Sweary Gifts

Sweary Graphite Pencil Set by Claire Senior  Featuring: 6 x 2B graphite, round barrel, sharpened pencils with white erasers an awesome 100% cardbo...

Executive Sweary Pen by Claire Senior Let's fuck some shit up!! This awesome slim metal pen is the perfect choice for lovers of sweary, smart stati...

Bunch of Twats Magnetic Bookmark - illustrated by David Shrigley As far as cardboard magnetic bookmarks go, this one we have by David Shrigley defi...

Overrated Animals 4 Button Badge Set - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, before we get started, I like animals as much as the next person, possibly...

Don't Look Down Magnetic Bookmark - illustrated by David Shrigley As far as cardboard magnetic bookmarks go, this one we have by David Shrigley Bea...

Fucking Ace Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley A great coaster for raising your spirits! Maybe a good one to have at work as a reminder t...

Fuck Off Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley When you want to curse someone from on high, a hot air balloon really helps you do it in styl...

If It's For Me Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley "If it's for me, tell them to fuck off" You know that cold dread you get when the phone rings?...

Fucking Ace Magnetic Bookmark - illustrated by David Shrigley As far as cardboard magnetic bookmarks go, this one we have by David Shrigley is the ...

What Are You Doing Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley This cow is posing a fair question! If you've also asked the question "what did the...

Sweaty Bollocks Natural Vegan Soap Bar - created by Go La La This funny gift for him is made in the UK using lemongrass essential oil & hemp. L...

Sweaty Flaps Natural Vegan Soap Bar - created by Go La La This funny gift for her is made in the UK using lemongrass essential oil & hemp. Lath...

Soapy Tit Wank Natural Soap Bar - created by Go La La Have hours (or maybe minutes) of fun with this zingy, fruity soap, made in the UK with grapef...

Caterpillar Fuck Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley You know how it is when you're a caterpillar, and you're walking along a branch, and there a...

Bum Fun Natural Vegan Soap Bar - created by Go La La This funny soap is made in the UK using mandarin & bergamot essential oils. Lather up that...

Filthy Scrubber Charcoal Soap Detox Bar - created by Go La La Everyone loves a Filthy Scrubber! This soap bar is made in the UK with activated cha...

Smell My Finger Natural Vegan Soap Bar - created by Go La La This cheeky soap is made in the UK using lemon & ylang ylang essential oils, a swe...

Lickers Premium Cotton Tea Towel illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Check out these fancy lickers! Or cats, as most people would call them.....

Customer Services Magnetic Bookmark - created by Modern Toss "This book I bought off you is fucking shit!" A great bookmark to stick in your favour...

Tits Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Say what you like about birdwatchers, but I think they're totally obsessed with tits!...

Hot Flush Natural Vegan Soap Bar - created by Go La La Of all the myriad menopausal symptoms that life throws at you, hot flushes are the most disc...

Shit, Shower & Shave Natural Vegan Shave Bar - created by Go La La This fantastic, fragrant long-lasting shave bar is made in the UK using oran...

Honey, I Shat My Pants Natural Vegan Soap Bar - created by Go La La This funny gift for him (or her, but, let's face it, it's him) is made in the U...

Thatch 'n' Snatch Natural Shampoo Bar - created by Go La La This funny gift for her is made in the UK using lavender & geranium essential oils....

Boobies Premium Cotton Tea Towel illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Say what you like about birdwatchers, but I think they're totally obsess...

Lickers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Check out these fancy lickers! Or cats, as most people would call them.... or puss...

Beavers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Beavers have just been recently re-released into the UK habitat, how exciting is t...

Honkers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Honk is just a great word, isn't it? Such onomatopoeic joy to be had shouting "hon...

Hooters Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration My oh my, there really are a lot of euphemisms for breasts aren't there?! And why ...

Boobies Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Say what you like about birdwatchers, but I think they're totally obsessed with bo...

Floaters Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration I much prefer this type of Floater to the 'other' type... what about you?! For ev...

Bloody Hormones Natural Vegan Soap Bar - created by Go La La Are you experiencing any one of the myriad menopausal symptoms that life has suddenly ...

Mr Bendy's Bathtime Natural Vegan Soap Bar - created by Go La La Possibly the most perfectly named soap of all time, this cheeky bar is made in the...

Hello Clitty Natural Shave Bar - created by Go La La Fabulously fragrant, long-lasting shave bar, made in the UK, with lavender & orange essent...

Sniffers Premium Cotton Tea Towel illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Well, we've had lickers (cats!) so we thought we really ought to have s...