Don't Look Down Magnetic Bookmark
Don't Look Down Magnetic Bookmark - illustrated by David Shrigley As far as cardboard magnetic bookmarks go, this one we have by David Shrigley Bea...
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Don't Look Down Magnetic Bookmark - illustrated by David Shrigley As far as cardboard magnetic bookmarks go, this one we have by David Shrigley Bea...
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Customer Services Magnetic Bookmark - created by Modern Toss for Brainbox Candy "This book I bought off you is fucking shit!" A great bookmark to s...
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Caterpillar Fuck Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley We all get feelings of existential dread from time to time, but did you know that ca...
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Very Rude-olph Christmas Card by Claire Senior Well, how'd you think rude-olph got his name? ;-) All that childhood bullying takes its toll somewhe...
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Christmas Can **** Off Rude-olph Card Card by Claire Senior Well, how'd you think rude-olph got his name? ;-) It says a lot about the formative yea...
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Fuck Fuck Sorry Boxed Mug illustrated by David Shrigley "Fuck fuck fuck fuck...... sorry fuck sorry" This mug is manufactured in the UK from high-q...
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Bunch of Twats Boxed Mug illustrated by David Shrigley Was there ever a more fitting work mug?! This mug is manufactured in the UK from high-qualit...
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Roof Leaking Postcard - David Shrigley Making the most of a bad situation - the person on the front of the card is drinking from their leaking roof...
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Stop Writing Nonsense Postcard - David Shrigley Stop writing nonsense, stop readying nonsense! Quite simple! Give this postcard to the budding auth...
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Shhh No One Wants to Hear Postcard - David Shrigley "Shhhhhhhhhhhh" says the alarmingly coloured person on the front of this postcard "no one wants...
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View of the World Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Sometimes, you've just gotta get a different perspective on life, right? This card ...
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Twat Pipe Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Isn't it always the way? Unclog your pipes only to find it was blocked with a load of disem...
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Fuck You (Joking) Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley This is a perfect card for those times you get the joke just a little bit wrong, an...
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What are You Looking at Postcard - David Shrigley Just 'cos you're in a horse-drawn carriage, doesn't mean you have to use the Queen's English all ...
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Shit Shop Postcard - David Shrigley We don't always have the choice we expect to have in shops these days, do we?! Send this card to your shit-purc...
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Massive Cunt Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It's fun learning about language, isn't it? How fascinating that, seemingly, the worst wo...
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Crock of Shit Drinks Coaster illustrated by Katie Abey If you find yourself holding your tongue or swearing under your breath at work multiple time...
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Cock Womble Drinks Coaster illustrated by Katie Abey If you find yourself holding your tongue or swearing under your breath at work multiple times ...
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Arse Biscuits Natural Vegan Soap Bar - created by Go La La Possibly the second-most perfectly named soap of all time, this cheeky bar is made in th...
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Pandas are Gits Card - part of the Overrated Animals range illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake Now listen, I love all animals.... o...
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Dogs are Bellends Card - part of the Overrated Animals range illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake Now listen, I love all animals.......
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Guinea Pigs are Pillocks Card - part of the Overrated Animals range illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake Now listen, I love all anim...
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Otters are Arseholes Card - part of the Overrated Animals range illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake Now listen, I love all animals....
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Rabbits are Spanners Card - part of the Overrated Animals range illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake Now listen, I love all animals....
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Chickens are Wazzocks Card - part of the Overrated Animals range illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake Now listen, I love all animals...
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Dolphins are Shit Card - part of the Overrated Animals range illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake Now listen, I love all animals.......
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Hamsters are Twats Card - part of the Overrated Animals range illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake Now listen, I love all animals......
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Llamas are Gormless Scrubbers Card - part of the Overrated Animals range illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake Now listen, I love all...
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Owls are Fannies Card - part of the Overrated Animals range illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake Now listen, I love all animals.... ...
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Hamsters are Gangsta Card - part of the Overrated Animals range illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake Now listen, I love all animals....
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Moral Code Card - illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake "You're a little bit fucked up," so say the words on this card "but also kind...
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Lapel Mic Card - illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake "Our mutual unbridled annoyance of videos in which people hold lapel mics in t...
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Fuck Type Card - illustrated by Hayden Kays and printed by Brainbox CandyAll the different types of fuck are on this card, and what an eye opener i...
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Shit Type Card - illustrated by Hayden Kays and printed by Brainbox CandyAll the different types of shit are on this card, and what an eye-opener i...
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Ass Elbow Card - David Shrigley A pertinent reminder for those of us who can't tell the difference! Send this card to someone who should know their...
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Cats are Gobshites Card - part of the Overrated Animals range illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake Now listen, I love all animals......
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