Funny Birthday Cards

Happy Birthday Sparkle Chops Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray This rainbow-haired unicorn is here to wish you a Happy Birthday... and to gi...

Fuck Your Birthday Greeting Card - Illustrated by Ken the Cat for Ohh Deer Be more like Ken, Ken the cat doesn't give a fuck about your birthday. O...

Tall Child Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Stand-up comedian Dylan Moran is infinitely quotable. None more so than when he's articulat...

Happy Birthday Chicken Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray Happy Birthday Chicken! Top of the... er hats to you on your birthday! Have a squaw...

Fill Your Cheeks Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayThis hamster has the right idea! If only we had cheek pouches to fit more birthda...

Happy Birthday Llovely Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayStevie the birthday llama has arrived (complete with birthday hat) to wish you a Hap...

Magical Unicorn Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayUnicorns eh? They're blummin' everywhere aren't they? This particular blue haired ...

Happy Birthday Weirdo Pink Foil Greeting Card - illustrated Stormy KnightWe all have that one weird friend don't we?! Maybe they're a family member...

Sloth Out Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayHere at Pancake HQ we don't really need much of a reason to Sloth Out, so when our birth...

Happy Birthday Sweet Cheeks Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray Well, what can I say about this card?! If you can do this pose then you're pro...

Let's Get Mashed Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayWe've not seen many things cuter than this bag of potatoes looking to "get mashed" which, ...

Sorry About the Size Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior We've all done it. Bought something online only to be bitterly disappoin...

Hoggy Birthday to You Card illustrated by Jo Clark Design Happy birthday to the hedgehog-loving person in your life, check out that cute party hat,...

This Little Piggy Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray This little piggy.... got a bit drunk, had a wee, and couldn't find the way hom...

Let's Make Some Noise Neon Birthday Card - Illustrated by Hello!Lucky for Ohh Deer Happy Birthday! Let's make some noise!! This gaggle of brightly ...

Fun Guy Happy Birthday Red Foil Greeting Card - illustrated Stormy KnightHappy Birthday to my favourite fun-guy! There's not mushroom for compariso...

Giant Crab Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyWhat could be cooler than a birthday joint? Well, having a giant crab roll you it ...

Got You This Silver Foil Birthday Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy KnightWe've all done the "got you this" joke before... reaching into our pocke...

Birthday Suit Gold Foil Birthday Card - Good Feels - Stormy KnightPut on your Birthday Suit and strut your funky stuff! Maybe just check you have a...

As Amazing As I Am Gold Foil Birthday Card - Created by Ricicle Cards "Hope your birthday is as amazing as I am!" Here's a fab way to steal the lim...

Happy Adult Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Adult birthdays... they'd be super dangerous without the after-the-event healing ...

How Old Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayWhen your age becomes this hair-raising your birthday should come with a few safety warnings! This ...

Your Future Silver Foil Birthday Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy KnightWe've looked into your future, and boy are you wrinkly! Get this for the ...

Lovely Ladybird Gold Foil Birthday Card - illustrated by Stormy KnightSend some birthday love with this cute pink ladybird in his party hat (comple...

Birthday Wanker Silver Foil Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy Knight We all know someone who goes waaaay over the top for their birthday every yea...

Birthday Cock Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Wishing you a very happy birthday. On a giant cock and balls. Let's face it, we all kno...

Lord Flashheart Woof! Greeting Card - illustrated by Middle Mouse I had a great time when writing the blurb for this card as it meant I had to look...

Cake Is Always The Answer Greeting Card - Created by Ricicle Cards Whatever the problem is, cake will always help... even if only temporarily! If y...

Gluten-Free Green Foil Birthday Card - Created by Ricicle Cards This birthday card is gluten-free, dairy-free and money-free. This is a solid "dad ...

Being An Adult Blue Foil Greeting Card - Illustrated by Cat Ings of Twin Pines for Ohh Deer "Being an adult is pretty easy" says this card "You jus...

Bastard Cat Greeting Card - David Shrigley Most of us have known a cat like this in our lives! The kind of cat that does things to your house that ...

Smelly Stupid Head Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I love classy birthday cards. I also love very silly, childish birthday cards. This...

Pigeon Shit Birthday Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Happy Birthday, coos this pigeon, "I did a shit for you"... oh. Right. Well, there are de...

Old Dinosaur Birthday Greeting Card - Stormy Knight For those who have a few more birthdays under their belt than the rest of us...and don't mind b...

Mash It Up Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray Mash it up on your birthday! One for the home DJ slash carb-lover in your life! I'd to...