Sweary Cards and Gifts

Sweary Graphite Pencil Set by Claire Senior  Featuring: 6 x HB graphite, square barrel, sharpened pencils with white painted tips an awesome 100% ...

Fuck You All Boxed Mug illustrated by David Shrigley Having a rough day? Spell it out on your mug of choice. Case in point: this mug gives a curt w...

Life's Too Short Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, I'm not one to preach, but this truism really needs more exposure than it's curr...

Fucking Ace Magnetic Bookmark - illustrated by David Shrigley As far as cardboard magnetic bookmarks go, this one we have by David Shrigley is the ...

Fuck Your Birthday Greeting Card - Illustrated by Ken the Cat for Ohh Deer Be more like Ken, Ken the cat doesn't give a fuck about your birthday. O...

Executive Sweary Pen by Claire Senior Let's fuck some shit up!! This awesome slim metal pen is the perfect choice for lovers of sweary, smart stati...

Happy Bir9669.. laptop Greeting Card - Illustrated by Ken the Cat for Ohh Deer Ken the cat doesn't exactly care about wishing you a happy birthday....

Sorry About the Size Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior We've all done it. Bought something online only to be bitterly disappoin...

Overrated Animals 4 Button Badge Set - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, before we get started, I like animals as much as the next person, possibly...

Yes To Cheese and Christmas Cake Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Eating a lump of cheese with your Christmas Cake has divided people f...

Bloody Postal Service Belated Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorDisclaimer: we LOVE our postal service!! We just thought it was funny to ...

Card Section Greeting Card - Redback CardsIt's so easy to get overwhelmed by choice isn't it? Alternatively everything else can often seem like a b...

Immature Cheese Greeting Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer This card is one of the fabulous pun-tastic cards from Gemma's rapidly g...

Brother Greeting Card - Redback CardsIf you've ever wondered what BROTHER stands for, illustrator Will Vincent is here to provide that answer! Give...

Woofing Turd Greeting Card illustrated by Amber Fossey aka Zeppelinmoon, printed under license by Redback Cards "despite cat's dismay, the woofing ...

Huge Diamond Ring Engagement Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley When you've just got engaged, there's no reason at all to be coy about i...

Territorial Robin Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Ahhh the garden stalwart, Robin redbreast. How sweet is this wee little Christmassy...

Robin Murdering Bully Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Erithacus rubecula, or Robin redbreast as we've come to know him, is a complica...

So, Like, I Love You and Shit Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior So, like, I've no idea how teenagers talk these days, but in my day (Lor...

Three Wise Women Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It's easy, nay, very easy to get jaded about Christmas as an adult. Times t...

Robins Are Dicks 12 Card Pack - illustrated by Claire Senior Six Christmas Cards featuring our good ol' friend the Robin! 4 of each design. Good ol...

Razor Sharp Claws Robin Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Good old Robin, eh? There's nothing untoward about this sweet little garden b...

Open Water Swimming Wanker Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, before all you open-water swimmers come at me, I'm just poking gentle fun at y'...

I Am Your Gift Birthday Card - Illustrated by Ken the Cat for Ohh Deer What more gift do you need for your birthday when you have a cat as awesome ...

Paddle Boarding Twat Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Don't get me wrong, I love messing about in the water. But those paddle boarders,...

Peckers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Say what you like about birdwatchers, but they do love to spot a pecker in the wil...

Beavers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Beavers have just been recently re-released into the UK habitat, how exciting is t...

Lickers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Check out these fancy lickers! Or cats, as most people would call them.... or puss...

Shags Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Say what you like about birdwatchers, they do love a good shag. The feathered kind, ...

Growlers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration This was a colloquialism I only learned relatively recently! I know, I'm so innoc...

Sniffers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Well, we've had lickers (cats!) so we thought we really ought to have sniffers (d...

Peckers Premium Cotton Tea Towel illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Say what you like about birdwatchers, but they do love to spot a pecker ...

Filthy Scrubber Charcoal Soap Detox Bar - created by Go La La Everyone loves a Filthy Scrubber! This soap bar is made in the UK with activated cha...

Hello Clitty Natural Shave Bar - created by Go La La Fabulously fragrant, long-lasting shave bar, made in the UK, with lavender & orange essent...

Soapy Tit Wank Natural Soap Bar - created by Go La La Have hours (or maybe minutes) of fun with this zingy, fruity soap, made in the UK with grapef...

Thatch 'n' Snatch Natural Shampoo Bar - created by Go La La This funny gift for her is made in the UK using lavender & geranium essential oils....