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Sweary Cards and Gifts

It's big. It's clever. It's our selection of sweary cards and gifts. No apologies, we love a bit of well-placed swearing here at PancakeHQ. If you do too, or if you know a profanity enthusiast, then this is the collection for you!

  • Claire Senior

    Executive Sweary Pen

    £6.50

    Executive Sweary Pen by Claire Senior Let's fuck some shit up!! This awesome slim metal pen is the perfect choice for lovers of sweary, smart stati...

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  • Redback Cards

    Asshats Greeting Card

    £2.90

    Asshats Greeting Card illustrated by Amber Fossey aka Zeppelinmoon, printed under license by Redback Cards "Cat was not fond of other cats. Or dogs...

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  • Sarah Edmonds Illustration

    Cocks Drinks Coaster

    £4.75

    Cocks Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Say what you like about birdwatchers, but they do love a good cock or two! The feath...

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  • Sarah Edmonds Illustration

    Peckers Drinks Coaster

    £4.75

    Peckers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Say what you like about birdwatchers, but they do love to spot a pecker in the wil...

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  • Sarah Edmonds Illustration

    Beavers Drinks Coaster

    £4.75

    Beavers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Beavers have just been recently re-released into the UK habitat, how exciting is t...

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  • Sarah Edmonds Illustration

    Lickers Drinks Coaster

    £4.75

    Lickers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Check out these fancy lickers! Or cats, as most people would call them.... or puss...

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  • Sarah Edmonds Illustration

    Shags Drinks Coaster

    £4.75

    Shags Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Say what you like about birdwatchers, they do love a good shag. The feathered kind, ...

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  • Sarah Edmonds Illustration

    Growlers Drinks Coaster

    £4.75

    Growlers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration This was a colloquialism I only learned relatively recently! I know, I'm so innoc...

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  • Sarah Edmonds Illustration

    Sniffers Drinks Coaster

    £4.75

    Sniffers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Well, we've had lickers (cats!) so we thought we really ought to have sniffers (d...

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