Veronica Dearly

Adulthood Checklist Greeting Card - Veronica Dearly The exhilaration of finally becoming a legal adult is often quickly over-taken by the huge chec...

Pyramid Greeting Card - Veronica Dearly "You're like a pyramid," says this card "Cool, a bit weird and old as fuck" Send this to the weird, cool an...

You're A (Super Great) Star Greeting Card - Veronica Dearly "You're a star. And I don't mean a luminous sphere of plasma held together by your own ...

Exasperated Sound Love Card - Veronica Dearly "I love that exasperated sound you make when I speak to you" .... ahhhh, as the youth of today say "I...

You're Like Christmas Dinner Greeting Card - Veronica Dearly "You're like Christmas dinner. Tedious to clear up after, but definitely worth it" We ...

Sleeping Like A Baby Congratulations Card - Veronica Dearly "Congratulations! You are about to discover how misleading the phrase "sleeping like a ...

Eaten By Dragons Birthday Card - Veronica Dearly "For your Birthday I have arranged for _________ to be eaten by Dragons"!! Fill in your friend's o...

You're My Rock Love Card - Veronica Dearly "You're my rock. Not quite as cool as The Rock, but almost as important." The only instance in which thi...

Let's Just Pretend... Belated Birthday Card - Veronica Dearly "Let's just pretend this was on time" As far as apologies for missing your birthday g...

I Love You Even Though..... Card - Veronica Dearly "I love you even though you keep bringing more fucking cushions into our home." For some people,...

Great Dadding Dad Greeting Card - Veronica Dearly "Great Dadding Dad (Well Done You)" When your dad's done a great job at parenting, or "dadding", ...

Ever Diminishing List Christmas Card - Veronica Dearly "Congrats on making our ever-diminishing Christmas Card list" It's getting easier every year...

Love You So Much Dust Card - Veronica Dearly "I love you so much that I don't even mind half of the dust I breathe in being made up of your dead sk...

Happy Birthday Checklist Card - Veronica Dearly Birthday Checklist: Constant Social Interaction? Disappointing gifts? Endless complex carbs? A card...

In Charge of A Baby Card - Veronica Dearly "Please accept this card as "1 Babysitting Voucher". Just kidding. I'm the last person who should be in ...

Record Player Greeting Card - Veronica Dearly "You're like a record player," opines this card "Old and almost entirely obsolete, but still nice to ...

Aren't Children Great Thank You Card - Veronica Dearly "Aren't children great? (Well, no. Not really. So thank you so much for being a wonderful te...

Signing A Legal Document Wedding Card - Veronica Dearly Nothing says 'fun' and 'romance' like signing a legal document together! This funny marriag...

Thank You For Teaching My Child Card - Veronica Dearly "Thank you for teaching my child (with more patience than I will ever have)." Teachers, eh? ...

Validate Your Relationship Wedding Card - Veronica Dearly You're so in love... that you got the Government to VALIDATE your relationship, congratul...

Posh Candle Greeting Card - Veronica Dearly "You're like a posh candle," says this card "You smell lovely and I want you, but you're also expensive...

Responsibility of Pets Greeting Card - Veronica Dearly "I'd *still* choose to be with you even if we weren't already tied by the responsibility of ...

We Are Written in the Stars Greeting Card - Veronica Dearly "We are written in the stars. In a relatively vague way like everything else related to...