Not everyone enjoys Christmas. Some pepple are seasonal grumps and some people are just natural grumps. Some people just love swearing. This is a collection for all and any of those people! :-)
Festive As... Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Saying "AF" is for wusses! If you're gonna swear, SWEAR! And Christmas is defi...
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Territorial Robin Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Ahhh the garden stalwart, Robin redbreast. How sweet is this wee little Christmassy...
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Fucksake Snowman Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I often wonder what Christmas tree ornaments are thinking as they're hanging there, ...
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Flip the Bird Rudolph Christmas Greeting Card by Claire Senior Rudolph here has had enough of the reindeer games and name-calling. He's evolved som...
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Jesus Titty Fucking Christ Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior This was my exact reaction when I heard someone singing this song last yea...
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Robin Murdering Bully Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Erithacus rubecula, or Robin redbreast as we've come to know him, is a complica...
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Mistletoe and Whine Christmas Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer The Mistletoe needn't just bring out the amorous, maybe those of us ...
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Xmas Tree Facts Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior There are many (well, at least three) facts about Christmas Trees that I've come acro...
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Feline Festive Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Lucie Chadderton of Sooshichacha Feeling festive? This feline is definitely giving off mixe...
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Multi-Pack Shit Christmas Card by Claire Senior There's always one really shit card in a multi-pack at Christmas, isn't there? Send your best shit ...
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Very Rude-olph Christmas Card by Claire Senior Well, how'd you think rude-olph got his name? ;-) All that childhood bullying takes its toll somewhe...
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Razor Sharp Claws Robin Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Good old Robin, eh? There's nothing untoward about this sweet little garden b...
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Bastard Shite Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I often wonder what cute li'l Christmas gingerbread figures are thinking as they sit th...
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You at Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior aka The Curious Pancake Some people are just gonna hate Christmas no matter what. They're almo...
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Three Wise Women Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It's easy, nay, very easy to get jaded about Christmas as an adult. Times t...
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Christmas Can **** Off Rude-olph Card Card by Claire Senior Well, how'd you think rude-olph got his name? ;-) It says a lot about the formative yea...
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Wish It Could be Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior This was my exact reaction when I heard someone singing this song last year... so I'...
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Fucksticks Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I often wonder what Christmas ornaments are thinking, as they dangle there, watching the w...
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Merry Christmas Me Hole Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior The Irish have some fecking awesome swears "ya bollox" "gobshite" "eejit" "shi...
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No To Cheese and Christmas Cake Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Eating a lump of cheese with your Christmas Cake has divided people fo...
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