy Birthday you Absolute Legend! Celebrate the bir...

No Money In Here Oops Gold Foil Greeting Card - Illustrated by Amy Lesco for Ohh Deer Manage their expectations from the start with this brutally h...

Wish You Health Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley"I wish you health and happiness and good fortune in all your doings" We're not quite ...

Vogue Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Fatti Burke for Stormy KnightIf the words "strike a pose", pointy bras, black and white music videos ...

Happy Birthday Checklist Card - Veronica Dearly Birthday Checklist: Constant Social Interaction? Disappointing gifts? Endless complex carbs? A card...

Raise the Roof Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Fatti Burke for Stormy KnightIf late nineties hip hop, Miami bass and the name Luke doesn't ...

So Many Candles Birthday Greeting Card - Illustrated by David Robinson for Card NestSo many candles, so little time (left!) Get this card for the f...

TFW Acronyms Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorFor ages I've struggled with remembering what this acronym stands for! I guess it...