Sweary Cards and Gifts

Don't Look Down Magnetic Bookmark - illustrated by David Shrigley As far as cardboard magnetic bookmarks go, this one we have by David Shrigley Bea...

Customer Services Magnetic Bookmark - created by Modern Toss for Brainbox Candy "This book I bought off you is fucking shit!" A great bookmark to s...

Caterpillar Fuck Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley We all get feelings of existential dread from time to time, but did you know that ca...

Very Rude-olph Christmas Card by Claire Senior Well, how'd you think rude-olph got his name? ;-) All that childhood bullying takes its toll somewhe...

Christmas Can **** Off Rude-olph Card Card by Claire Senior Well, how'd you think rude-olph got his name? ;-) It says a lot about the formative yea...

Fuck Fuck Sorry Boxed Mug illustrated by David Shrigley "Fuck fuck fuck fuck...... sorry fuck sorry" This mug is manufactured in the UK from high-q...

Bunch of Twats Boxed Mug illustrated by David Shrigley Was there ever a more fitting work mug?! This mug is manufactured in the UK from high-qualit...

Roof Leaking Postcard - David Shrigley Making the most of a bad situation - the person on the front of the card is drinking from their leaking roof...

Stop Writing Nonsense Postcard - David Shrigley Stop writing nonsense, stop readying nonsense! Quite simple! Give this postcard to the budding auth...

Shhh No One Wants to Hear Postcard - David Shrigley "Shhhhhhhhhhhh" says the alarmingly coloured person on the front of this postcard "no one wants...

View of the World Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Sometimes, you've just gotta get a different perspective on life, right? This card ...

Twat Pipe Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Isn't it always the way? Unclog your pipes only to find it was blocked with a load of disem...

Fuck You (Joking) Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley This is a perfect card for those times you get the joke just a little bit wrong, an...

What are You Looking at Postcard - David Shrigley Just 'cos you're in a horse-drawn carriage, doesn't mean you have to use the Queen's English all ...

Shit Shop Postcard - David Shrigley We don't always have the choice we expect to have in shops these days, do we?! Send this card to your shit-purc...

Massive Cunt Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It's fun learning about language, isn't it? How fascinating that, seemingly, the worst wo...

Crock of Shit Drinks Coaster illustrated by Katie Abey If you find yourself holding your tongue or swearing under your breath at work multiple time...

Cock Womble Drinks Coaster illustrated by Katie Abey If you find yourself holding your tongue or swearing under your breath at work multiple times ...

Arse Biscuits Natural Vegan Soap Bar - created by Go La La Possibly the second-most perfectly named soap of all time, this cheeky bar is made in th...

Pandas are Gits Card - part of the Overrated Animals range illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake Now listen, I love all animals.... o...

Dogs are Bellends Card - part of the Overrated Animals range illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake Now listen, I love all animals.......

Guinea Pigs are Pillocks Card - part of the Overrated Animals range illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake Now listen, I love all anim...

Otters are Arseholes Card - part of the Overrated Animals range illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake Now listen, I love all animals....

Rabbits are Spanners Card - part of the Overrated Animals range illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake Now listen, I love all animals....

Chickens are Wazzocks Card - part of the Overrated Animals range illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake Now listen, I love all animals...

Dolphins are Shit Card - part of the Overrated Animals range illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake Now listen, I love all animals.......

Hamsters are Twats Card - part of the Overrated Animals range illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake Now listen, I love all animals......

Llamas are Gormless Scrubbers Card - part of the Overrated Animals range illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake Now listen, I love all...

Owls are Fannies Card - part of the Overrated Animals range illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake Now listen, I love all animals.... ...

Hamsters are Gangsta Card - part of the Overrated Animals range illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake Now listen, I love all animals....

Moral Code Card - illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake "You're a little bit fucked up," so say the words on this card "but also kind...

Lapel Mic Card - illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake "Our mutual unbridled annoyance of videos in which people hold lapel mics in t...

Fuck Type Card - illustrated by Hayden Kays and printed by Brainbox CandyAll the different types of fuck are on this card, and what an eye opener i...

Shit Type Card - illustrated by Hayden Kays and printed by Brainbox CandyAll the different types of shit are on this card, and what an eye-opener i...

Ass Elbow Card - David Shrigley A pertinent reminder for those of us who can't tell the difference! Send this card to someone who should know their...

Cats are Gobshites Card - part of the Overrated Animals range illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake Now listen, I love all animals......