Funny Birthday Cards

Tall Child Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorStand up comedian Dylan Moran is infinitely quotable. None more so than when he's articulati...

Fill Your Cheeks Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayThis hamster has the right idea! If only we had cheek pouches to fit more birthda...

It's Sherbert Day Neon Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Hello!Lucky for Ohh DeerHere's to an awesomely cute pun-tastic birthday featuring th...

Happy Birthday Sausage Greeting Card - Illustrated by Olga Vasik for Card NestLettering artist and Illustrator Olga Vasik brings us this banging, s...

Let's Get Mashed Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayWe've not seen many things cuter than this bag of potatoes looking to "get mashed" which, ...

Magical Unicorn Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayUnicorns eh? They're blummin' everywhere aren't they? This particular blue haired ...

Happy Birthday Llovely Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayStevie the birthday llama has arrived (complete with birthday hat) to wish you a Hap...

Let's Make Some Noise Neon Birthday Card - Illustrated by Hello!Lucky for Ohh Deer Happy Birthday! Let's make some noise!! This gaggle of brightly ...

Sloth Out Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayHere at Pancake HQ we don't really need much of a reason to Sloth Out, so when our birth...

The Signs of Ageing illustrated by Mr Will Vincent for Redback CardsAhhh the signs of ageing, they're not all about painful knees and failing pelvi...

Sorry About the Size Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorWe've all done it. Bought something online only to be bitterly disappoint...

Got You This Silver Foil Birthday Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy KnightWe've all done the "got you this" joke before... reaching into our pocke...

Adulthood Checklist Greeting Card - Veronica Dearly The exhilaration of finally becoming a legal adult is often quickly over-taken by the huge chec...

Awkward Birthday Greeting Card - Em & Friends (formerly Emily McDowell & Friends) It seems that appearing effortless and nonchalant takes a...

Harrison Ford It's Not The Years, Honey Greeting Card - illustrated by Middle Mouse Raiders of the Lost Ark fans will recognise this quote straight...

Can You Have Cake Greeting Card - illustrated by Ian Blake for Woodmansterne Can you have cake? A flow chart. Spoiler: it works out fine and the an...

Birthday Fishes to You Greeting Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer Birthday Fishes to You Greeting Card illustrated by Gemma Correll ...

Bangin' Birthday Blue Foil Greeting Card - illustrated Stormy Knight Send some birthday shininess with this cute blue foil greeting card featuring ...

Rabbit Happy Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray You know what it's like when you want to wish someone a happy birthday, but, um, wel...

Put Out This Tiny Fire Birthday Greeting Card - Em & Friends formerly Emily McDowell & Friends. When you think about it, our Birthday tradi...

Giant Crab Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyWhat could be cooler than a birthday joint? Well, having a giant crab roll you it ...

David Rose Schitt's Creek Greeting Card - illustrated by Middle Mouse "Best Wishes, Warmest Regards" if you've enjoyed Schitt's Creek then you've d...

Lovely Ladybird Gold Foil Birthday Card - illustrated by Stormy KnightSend some birthday love with this cute pink ladybird in his party hat (comple...

Naked At Work Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Em & Friends formerly Emily McDowell & Friends. When people say "May all your dreams ...

Gluten-Free Green Foil Birthday Card - Created by Ricicle Cards This birthday card is gluten-free, dairy-free and money-free. This is a solid "dad ...

Lord Flashheart Woof! Greeting Card - illustrated by Middle Mouse I had a great time when writing the blurb for this card as it meant I had to look...

Absolute Legend Rainbow Foil Birthday Card - Illustrated by Christian De Cianni for Card Nest Happy Birthday you Absolute Legend! Celebrate the bir...

Wish You Health Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley"I wish you health and happiness and good fortune in all your doings" We're not quite ...

Sir Tom Jones Law Greeting Card - illustrated by Ian Blake for Woodmansterne We love a good graph/formula here at Pancake HQ, especially when they'...

Birthday Stars Beardy Bloke Greeting Card - SooshichachaGet this fab, funny card for the birthday beardy bloke in your life! Painted by the super t...

Anniversary of Being Alive Birthday Greeting Card - Em & Friends (formerly Emily McDowell & Friends) Birthdays are so much better when you'...

Eaten By Dragons Birthday Card - Veronica Dearly "For your Birthday I have arranged for _________ to be eaten by Dragons"!! Fill in your friend's o...

What are You Doing Greeting Card - David Shrigley It's one of those questions that's often asked: what did the person who first tried milking a cow...

This Little Piggy Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray This little piggy.... got a bit drunk, had a wee, and couldn't find the way hom...

Cake Is Always The Answer Greeting Card - Created by Ricicle Cards Whatever the problem is, cake will always help... even if only temporarily! If y...

Annual Subscription Blue Foil Birthday Card - Created by Ricicle Cards "Congrats! Your annual subscription to life has been renewed. Happy Birthday...