Sweary Gifts

Sweary Graphite Pencil Set by Claire Senior  Featuring: 6 x HB graphite, square barrel, sharpened pencils with white painted tips an awesome 100% ...

Overrated Animals 4 Button Badge Set - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, before we get started, I like animals as much as the next person, possibly...

Bunch of Twats Magnetic Bookmark - illustrated by David Shrigley As far as cardboard magnetic bookmarks go, this one we have by David Shrigley defi...

Fucking Ace Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley A great coaster for raising your spirits! Maybe a good one to have at work as a reminder t...

Don't Look Down Magnetic Bookmark - illustrated by David Shrigley As far as cardboard magnetic bookmarks go, this one we have by David Shrigley Bea...

Fuck Off Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley When you want to curse someone from on high, a hot air balloon really helps you do it in styl...

If It's For Me Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley "If it's for me, tell them to fuck off" You know that cold dread you get when the phone rings?...

Fuck You All Boxed Mug illustrated by David Shrigley Having a rough day? Spell it out on your mug of choice. Case in point: this mug gives a curt w...

What Are You Doing Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley This cow is posing a fair question! If you've also asked the question "what did the...

Caterpillar Fuck Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley You know how it is when you're a caterpillar, and you're walking along a branch, and there a...

Fucking Ace Boxed Mug illustrated by David Shrigley When you're having a competition about who's got the best mug, then this one surely tops the bi...

Mr Bendy's Bathtime Natural Vegan Soap Bar - created by Go La La Possibly the most perfectly named soap of all time, this cheeky bar is made in the...

Bunch of Twats Boxed Mug illustrated by David Shrigley Was there ever a more fitting work mug?! This mug is manufactured in the UK from high-qualit...

Fuck Fuck Sorry Boxed Mug illustrated by David Shrigley "Fuck fuck fuck fuck...... sorry fuck sorry" This mug is manufactured in the UK from high-q...

Boobies Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Say what you like about birdwatchers, but I think they're totally obsessed with bo...

Customer Services Magnetic Bookmark - created by Modern Toss for Brainbox Candy "This book I bought off you is fucking shit!" A great bookmark to s...

Hello Clitty Natural Shave Bar - created by Go La La Fabulously fragrant, long-lasting shave bar, made in the UK, with lavender & orange essent...

Lickers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Check out these fancy lickers! Or cats, as most people would call them.... or puss...

Peckers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Say what you like about birdwatchers, but they do love to spot a pecker in the wil...

Hooters Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration My oh my, there really are a lot of euphemisms for breasts aren't there?! And why ...

Thatch 'n' Snatch Natural Shampoo Bar - created by Go La La This funny gift for her is made in the UK using lavender & geranium essential oils....

Peckers Premium Cotton Tea Towel illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Say what you like about birdwatchers, but they do love to spot a pecker ...

Shags Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Say what you like about birdwatchers, they do love a good shag. The feathered kind, ...

Shit, Shower & Shave Natural Vegan Shave Bar - created by Go La La This fantastic, fragrant long-lasting shave bar is made in the UK using oran...

Arse Biscuits Natural Vegan Soap Bar - created by Go La La Possibly the second-most perfectly named soap of all time, this cheeky bar is made in th...

Crock of Shit Drinks Coaster illustrated by Katie Abey If you find yourself holding your tongue or swearing under your breath at work multiple time...

Cock Womble Drinks Coaster illustrated by Katie Abey If you find yourself holding your tongue or swearing under your breath at work multiple times ...

Honkers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Honk is just a great word, isn't it? Such onomatopoeic joy to be had shouting "hon...

Floaters Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration I much prefer this type of Floater to the 'other' type... what about you?! For ev...

Sniffers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Well, we've had lickers (cats!) so we thought we really ought to have sniffers (d...