Another year older, another excuse to take the proverbial! Browse funny birthday cards for friends and family who appreciate a good laugh, a cheeky message or a well-placed swear word. Find a card that suits their sense of humour, whether you're gently teasing them about their age or celebrating what a glorious weirdo they are.
Pedro Pascal Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I can't stand cards featuring badly traced digital illustrations of celebrities and z-lis...
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Child of The Seventies Gold Foil Birthday Card - illustrated by Holly Maguire for Stormy KnightAs someone who was born in the seventies (or late 19...
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Clever, Charming, and Funny Gold Foil Birthday Card - Created by Ricicle Cards "Clever, charming *and* funny!" says this greeting card "Anyway, eno...
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Happy Adult Birthday Heated Slipper Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Adult birthdays... we're getting into Betterware Catalogue territory now. F...
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Traditionalist Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Why they always be changing the names of things?! It's irritating. And not always immed...
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Got You This Card Sorry It's A Bit Tacky - illustrated by Claire Senior I don't know about you, but I used to be a master at making things out of B...
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Birthday Legend Pigeon Card - illustrated by Fernandes Makes Who's a Legend? YOU are!! Even if you're a pigeon with a crusty foot (which this pigeo...
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Old Fellow Me Lad Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Happy Birthday ol' pal, ol' buddy, old fellow-me-lad! For some reason, I was picturi...
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Apple Greeting Card - created by Mr Will Vincent for Redback Cards "To a plant-based twat" - here, have a picture of an apple!! Send this card to ...
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Internet Fabulous Birthday Greeting Card - Em & Friends (formerly Emily McDowell & Friends) A great birthday card for that friend who seemi...
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Fine Wine Untouched Birthday Card illustrated by Betiobca On the surface of things, aging like a fine wine sounds like a delicious compliment. You'...
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Still Got It Birthday Card - illustrated by Holly St Clair for Wrap You might be knocking on a bit, heck, you might even be a disembodied skull on ...
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Shit Wizard Older Birthday Card - illustrated by Cari Vander Yacht for Wrap Not every wizard has good spells! Case in point: yer beardy fella on th...
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Fall Asleep Embossed Birthday Card - illustrated by Hazel Bee printed by Brainbox CandyDon't you dare fall asleep on my birthday! The more birthday...
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Bloke Birthday Best Friend Card - illustrated by Claire Senior "Happy Birthday to the best friend a bloke could wish for. Let's not get too mushy a...
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Happy Birthday Domestic Partner Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Keepin' it formal with this funny birthday card for you "Domestic Partner" - gr...
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Brian Blessed's Love Child Wearable Beard Card illustrated by The Grey Earl Who'd have known that you needed a wearable card, right? But one look a...
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Pigeon Birthday Cake Card - illustrated by Fernandes Makes I adore this pigeon's harlequin birthday hat - less so the fact he's standing in the mid...
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Chuck Norris' Stunt Double Wearable Beard Card illustrated by The Grey Earl Who'd have known that you needed a wearable card, right? But one look a...
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Funny Birthday Card - Older Wiser Hotter - illustrated by IEJ.Studio for Stormy KnightOlder, Wiser, Hotter - there are definite advantages to getti...
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Perfect Card Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I found the perfect card for you! But it was too expensive, so I got you this one instead. A perfe...
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Love You Vodka Rabbits Embossed Card - illustrated by Hazel Bee printed by Brainbox CandySometimes it's great to find that person who's happy to do...
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Gamer 4 Life Greeting Card illustrated by The Grey Earl Created as part of Jon's "Old Skool" range, this card pretty much states a universal truth:...
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Team Hagrid Wearable Beard Card Card illustrated by The Grey Earl Who'd have known that you needed a wearable card, right? But one look at this car...
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I Still Love Easter Card illustrated by Jelly Armchair Throughout the years, we've been occasionally asked why we don't have any Easter cards. I me...
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Not Dead Yet Birthday Card - illustrated by The Grey Earl Remind an adult that they're still alive and kickin' with this funny Halloween-themed bir...
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Manageable Cake Card - illustrated by Claire Senior "Happy Birthday" starts this card "I hope your day is full of cake... in a fun, manageable, and...
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Happy Birthday Kiddo Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Happy Birthday, kiddo! This phrase kinda reminds me of the film Kill Bill, as it's the nam...
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Child Prodigy Card - illustrated by Claire Senior You are not too old, and it is not too late... unless you want to be a child prodigy. Send this f...
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Happy 263rd Birthday Card - illustrated by The Grey Earl Remind someone of their advancing age with this funny Dracula coffin card - if it does hap...
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Dead Old Birthday Card illustrated by The Grey Earl What better time to send someone a memento mori than their birthday, right? Well done for survi...
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Shitbag Dog Card - illustrated by Jane Gomez at TWAAT - Things We Are All Thinking "It's obvious how much you love your dog." starts this card "I p...
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Middle Age Raider Greeting Card illustrated by The Grey Earl Created as part of Jon's "Old Skool" range, this card pretty much states a universal t...
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Got You a Present Dog Birthday Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray Got you a present. Now, throw it over there so I can fetch it again! Classic dog, ri...
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Child of The Noughties Gold Foil Birthday Card - illustrated by Holly Maguire for Stormy KnightOkay I'll come clean, I'm far too old to relate to a...
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This Little Piggy Birthday Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray This little piggy got a bit drunk, had a wee and couldn't find the way home. The little ...
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