Sweary Cards and Gifts

Sweary Graphite Pencil Set by Claire Senior  Featuring: 6 x 2B graphite, round barrel, sharpened pencils with white erasers an awesome 100% cardbo...

Life's Too Short Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, I'm not one to preach, but this truism really needs more exposure than it's curr...

If It's For Me Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley "If it's for me, tell them to fuck off" You know that cold dread you get when the phone rings?...

Fucking Ace Magnetic Bookmark - illustrated by David Shrigley As far as cardboard magnetic bookmarks go, this one we have by David Shrigley is the ...

Fuck Your Birthday Greeting Card - Illustrated by Ken the Cat for Ohh Deer Be more like Ken, Ken the cat doesn't give a fuck about your birthday. O...

Executive Sweary Pen by Claire Senior Let's fuck some shit up!! This awesome slim metal pen is the perfect choice for lovers of sweary, smart stati...

Magnificent Bellend Silver Foil Birthday Greeting Card - part of the Naughties range by Stormy KnightNever have we seen a cuter card calling us a b...

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Caterpillar Fuck Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley You know how it is when you're a caterpillar, and you're walking along a branch, and there a...

I'm Fucking Brilliant New Job Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyThe only answer to an interview question that you need to remember. Mayb...

Sorry About the Size Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorWe've all done it. Bought something online only to be bitterly disappoint...

Got You This Silver Foil Birthday Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy KnightWe've all done the "got you this" joke before... reaching into our pocke...

Decree Gold Foil Birthday Greeting Card - Em & Friends (formerly Emily McDowell & Friends) A fun card, ready for customisation! The front r...

Overrated Animals 4 Button Badge Set - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, before we get started, I like animals as much as the next person, possibly...

Old As Fuck Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Paul Gandhi for Ohh DeerWhen you need a fire brigade to put out your birthday candles, then you...

Cockerel Fuck Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley In a world where everything's gone to shit, who can blame the cockerel for his squawkin...

Yes To Cheese and Christmas Cake Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Eating a lump of cheese with your Christmas Cake has divided people f...

Bloody Postal Service Belated Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorDisclaimer: we LOVE our postal service!! We just thought it was funny to ...

You're Getting Old Greeting Card illustrated by Paul Gandhi for Ohh DeerThe many candles often spell it out first, but if the birthday boy or girl ...

Bastard Cat Greeting Card - David Shrigley Most of us have known a cat like this in our lives! The kind of cat that does things to your house that ...

Birthday Wanker Silver Foil Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy Knight We all know someone who goes waaaay over the top for their birthday every yea...

I Love You Even Though..... Card - Veronica Dearly "I love you even though you keep bringing more fucking cushions into our home." For some people,...

Fucking Ace Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley A great coaster for raising your spirits! Maybe a good one to have at work as a reminder t...

Fucking Great Job Greeting Card - Em & Friends (formerly Emily McDowell & Friends) Sometimes it just has to be said with no mincing of word...

Immature Cheese Greeting Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer This card is one of the fabulous pun-tastic cards from Gemma's rapidly g...

Fast Cheetah Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Hey Cheetah? How fast can you run? I can run very fucking fast indeed... For those of y...

Fuck Off Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley When you want to curse someone from on high, a hot air balloon really helps you do it in styl...

Thanks For... Mother's Day Card - Illustrated by Ken the Cat for Ohh Deer Although it's very unlike a cat to say thank you for anything, they're no...

What Time Is It? Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley What time is it, oh faithful digital watch? Time to stop electing bastards to be our...

Don't Look Down Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Don't look down!! Wait! Well... I *did* warn you! Get this for the person in your lif...

Shit On Government Postcard - David ShrigleyAs far as plans go, it's a solid one. Gotta admire the resolve of this pigeon!This funny postcard, illu...

Dinosaur Shit Greeting Card - David Shrigley That's one buff-looking T-Rex! And who are we to disbelieve his frankly believable claim?! This funny ...

A great card for a coffee lover or the bitter old so and so in your life!This card, illustrated by the wonderful Gemma Correll for the Ohh Deer col...

Motherfucking Party Time Greeting Card - created by Paper Plane Sometimes you just gotta throw your head back and scream "Motherfucking party time!...