Funny Birthday Cards

Birthday McBirthface Card - illustrated by Stormy KnightA birthday card for the person who loves David Attenborough, saving the planet, and 100% pl...

Fuck Your Birthday Greeting Card - Illustrated by Ken the Cat for Ohh Deer Be more like Ken, Ken the cat doesn't give a fuck about your birthday. O...

Magnificent Bellend Silver Foil Birthday Greeting Card - part of the Naughties range by Stormy KnightNever have we seen a cuter card calling us a b...

You're The Tits Birthday Greeting Card - Sooshichacha You're the tits is the new "you're the bee's knees" or "you're the mutt's nuts!" but, you kno...

Fill Your Cheeks Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayThis hamster has the right idea! If only we had cheek pouches to fit more birthda...

Happy Birthday Chicken Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayHappy Birthday Chicken! Top of the... er hats to you on your birthday! Have a squawk...

Let's Get Mashed Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayWe've not seen many things cuter than this bag of potatoes looking to "get mashed" which, ...

Tall Child Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorStand up comedian Dylan Moran is infinitely quotable. None more so than when he's articulati...

Magical Unicorn Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayUnicorns eh? They're blummin' everywhere aren't they? This particular blue haired ...

Happy Birthday Weirdo Pink Foil Greeting Card - illustrated Stormy KnightWe all have that one weird friend don't we?! Maybe they're a family member...

Happy Birthday Sausage Greeting Card - Illustrated by Olga Vasik for Card NestLettering artist and Illustrator Olga Vasik brings us this banging, s...

It's Sherbert Day Neon Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Hello!Lucky for Ohh DeerHere's to an awesomely cute pun-tastic birthday featuring th...

Happy Birthday Dumpling Neon Card - printed by OhhDeer for Hello!LuckyI don't know about you but I'm a real sucker for Chinese dumplings, but when ...

Let's Make Some Noise Neon Birthday Card - Illustrated by Hello!Lucky for Ohh Deer Happy Birthday! Let's make some noise!! This gaggle of brightly ...

Sorry About the Size Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorWe've all done it. Bought something online only to be bitterly disappoint...

Sloth Out Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayHere at Pancake HQ we don't really need much of a reason to Sloth Out, so when our birth...

Got You This Silver Foil Birthday Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy KnightWe've all done the "got you this" joke before... reaching into our pocke...

The Signs of Ageing illustrated by Mr Will Vincent for Redback CardsAhhh the signs of ageing, they're not all about painful knees and failing pelvi...

Flappy Birthday Letterpress Greeting Card - illustrated byEgg PressWe love a good pun as much as the next person, and this greeting card, full of l...

David Rose Schitt's Creek Greeting Card - illustrated by Middle Mouse "Best Wishes, Warmest Regards" if you've enjoyed Schitt's Creek then you've d...

Squashed Greeting Card - Redback CardsThe act of giving greetings cards is a bit weird when you phrase it like illustrator Will Vincent has here! W...

Rubbish Greeting Card - Redback CardsIllustrator Will Vincent is sorry and yet not sorry for creating this messy yet original and chucklesome greet...

Birthday Boy Greeting Card - illustrated by Stormy KnightIf you can find someone who swears that they never arranged balloons in this configuration...

Harrison Ford It's Not The Years, Honey Greeting Card - illustrated by Middle Mouse Raiders of the Lost Ark fans will recognise this quote straight...

Gluten-Free Green Foil Birthday Card - Created by Ricicle Cards This birthday card is gluten-free, dairy-free and money-free. This is a solid "dad ...

As Amazing As I Am Gold Foil Birthday Card - Created by Ricicle Cards "Hope your birthday is as amazing as I am!" Here's a fab way to steal the lim...

Happy Bearthday Letterpress Greeting Card - Egg PressWith this card you can wish a 'Happy Bearthday' to your fellow bear, or maybe it's a card for ...

Lord Flashheart Woof! Greeting Card - illustrated by Middle Mouse I had a great time when writing the blurb for this card as it meant I had to look...

Put Out This Tiny Fire Birthday Greeting Card - Em & Friends formerly Emily McDowell & Friends. When you think about it, our Birthday tradi...

Wish You Health Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley"I wish you health and happiness and good fortune in all your doings" We're not quite ...

Rabbit Happy Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray You know what it's like when you want to wish someone a happy birthday, but, um, wel...

Absolute Legend Rainbow Foil Birthday Card - Illustrated by Christian De Cianni for Card Nest Happy Birthday you Absolute Legend! Celebrate the bir...

The Future Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Let's look into the crystal ball to see what the future holds. The future holds: Arthritis...

Birthday Stars Beardy Bloke Greeting Card - SooshichachaGet this fab, funny card for the birthday beardy bloke in your life! Painted by the super t...

Old Dinosaur Birthday Greeting Card - Stormy Knight For those who have a few more birthdays under their belt than the rest of us...and don't mind b...

Cool Motherfucker Greeting Card by George The CardmakerA card for the Samuel L Jackson in your life! Oh, that was Badass Motherfucker wasn't it? Ah...