Funny Birthday Cards

Tall Child Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Stand-up comedian Dylan Moran is infinitely quotable. None more so than when he's articulat...

Sorry About the Size Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior We've all done it. Bought something online only to be bitterly disappoin...

Let's Get Mashed Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayWe've not seen many things cuter than this bag of potatoes looking to "get mashed" which, ...

Let's Make Some Noise Neon Birthday Card - Illustrated by Hello!Lucky for Ohh Deer Happy Birthday! Let's make some noise!! This gaggle of brightly ...

Happy Adult Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Adult birthdays... they'd be super dangerous without the after-the-event healing ...

As Amazing As I Am Gold Foil Birthday Card - Created by Ricicle Cards "Hope your birthday is as amazing as I am!" Here's a fab way to steal the lim...

Bangin' Birthday Blue Foil Greeting Card - illustrated Stormy Knight Send some birthday shininess with this cute blue foil greeting card featuring ...

Annual Subscription Blue Foil Birthday Card - Created by Ricicle Cards "Congrats! Your annual subscription to life has been renewed. Happy Birthday...

Magnificent Bastard Birthday Card - Illustrated by Cat Ings of Twin Pines for Ohh Deer "Happy Birthday you magnificent bastard" - what more can you...

Happy Birthday Family Member Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior (aka The Curious Pancake) Brother, Mother, Auntie, Dad, Fifth Cousin Twic...

Massive Cunt Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It's fun learning about language, isn't it? How fascinating that, seemingly, the worst wo...

Gluten-Free Green Foil Birthday Card - Created by Ricicle Cards This birthday card is gluten-free, dairy-free and money-free. This is a solid "dad ...

Smelly Stupid Head Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I love classy birthday cards. I also love very silly, childish birthday cards. This...

You Haven't Aged a Bit Birthday Card illustrated by The Grey Earl Just like Han Solo, encased in carbonite, you haven't aged a bit! Get this card f...

Budget Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior The cost of living crisis is affecting us all, right? Although we've all gotta make th...

Great Scott... You Got Old Greeting Card illustrated by The Grey Earl When you think about it, we're all time travellers... we're just going throug...

Card Section Greeting Card - Redback CardsIt's so easy to get overwhelmed by choice isn't it? Alternatively everything else can often seem like a b...

Surprise Alien Birthday Card illustrated by The Grey Earl Of all the things that would be surprising, firstly an exploding cake is definitely right...

I Am Your Gift Birthday Card - Illustrated by Ken the Cat for Ohh Deer What more gift do you need for your birthday when you have a cat as awesome ...

Happy Birthday Bestest Friend Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior "Happy Birthday to the bestest friend I could have ever, ever wished for...

Someone Older Birthday Card - Illustrated by Cat Ings of Twin Pines for Ohh Deer "I'll always think of you as someone older" says this card. And it...

Punny McPunFace Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I know this is gonna be a niche card! Basically, if you've ever created greetings card...

Motherfucking Party Time Greeting Card - created by Paper Plane Sometimes you just gotta throw your head back and scream "Motherfucking party time!...

Cut Out Cake Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I love the texture and warmth that brown paper brings to a collage! I also love making simple, fun...

Little Scrolly Thing Getting Far Birthday Card illustrated by Betiobca You know when you have to start scrolling backward from the 2000s all the wa...

Paddle Boarding Twat Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Don't get me wrong, I love messing about in the water. But those paddle boarders,...

Naked Greeting Card - created by Cloud Nine for Redback Cards "I don't know the science behind it but if you're totally naked and you want to feel ...

Open Water Swimming Wanker Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, before all you open-water swimmers come at me, I'm just poking gentle fun at y'...

My Face Birthday Card - illustrated by Beth Garnett for Woodmansterne My face when everyone sings HAPPY BIRTHDAY at me. We all know what this feels...

Deemed Noteworthy Birthday Card - illustrated by Deadpan for Cath Tate Cards You have been alive for a period of time generally deemed noteworthy. ...

Ongoing Existence Birthday Card - illustrated by Deadpan for Cath Tate Cards Congratulations on your ongoing existence. Your existence should be ce...

Birthday Hangover Kit Gold Foil Greeting Card - illustrated by Holly Maguire for Stormy KnightEver wanted to know what a birthday hangover kit look...

Flipping Amazing Birthday Card - Illustrated by The Inking Rose for Ricicle Cards Speaking as pancake lovers, we really couldn't resist this Flippi...

Not Dead Yet Birthday Card illustrated by The Grey Earl Now look, I'm not saying it's subtle.... but you might just get away with sending this one,...

Happy 263rd Birthday Card illustrated by The Grey Earl Well... you really do start to lose count of your own age by the time you get to your mid-fo...

Henlo Spicy Sky Raisin Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Did you know that dogs have their own language? You'd better heckin believe it!...