Funny Birthday Cards

Flipping Amazing Birthday Card - Illustrated by The Inking Rose for Ricicle Cards Speaking as pancake lovers, we really couldn't resist this Flippi...

Happy 263rd Birthday Card illustrated by The Grey Earl Well... you really do start to lose count of your own age by the time you get to your mid-fo...

Sneaking Out Blue Foil Birthday Card - Created by Ricicle Cards "We used to sneak out of our houses to go to parties." says this greeting card "Now...

Not Dead Yet Birthday Card illustrated by The Grey Earl Now look, I'm not saying it's subtle.... but you might just get away with sending this one,...

Deemed Noteworthy Birthday Card - illustrated by Deadpan for Cath Tate Cards You have been alive for a period of time generally deemed noteworthy. ...

Sculpted by Pain Birthday Card illustrated by Betiobca Ooooh this one hit hard! Congrats! Says this card, featuring a multi-coloured layered birthd...

Snappy Birthday Card illustrated by Studio Boketto Check out this croc! What are those on his feet? Yep, you guessed it! I love that this croc isn'...

Dead Old Birthday Card illustrated by The Grey Earl Now look, I'm not saying it's subtle.... but you might just get away with sending this one, esp...

Football Man Birthday Card - illustrated by Deadpan for Cath Tate Cards You are a man, so this card mentions football. Ahhh, don't you just love st...

Henlo Spicy Sky Raisin Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Did you know that dogs have their own language? You'd better heckin believe it!...

Got You This Card Sorry It's A Bit Tacky - illustrated by Claire Senior I don't know about you, but I used to be a master at making things out of B...

More Candles More Problems Birthday Card - Illustrated by Jess Miller for Ricicle Cards Ahh, more candles, more problems! I'm gonna cross my finger...

Internet Fabulous Birthday Greeting Card - Em & Friends (formerly Emily McDowell & Friends) A great birthday card for that friend who seemi...

Prosecco Woman Birthday Card - illustrated by Deadpan for Cath Tate Cards You are a woman, so this card mentions Prosecco. Ahhh, don't you just lov...

Child of The Seventies Gold Foil Birthday Card - illustrated by Holly Maguire for Stormy KnightAs someone who was born in the seventies (or late 19...

Happy Adult Birthday Heated Slipper Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Adult birthdays... we're getting into Betterware Catalogue territory now. F...

Apple Greeting Card  - created by Mr Will Vincent for Redback Cards "To a plant-based twat" - here, have a picture of an apple!! Send this card to ...

Birthday News Card - Illustrated by Daria Solak Where do we read most of the news these days? That's right, on the loo! It's not usually the actual...

Traditionalist Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Why they always be changing the names of things?! It's irritating. And not always immed...

Alright Embossed Funny Card - illustrated by Hazel Bee printed by Brainbox CandyNo one was around at the time of the dinosaurs, so this may actuall...

Sod The Cake Card illustrated by Studio Boketto When it comes to celebrating birthdays or celebrating in general, many people will instantly think ...

Flash Bastard Flash Gordon Card illustrated by The Grey Earl A funny card for lovers of the camp-as-you-like (ooh look! Peter Duncan!) cult classic...

Happy Birthday Domestic Partner Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Keepin' it formal with this funny birthday card for you "Domestic Partner" - gr...

Fine Wine Untouched Birthday Card illustrated by Betiobca On the surface of things, aging like a fine wine sounds like a delicious compliment. You'...

Pedro Pascal Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I can't stand cards featuring badly traced digital illustrations of celebrities and z-lis...

You're So Old Now Birthday Card - Veronica Dearly for Cath Tate Cards You're so old now that people will start saying that you look good "for your ...

Still Got It Roller Boots Card illustrated by The Grey Earl Ooh, this card opens up a childhood wound! All I wanted were the trendy roller boots. A...

Old Fellow Me Lad Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Happy Birthday ol' pal, ol' buddy, old fellow-me-lad! For some reason, I was picturi...

Underpants Drunk Card - Cath Tate Cards I called this the "underpants drunk card" because I knew there'd be lots of people that might not read the ...

Fall Asleep Embossed Birthday Card - illustrated by Hazel Bee printed by Brainbox CandyDon't you dare fall asleep on my birthday! The more birthday...

Gamer 4 Life Greeting Card illustrated by The Grey Earl Created as part of Jon's "Old Skool" range, this card pretty much states a universal truth:...

I Still Love Easter Card illustrated by Jelly Armchair Throughout the years, we've been occasionally asked why we don't have any Easter cards. I me...