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Sweary Cards and Gifts

It's big. It's clever. It's our selection of sweary cards and gifts. No apologies, we love a bit of well-placed swearing here at PancakeHQ. If you do too, or if you know a profanity enthusiast, then this is the collection for you!

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    David Shrigley

    Fuck You All Boxed Mug

    Original Price £10.00
    Current Price £8.00

    Fuck You All Boxed Mug illustrated by David Shrigley Having a rough day? Spell it out on your mug of choice. Case in point: this mug gives a curt w...

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  • David Shrigley

    Shit Postcard

    £1.00

    Shit Postcard - David ShrigleyEver decreasing circles of shit. That's gotta be good, right? Because they're decreasing! A postcard to send to a fri...

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    David Shrigley

    Fucking Ace Boxed Mug

    Original Price £10.00
    Current Price £8.00

    Fucking Ace Boxed Mug illustrated by David Shrigley When you're having a competition about who's got the best mug, then this one surely tops the bi...

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    The Grey Earl

    Ya Fanny Greeting Card

    Original Price £2.90
    Current Price £1.60

    Ya Fanny Greeting Card illustrated by The Grey Earl According to a Scottish slang translation website "ya fanny" means "you're incompetent"... so n...

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    George The Cardmaker

    Grumpy Bitch Greeting Card

    Original Price £2.80
    Current Price £1.60

    Grumpy Bitch Greeting Card byGeorge The CardmakerSorry for being a grumpy bitch. Sometimes it pays to tell it straight and apologise without excuse...

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    George The Cardmaker

    Shielding Christmas Card

    Original Price £2.80
    Current Price £1.80

    Shielding Christmas Card by George The Cardmaker In 2020 shielding became something vulnerable people did to protect themselves from the worst of C...

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