Sweary Cards and Gifts

Life's Too Short Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, I'm not one to preach, but this truism really needs more exposure than it's curr...

Fucking Ace Boxed Mug illustrated by David Shrigley When you're having a competition about who's got the best mug, then this one surely tops the bi...

Caterpillar Fuck Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley You know how it is when you're a caterpillar, and you're walking along a branch, and there a...

Why Long Face Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Why the long face? Well, it's certainly not the punchline this bar-tender was expecting...

I'm Fucking Brilliant New Job Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyThe only answer to an interview question that you need to remember. Mayb...

Sorry About the Size Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior We've all done it. Bought something online only to be bitterly disappoin...

Overrated Animals 4 Button Badge Set - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, before we get started, I like animals as much as the next person, possibly...

Bloody Postal Service Belated Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorDisclaimer: we LOVE our postal service!! We just thought it was funny to ...

Fucking Ace Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley A great coaster for raising your spirits! Maybe a good one to have at work as a reminder t...

Fuck Off Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley When you want to curse someone from on high, a hot air balloon really helps you do it in styl...

What Time Is It? Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley What time is it, oh faithful digital watch? Time to stop electing bastards to be our...

Don't Look Down Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Don't look down!! Wait! Well... I *did* warn you! Get this for the person in your lif...

Shit On Government Postcard - David Shrigley As far as plans go, it's a solid one. Gotta admire the resolve of this determined bird. This funny pos...

Brother Greeting Card - Redback CardsIf you've ever wondered what BROTHER stands for, illustrator Will Vincent is here to provide that answer! Give...

Woofing Turd Greeting Card illustrated by Amber Fossey aka Zeppelinmoon, printed under license by Redback Cards "despite cat's dismay, the woofing ...

Huge Diamond Ring Engagement Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley When you've just got engaged, there's no reason at all to be coy about i...

Festive As... Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior AF is for sissies! If you're gonna swear, SWEAR! And Christmas is definitely t...

Flip the Bird Rudolph Christmas Greeting Card by Claire Senior Rudolph here has had enough of the reindeer games and name-calling. He's evolved som...

Territorial Robin Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Ahhh the garden stalwart, Robin redbreast. How sweet is this wee little Christmassy...

Robin Murdering Bully Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Erithacus rubecula, or Robin redbreast as we've come to know him, is a complica...

So, Like, I Love You and Shit Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior So, like, I've no idea how teenagers talk these days, but in my day (Lor...

Three Wise Women Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It's easy, nay, very easy to get jaded about Christmas as an adult. Times t...

Razor Sharp Claws Robin Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Good old Robin, eh? There's nothing untoward about this sweet little garden b...

Open Water Swimming Wanker Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, before all you open-water swimmers come at me, I'm just poking gentle fun at y'...

Paddle Boarding Twat Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Don't get me wrong, I love messing about in the water. But those paddle boarders,...

Peckers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Say what you like about birdwatchers, but they do love to spot a pecker in the wil...

Lickers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Check out these fancy lickers! Or cats, as most people would call them.... or puss...

Shags Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Say what you like about birdwatchers, they do love a good shag. The feathered kind, ...

Sniffers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Well, we've had lickers (cats!) so we thought we really ought to have sniffers (d...

Shit, Shower & Shave Natural Vegan Shave Bar - created by Go La La This fantastic, fragrant long-lasting shave bar is made in the UK using oran...

What Are You Doing Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley This cow is posing a fair question! If you've also asked the question "what did the...

Floaters Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration I much prefer this type of Floater to the 'other' type... what about you?! For ev...

Boobies Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Say what you like about birdwatchers, but I think they're totally obsessed with bo...

Hooters Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration My oh my, there really are a lot of euphemisms for breasts aren't there?! And why ...

Honkers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Honk is just a great word, isn't it? Such onomatopoeic joy to be had shouting "hon...