Sweary Cards and Gifts

Territorial Robin Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Ahhh the garden stalwart, Robin redbreast. How sweet is this wee little Christmassy...

Robin Murdering Bully Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Erithacus rubecula, or Robin redbreast as we've come to know him, is a complica...

So, Like, I Love You and Shit Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior So, like, I've no idea how teenagers talk these days, but in my day (Lor...

Three Wise Women Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It's easy, nay, very easy to get jaded about Christmas as an adult. Times t...

Robins Are Dicks 12 Card Pack - illustrated by Claire Senior Six Christmas Cards featuring our good ol' friend the Robin! 4 of each design. Good ol...

Flip the Bird Rudolph Six Card Christmas Pack by Claire Senior Pack contains SIX cards of the same design. Grab a bargain pack of subtly rude reind...

Festive As... Six Card Christmas Pack - illustrated by Claire Senior Featuring SIX Festive As Fuck Christmas Cards in one bargain pack! AF is for s...

Open Water Swimming Wanker Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, before all you open-water swimmers come at me, I'm just poking gentle fun at y'...

Relax, It's Your Birthday Card - Illustrated by Ken the Cat for Ohh Deer Take a leaf out of Ken's books and really sink down into that relaxing on ...

Paddle Boarding Twat Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Don't get me wrong, I love messing about in the water. But those paddle boarders,...

Cocks Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Say what you like about birdwatchers, but they do love a good cock or two! The feath...

Peckers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Say what you like about birdwatchers, but they do love to spot a pecker in the wil...

Beavers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Beavers have just been recently re-released into the UK habitat, how exciting is t...

Lickers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Check out these fancy lickers! Or cats, as most people would call them.... or puss...

Shags Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Say what you like about birdwatchers, they do love a good shag. The feathered kind, ...

Growlers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration This was a colloquialism I only learned relatively recently! I know, I'm so innoc...

Sniffers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Well, we've had lickers (cats!) so we thought we really ought to have sniffers (d...

Growlers Premium Cotton Tea Towel illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration This was a colloquialism I only learned relatively recently! I know, I'...

Peckers Premium Cotton Tea Towel illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Say what you like about birdwatchers, but they do love to spot a pecker ...

Sniffers Premium Cotton Tea Towel illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Well, we've had lickers (cats!) so we thought we really ought to have s...

Lickers Premium Cotton Tea Towel illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Check out these fancy lickers! Or cats, as most people would call them.....

Boobies Premium Cotton Tea Towel illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Say what you like about birdwatchers, but I think they're totally obsess...

Filthy Scrubber Charcoal Soap Detox Bar - created by Go La La Everyone loves a Filthy Scrubber! This soap bar is made in the UK with activated cha...

Hello Clitty Natural Shave Bar - created by Go La La Fabulously fragrant, long-lasting shave bar, made in the UK, with lavender & orange essent...

Thatch 'n' Snatch Natural Shampoo Bar - created by Go La La This funny gift for her is made in the UK using lavender & geranium essential oils....

Sweaty Bollocks Natural Vegan Soap Bar - created by Go La La This funny gift for him is made in the UK using lemongrass essential oil & hemp. L...

Honey, I Shat My Pants Natural Vegan Soap Bar - created by Go La La This funny gift for him (or her, but, let's face it, it's him) is made in the U...

Mr Bendy's Bathtime Natural Vegan Soap Bar - created by Go La La Possibly the most perfectly named soap of all time, this cheeky bar is made in the...

Bloody Hormones Natural Vegan Soap Bar - created by Go La La Are you experiencing any one of the myriad menopausal symptoms that life has suddenly ...

What Are You Doing Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley This cow is posing a fair question! If you've also asked the question "what did the...

Floaters Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration I much prefer this type of Floater to the 'other' type... what about you?! For ev...

Boobies Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Say what you like about birdwatchers, but I think they're totally obsessed with bo...