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Sweary Gifts

It's big. It's clever. It's our selection of rude and sweary gifts. No apologies, we love a bit of well-timed swearing or double-entendre here at PancakeHQ. If you do too (or know a childish adult (waves hand!)) then this is the collection for you! For a limited time use the coupon code BOOBS to take 15% off your order when you add any four sweary/rude items to your basket. This coupon code cannot be combined with any other discount.
  • Claire Senior

    Executive Sweary Pen

    £4.50

    Executive Sweary Pen by Claire Senior Let's fuck some shit up!! This awesome slim metal pen is the perfect choice for lovers of sweary, smart stati...

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  • David Shrigley

    Fucking Ace Boxed Mug

    Original Price £10.00
    Current Price £8.50

    Fucking Ace Boxed Mug illustrated by David Shrigley When you're having a competition about who's got the best mug, then this one surely tops the bi...

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  • Sarah Edmonds Illustration

    Tits Drinks Coaster

    £4.75

    Tits Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Say what you like about birdwatchers, but I think they're totally obsessed with tits!...

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  • Sarah Edmonds Illustration

    Lickers Drinks Coaster

    £4.75

    Lickers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Check out these fancy lickers! Or cats, as most people would call them.... or puss...

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  • Sarah Edmonds Illustration

    Beavers Drinks Coaster

    £4.75

    Beavers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Beavers have just been recently re-released into the UK habitat, how exciting is t...

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  • Sarah Edmonds Illustration

    Honkers Drinks Coaster

    £4.75

    Honkers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Honk is just a great word, isn't it? Such onomatopoeic joy to be had shouting "hon...

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  • Sarah Edmonds Illustration

    Hooters Drinks Coaster

    £4.75

    Hooters Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration My oh my, there really are a lot of euphemisms for breasts aren't there?! And why ...

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  • Sarah Edmonds Illustration

    Boobies Drinks Coaster

    £4.75

    Boobies Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Say what you like about birdwatchers, but I think they're totally obsessed with bo...

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  • Sarah Edmonds Illustration

    Floaters Drinks Coaster

    £4.75

    Floaters Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration I much prefer this type of Floater to the 'other' type... what about you?! For ev...

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