Sweary Cards and Gifts

You're Fucking Ace Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyA bold and brave sentiment of admiration or love! There's not really anything to to...

Shitting Pants Greeting Card - Paul Gandhi Ohh DeerIllustrator Paul Gandhi tells it like it is. Don't sugar coat that pill now! We like the little ...

Blow Me Silver Foil Birthday Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy KnightWe love a good double entendre! This is such a cute wee piece of cake that we...

Why Long Face Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Why the long face? Well, it's certainly not the punchline this bar-tender was expecting...

I'm Fucking Brilliant New Job Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyThe only answer to an interview question that you need to remember. Mayb...

Executive Sweary Pen by Claire SeniorLet's fuck some shit up!! This awesome slim metal pen is the perfect choice for people who use a tablet and wr...

Got You This Silver Foil Birthday Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy KnightWe've all done the "got you this" joke before... reaching into our pocke...

Sorry About the Size Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorWe've all done it. Bought something online only to be bitterly disappoint...

Wheat Intolerance Greeting Card - illustrated by Moose Allain, aka World of Moose, for Woodmansterne Here at Pancake Towers around 50% of all the h...

Decree Gold Foil Birthday Greeting Card - Em & Friends (formerly Emily McDowell & Friends) A fun card, ready for customisation! The front r...

Territorial Robin Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Ahhh the garden stalwart, Robin redbreast. How sweet is this wee little Christmassy...

Cockerel Fuck Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley In a world where everything's gone to shit, who can blame the cockerel for his squawkin...

Putting Up... Mother's Day Letterpress Gold Foil Greeting Card - Egg PressHappy Mother's Day. Thanks for putting up with my shit. Mums really do pu...

Yes To Cheese and Christmas Cake Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Eating a lump of cheese with your Christmas Cake has divided people f...

Trendy Bastard Birthday Greeting Card - Sooshichacha Some people are just too darn trendy for their own good. A great birthday card for the selfie-...

Bloody Magnificent Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley As far as motivational greeting cards go, this one's probably my favourite! If eve...

Robin Murdering Bully Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Erithacus rubecula, or Robin redbreast as we've come to know him, is a complica...

Bloody Postal Service Belated Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorDisclaimer: we LOVE our postal service!! We just thought it was funny to ...

Immature Cheese Greeting Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer This card is one of the fabulous pun-tastic cards from Gemma's rapidly g...

Bastard Cat Greeting Card - David Shrigley Most of us have known a cat like this in our lives! The kind of cat that does things to your house that ...

Card Section Greeting Card - Redback CardsIt's so easy to get overwhelmed by choice isn't it? Alternatively everything else can often seem like a b...

I Love You Even Though..... Card - Veronica Dearly "I love you even though you keep bringing more fucking cushions into our home." For some people,...

Overrated Animals 4 Button Badge Set - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, before we get started, I like animals as much as the next person, possibly...

Fast Cheetah Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Hey Cheetah? How fast can you run? I can run very fucking fast indeed... For those of y...

You're The Shit Greeting Card - illustrated by Mei Støyva for Ohh Deer You're the shit! One of those positive phrases that really defies logic, alo...

Fuck Off Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley When you want to curse someone from on high, a hot air balloon really helps you do it in styl...

What Time Is It? Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley What time is it, oh faithful digital watch? Time to stop electing bastards to be our...

Shit On Government Postcard - David ShrigleyAs far as plans go, it's a solid one. Gotta admire the resolve of this pigeon!This funny postcard, illu...

From A Mountain Greeting Card - illustrated by Em & Friends (formerly Emily McDowell & Friends) We can learn a lot from mountains, it seems...

Bloody Brilliant Human Anniversary Card illustrated by Lucie Chadderton at SooshichachaGet this card for your bloody brilliant other half! Not one ...

Thanks For... Mother's Day Card - Illustrated by Ken the Cat for Ohh Deer Although it's very unlike a cat to say thank you for anything, they're no...