Funny Birthday Cards

Birthday McBirthface Card - illustrated by Stormy KnightA birthday card for the person who loves David Attenborough, saving the planet, and 100% pl...

Tall Child Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorStand up comedian Dylan Moran is infinitely quotable. None more so than when he's articulati...

Ditto Greeting Card - Redback CardsWhen you want to send the best card but can't be bothered to look any further! Great for a multitude of occasion...

Fill Your Cheeks Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayThis hamster has the right idea! If only we had cheek pouches to fit more birthda...

Happy Birthday Chicken Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayHappy Birthday Chicken! Top of the... er hats to you on your birthday! Have a squawk...

It's Sherbert Day Neon Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Hello!Lucky for Ohh DeerHere's to an awesomely cute pun-tastic birthday featuring th...

Happy Birthday Weirdo Pink Foil Greeting Card - illustrated Stormy KnightWe all have that one weird friend don't we?! Maybe they're a family member...

Let's Get Mashed Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayWe've not seen many things cuter than this bag of potatoes looking to "get mashed" which, ...

Happy Birthday Llovely Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayStevie the birthday llama has arrived (complete with birthday hat) to wish you a Hap...

Sloth Out Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayHere at Pancake HQ we don't really need much of a reason to Sloth Out, so when our birth...

Blow Me Silver Foil Birthday Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy KnightWe love a good double entendre! This is such a cute wee piece of cake that we...

Birthday Boy Greeting Card - illustrated by Stormy KnightIf you can find someone who swears that they never arranged balloons in this configuration...

Have A Jawsome Birthday Silver Foil Greeting Card - Illustrated by Hello!Lucky for Ohh Deer Wish them a "jaw"some birthday with this pun-tastic cut...

Hoggy Birthday to You Card illustrated by Jo Clark Design Happy birthday to the hedgehog-loving person in your life, check out that cute party hat,...

The Signs of Ageing illustrated by Mr Will Vincent for Redback CardsAhhh the signs of ageing, they're not all about painful knees and failing pelvi...

Let's Make Some Noise Neon Birthday Card - Illustrated by Hello!Lucky for Ohh Deer Happy Birthday! Let's make some noise!! This gaggle of brightly ...

Got You This Silver Foil Birthday Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy KnightWe've all done the "got you this" joke before... reaching into our pocke...

Sorry About the Size Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorWe've all done it. Bought something online only to be bitterly disappoint...

Harrison Ford It's Not The Years, Honey Greeting Card - illustrated by Middle Mouse Raiders of the Lost Ark fans will recognise this quote straight...

Wheat Intolerance Greeting Card - illustrated by Moose Allain, aka World of Moose, for Woodmansterne Here at Pancake Towers around 50% of all the h...

Can You Have Cake Greeting Card - illustrated by Ian Blake for Woodmansterne Can you have cake? A flow chart. Spoiler: it works out fine and the an...

Awkward Birthday Greeting Card - Em & Friends (formerly Emily McDowell & Friends) It seems that appearing effortless and nonchalant takes a...

As Amazing As I Am Gold Foil Birthday Card - Created by Ricicle Cards "Hope your birthday is as amazing as I am!" Here's a fab way to steal the lim...

This Little Piggy Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray This little piggy.... got a bit drunk, had a wee, and couldn't find the way hom...

Giant Crab Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyWhat could be cooler than a birthday joint? Well, having a giant crab roll you it ...

David Rose Schitt's Creek Greeting Card - illustrated by Middle Mouse "Best Wishes, Warmest Regards" if you've enjoyed Schitt's Creek then you've d...

Rabbit Happy Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray You know what it's like when you want to wish someone a happy birthday, but, um, wel...

How Old Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayWhen your age becomes this hair-raising your birthday should come with a few safety warnings! This ...

Shoe Buying Guide Greeting Card - illustrated by Ian Blake for Woodmansterne Shoe Buying Guide. A flow chart. Spoiler: it works out fine and the an...

Sir Tom Jones Law Greeting Card - illustrated by Ian Blake for Woodmansterne We love a good graph/formula here at Pancake HQ, especially when they'...

Naked At Work Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Em & Friends formerly Emily McDowell & Friends. When people say "May all your dreams ...

The Future Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Let's look into the crystal ball to see what the future holds. The future holds: Arthritis...

Lovely Ladybird Gold Foil Birthday Card - illustrated by Stormy KnightSend some birthday love with this cute pink ladybird in his party hat (comple...

Absolute Legend Rainbow Foil Birthday Card - Illustrated by Christian De Cianni for Card Nest Happy Birthday you Absolute Legend! Celebrate the bir...

Gluten-Free Green Foil Birthday Card - Created by Ricicle Cards This birthday card is gluten-free, dairy-free and money-free. This is a solid "dad ...

Llovely Llamas Gold Foil Birthday Card - illustrated by Stormy KnightSend some woolly birthday love with this cute pair of party-hat-wearing llamas...