Funny Birthday Cards

Fuck Your Birthday Greeting Card - Illustrated by Ken the Cat for Ohh Deer Be more like Ken, Ken the cat doesn't give a fuck about your birthday. O...

Tall Child Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorStand up comedian Dylan Moran is infinitely quotable. None more so than when he's articulati...

Happy Birthday Chicken Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray Happy Birthday Chicken! Top of the... er hats to you on your birthday! Have a squaw...

Fill Your Cheeks Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayThis hamster has the right idea! If only we had cheek pouches to fit more birthda...

Happy Birthday Llovely Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayStevie the birthday llama has arrived (complete with birthday hat) to wish you a Hap...

Sloth Out Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayHere at Pancake HQ we don't really need much of a reason to Sloth Out, so when our birth...

Magical Unicorn Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayUnicorns eh? They're blummin' everywhere aren't they? This particular blue haired ...

Magnificent Bellend Silver Foil Birthday Greeting Card - part of the Naughties range by Stormy KnightNever have we seen a cuter card calling us a b...

Let's Get Mashed Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayWe've not seen many things cuter than this bag of potatoes looking to "get mashed" which, ...

Hoggy Birthday to You Card illustrated by Jo Clark Design Happy birthday to the hedgehog-loving person in your life, check out that cute party hat,...

Sorry About the Size Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorWe've all done it. Bought something online only to be bitterly disappoint...

This Little Piggy Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray This little piggy.... got a bit drunk, had a wee, and couldn't find the way hom...

Giant Crab Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyWhat could be cooler than a birthday joint? Well, having a giant crab roll you it ...

Birthday Suit Gold Foil Birthday Card - Good Feels - Stormy KnightPut on your Birthday Suit and strut your funky stuff! Maybe just check you have a...

Got You This Silver Foil Birthday Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy KnightWe've all done the "got you this" joke before... reaching into our pocke...

Fun Guy Happy Birthday Red Foil Greeting Card - illustrated Stormy KnightHappy Birthday to my favourite fun-guy! There's not mushroom for compariso...

The Future Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Let's look into the crystal ball to see what the future holds. The future holds: Arthritis...

Rabbit Happy Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray You know what it's like when you want to wish someone a happy birthday, but, um, wel...

What are You Doing Greeting Card - David Shrigley It's one of those questions that's often asked: what did the person who first tried milking a cow...

Annual Subscription Blue Foil Birthday Card - Created by Ricicle Cards "Congrats! Your annual subscription to life has been renewed. Happy Birthday...

Birthday Wanker Silver Foil Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy Knight We all know someone who goes waaaay over the top for their birthday every yea...

Happy Adult Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Adult birthdays... they'd be super dangerous without the after-the-event healing ...

Gluten-Free Green Foil Birthday Card - Created by Ricicle Cards This birthday card is gluten-free, dairy-free and money-free. This is a solid "dad ...

Lord Flashheart Woof! Greeting Card - illustrated by Middle Mouse I had a great time when writing the blurb for this card as it meant I had to look...

Bastard Cat Greeting Card - David Shrigley Most of us have known a cat like this in our lives! The kind of cat that does things to your house that ...

I Made It With My Bum Greeting Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer Created for Ohh Deer by Gemma Correll, this is one of the fabulous ...

Birthday Cock Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Wishing you a very happy birthday. On a giant cock and balls. Let's face it, we all kno...

Old Dinosaur Birthday Greeting Card - Stormy Knight For those who have a few more birthdays under their belt than the rest of us...and don't mind b...

Lemur Gold Foil Birthday Card - illustrated by Stormy KnightSend some happy, stripey birthday love with this cute present-wielding lemur and her bi...

Happy Birthday Babe Greeting Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer This cute little piggy is ready for her birthday - you can tell from ...

TFW Acronyms Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorFor ages I've struggled with remembering what this acronym stands for! I guess it...

Fancy Birthday Gold Foil Greeting Card - illustrated by Holly Maguire for Stormy KnightHope your birthday is as *FANCY* as you are! So says this bo...

Ample Seating Birthday Greeting Card illustrated by Em & Friends (formerly Emily McDowell & Friends) Emily is definitely a woman after my o...

Recycling is Cool Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated Stormy KnightA birthday card for your eco-conscious (but probably not very cool) friend, col...

Happy Birthday Family Member Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Brother, Mother, Auntie, Dad, Fifth Cousin Twice Removed... it's really h...

Great Scott... You Got Old Greeting Card illustrated by The Grey Earl When you think about it, we're all time travellers... we're just going throug...