The Curious Pancake

Everyone's Shit Except You Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior You know how it is when you're totally done with humanity, right? But there...

Tall Child Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior aka The Curious Pancake Stand-up comedian Dylan Moran is infinitely quotable. None more so ...

Sorry About the Size Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior We've all done it. Bought something online only to be bitterly disappoin...

Festive As... Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior AF is for sissies! If you're gonna swear, SWEAR! And Christmas is definitely t...

Happy Adult Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Adult birthdays... they'd be super dangerous without the after-the-event healing ...

Obsolete Cables Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior As ubiquitous as the kitchen drawer full of carrier bags, the cardboard box full of ob...

Mutual Disbelief Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior When you find something like this that bonds you, many words can remain unspoken, but...

Happy New Home Boxes Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior When you're moving house, the last thing you've got time for is to sensibly label...

Territorial Robin Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Ahhh the garden stalwart, Robin redbreast. How sweet is this wee little Christmassy...

Overrated Animals 4 Button Badge Set - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, before we get started, I like animals as much as the next person, possibly...

Massive Cunt Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It's fun learning about language, isn't it? How fascinating that, seemingly, the worst wo...

Fucksake Snowman Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I often wonder what Christmas tree ornaments are thinking as they're hanging there, ...

Flip the Bird Rudolph Christmas Greeting Card by Claire Senior Rudolph here has had enough of the reindeer games and name-calling. He's evolved som...

First Trip Around The Sun Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorHere's to your first trip around the sun - and hoping for many, many more to ...

Happy Birthday Family Member Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior (aka The Curious Pancake) Brother, Mother, Auntie, Dad, Fifth Cousin Twic...

Happy Birthday Papercut Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior There's nothing more joyous than cutting and sticking felt-tipped lettering on...

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior This was my exact reaction when I heard someone singing this song last yea...

You Are Some Kind of Wonderful Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Some people just exude wonderfulness from their pores, right? I've trie...

Robin Murdering Bully Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Erithacus rubecula, or Robin redbreast as we've come to know him, is a complica...

477,710 Miles Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorWhen people say "Love you to the Moon and back.." just how far is it!? Well, I went and f...

Love You To Waitrose and Back Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Whilst everyone else is loving their partners/friends/family members to ...

Smelly Stupid Head Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I love classy birthday cards. I also love very silly, childish birthday cards. This...

Bloody Postal Service Belated Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorDisclaimer: we LOVE our postal service!! We just thought it was funny to ...

Cut Out Cake Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I love the texture and warmth that brown paper brings to a collage! I also love making simple, fun...

So, Like, I Love You and Shit Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior So, like, I've no idea how teenagers talk these days, but in my day (Lor...

Snakes and Nazis Love Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Indiana Jones is probably one of my favourite action heroes! And if there's one thing I'v...

My Rock Poo Card - illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake Apparently, this really happened to a friend of mine. Ahh, the beach, it bri...

Love You To Lidl and Back Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Whilst everyone else is loving their partners/friends/family members to the...

It's Fine. It's Totally Fine Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior "It's fine. It's totally fine" "Sounds like it's fine" "It is" Fleabag an...

Non-Golfy Dad Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Sometimes, it's hard to get the non-golfy dad a card without some reference to golf on i...

Dehydrate an Orange Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior What is it about Christmas time that makes people want to slice and dehydrate ora...

Love You To Aldi and Back Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Whilst everyone else is loving their partners/friends/family members to the...

Budget Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior The cost of living crisis is affecting us all, right? Although we've all gotta make th...

Happy Birthday Bestest Friend Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior "Happy Birthday to the bestest friend I could have ever, ever wished for...

Genital-Wagglingly Massive Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake When I used to work in a card shop in my youth I wou...

Lighthouses Card - illustrated by Claire Senior aka The Curious Pancake Facts don't come much simpler than this - and yet, lighthouses have a very ...