

Sweary Pencil Set
Sweary Graphite Pencil Set by Claire Senior Featuring: 6 x 2B graphite, round barrel, sharpened pencils with erasers an awesome 100% cardboard ca...
View full detailsIt's big. It's clever. It's our selection of sweary cards and gifts. No apologies, we love a bit of well-placed swearing here at PancakeHQ. If you do too, or if you know a profanity enthusiast, then this is the collection for you!
Sweary Graphite Pencil Set by Claire Senior Featuring: 6 x 2B graphite, round barrel, sharpened pencils with erasers an awesome 100% cardboard ca...
View full detailsYou're Fucking Ace Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyA bold and brave sentiment of admiration or love! There's not really anything to to...
View full detailsShitting Pants Greeting Card - Paul Gandhi Ohh DeerIllustrator Paul Gandhi tells it like it is. Don't sugar coat that pill now! We like the little ...
View full detailsBlow Me Silver Foil Birthday Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy KnightWe love a good double entendre! This is such a cute wee piece of cake that we...
View full detailsWhy Long Face Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Why the long face? Well, it's certainly not the punchline this bar-tender was expecting...
View full detailsI'm Fucking Brilliant New Job Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyThe only answer to an interview question that you need to remember. Mayb...
View full detailsExecutive Sweary Pen by Claire SeniorLet's fuck some shit up!! This awesome slim metal pen is the perfect choice for people who use a tablet and wr...
View full detailsGot You This Silver Foil Birthday Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy KnightWe've all done the "got you this" joke before... reaching into our pocke...
View full detailsSorry About the Size Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorWe've all done it. Bought something online only to be bitterly disappoint...
View full detailsWheat Intolerance Greeting Card - illustrated by Moose Allain, aka World of Moose, for Woodmansterne Here at Pancake Towers around 50% of all the h...
View full detailsDecree Gold Foil Birthday Greeting Card - Em & Friends (formerly Emily McDowell & Friends) A fun card, ready for customisation! The front r...
View full detailsTerritorial Robin Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Ahhh the garden stalwart, Robin redbreast. How sweet is this wee little Christmassy...
View full detailsCockerel Fuck Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley In a world where everything's gone to shit, who can blame the cockerel for his squawkin...
View full detailsPutting Up... Mother's Day Letterpress Gold Foil Greeting Card - Egg PressHappy Mother's Day. Thanks for putting up with my shit. Mums really do pu...
View full detailsRoses Are Red Greeting Card by George The Cardmaker One of our favourite love poems turned completely on its head via the acerbic wit of George The...
View full detailsYes To Cheese and Christmas Cake Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Eating a lump of cheese with your Christmas Cake has divided people f...
View full detailsTrendy Bastard Birthday Greeting Card - Sooshichacha Some people are just too darn trendy for their own good. A great birthday card for the selfie-...
View full detailsBloody Magnificent Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley As far as motivational greeting cards go, this one's probably my favourite! If eve...
View full detailsRobin Murdering Bully Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Erithacus rubecula, or Robin redbreast as we've come to know him, is a complica...
View full detailsBloody Postal Service Belated Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorDisclaimer: we LOVE our postal service!! We just thought it was funny to ...
View full detailsL.O.V.E Greeting Card - George The CardmakerIf you live with someone you love, who never picks up their washing, or their crap is literally all ove...
View full detailsBad Ass Brother Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Lucie Chadderton at Sooshichacha This funny, birthday card is sure to raise a smile on the...
View full detailsImmature Cheese Greeting Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer This card is one of the fabulous pun-tastic cards from Gemma's rapidly g...
View full detailsBastard Cat Greeting Card - David Shrigley Most of us have known a cat like this in our lives! The kind of cat that does things to your house that ...
View full detailsCard Section Greeting Card - Redback CardsIt's so easy to get overwhelmed by choice isn't it? Alternatively everything else can often seem like a b...
View full detailsI Love You Even Though..... Card - Veronica Dearly "I love you even though you keep bringing more fucking cushions into our home." For some people,...
View full detailsOverrated Animals 4 Button Badge Set - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, before we get started, I like animals as much as the next person, possibly...
View full detailsFast Cheetah Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Hey Cheetah? How fast can you run? I can run very fucking fast indeed... For those of y...
View full detailsYou're The Shit Greeting Card - illustrated by Mei Støyva for Ohh Deer You're the shit! One of those positive phrases that really defies logic, alo...
View full detailsFuck Off Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley When you want to curse someone from on high, a hot air balloon really helps you do it in styl...
View full detailsWhat Time Is It? Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley What time is it, oh faithful digital watch? Time to stop electing bastards to be our...
View full detailsShit On Government Postcard - David ShrigleyAs far as plans go, it's a solid one. Gotta admire the resolve of this pigeon!This funny postcard, illu...
View full detailsFrom A Mountain Greeting Card - illustrated by Em & Friends (formerly Emily McDowell & Friends) We can learn a lot from mountains, it seems...
View full detailsCU Next Tuesday Greeting Card by George The Cardmaker See you next Tuesday! The 'C' word, or even the Cambridge University Netball Team... however ...
View full detailsBloody Brilliant Human Anniversary Card illustrated by Lucie Chadderton at SooshichachaGet this card for your bloody brilliant other half! Not one ...
View full detailsThanks For... Mother's Day Card - Illustrated by Ken the Cat for Ohh Deer Although it's very unlike a cat to say thank you for anything, they're no...
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