Cath Tate Cards

Deemed Noteworthy Birthday Card - illustrated by Deadpan for Cath Tate Cards You have been alive for a period of time generally deemed noteworthy. ...

Ongoing Existence Birthday Card - illustrated by Deadpan for Cath Tate Cards Congratulations on your ongoing existence. Your existence should be ce...

A Number of Years Ago Birthday Card - illustrated by Deadpan for Cath Tate Cards You were born on this day a number of years ago. Your alive-ness s...

Prosecco Woman Birthday Card - illustrated by Deadpan for Cath Tate Cards You are a woman, so this card mentions Prosecco. Ahhh, don't you just lov...

Football Man Birthday Card - illustrated by Deadpan for Cath Tate Cards You are a man, so this card mentions football. Ahhh, don't you just love st...

Absolute Sausage Birthday Card - Betiobca for Cath Tate Cards Happy Birthday you absolute sausage. There's something great about the word "absolute...

I Have Remembered Mother's Day Card - Deadpan Cath Tate Cards "Astonishingly" says this card "I have remembered Mother's Day" - send this and impre...

Diminishing Christmas Card List Card - illustrated by Veronica Dearly for Cath Tate Cards How true that our Christmas lists diminish year by year! ...

Alive for Several Years Birthday Card - Deadpan Cath Tate Cards "You have been alive" says this card "for several years" - send this card to the pe...

Seahorses Greeting Card - illustrated by Nikki Pontin for Cath Tate Cards These seahorses are just made for each other, right? And a good job too, ...

Peas On Earth Postcard - created by Cath Tate Cards This funny Christmas postcard, featuring a load of peas on the ground (say what you see, folks!...

Romantic Marketing Event Valentine Card - illustrated by Deadpan for Cath Tate Cards Here's to the most romantic marketing event of the year. Valen...

Otters Greeting Card - illustrated by Nikki Pontin for Cath Tate Cards These two otters are absolutely the pair, right? I mean, otters are darn cut...

That New Wife Smell Wedding Card - Betiobca for Cath Tate Cards MmMMmmm! What's that? It's that new wife smell! Playing on the traditional "new car...

You're So Old Now Birthday Card - Veronica Dearly for Cath Tate Cards You're so old now that people will start saying that you look good "for your ...

Hairy Card - Pina Colada Cath Tate Cards "To a man" says this card "as awesome as he is hairy" - send this card to the most hirsute male you can th...

Winter Gnats Greeting Card - illustrated by Nikki Pontin for Cath Tate Cards You don't often imagine winter as being this colourful, or even full o...

Nice Sandwich Card - illustrated by Deadpan for Cath Tate Cards Send praise indeed to the Sandwich Maker of your dreams! This funny card is printed...

Underpants Drunk Card - Cath Tate Cards I called this the "underpants drunk card" because I knew there'd be lots of people that might not read the ...

TikTok Teenager Greeting Card - illustrated by Deadpan for Cath Tate Cards You are a teenager, so this card mentions TikTok. Don't ask us to unders...

Qualified Bitch Card - Betiobca for Cath Tate Cards "Yesterday you were a bitch, today you're a qualified bitch." Send this to the newly qualified ...

Pretending to Start Drinking Silver Foil 18th Birthday Card - illustrated by Deadpan for Cath Tate Cards Yaay, you're 18! Finally.. you can have an...

Fun to Hangover Ratio Silver Foil 30th Birthday Card - illustrated by Deadpan for Cath Tate Cards Yaay, you're 30! But, uh oh... the fun-to-hangove...

Silkworms Greeting Card - illustrated by Nikki Pontin for Cath Tate Cards How awesome are these li'l silkworm bugs?! It looks so much fun being a s...

Moving Out Silver Foil 21st Birthday Card - illustrated by Deadpan for Cath Tate Cards Yaay, you're 21! How about you start thinking of moving out,...