Cards for People Who Hate Christmas

Fucksake Snowman Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I often wonder what Christmas tree ornaments are thinking as they're hanging there, ...

Flip the Bird Rudolph Christmas Greeting Card by Claire Senior Rudolph here has had enough of the reindeer games and name-calling. He's evolved som...

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior This was my exact reaction when I heard someone singing this song last yea...

Mistletoe and Whine Christmas Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer The Mistletoe needn't just bring out the amorous, maybe those of us ...

Dehydrate an Orange Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior What is it about Christmas time that makes people want to slice and dehydrate ora...

Happy Hibernation Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray By the time it gets to Christmas many of us just long for a quiet period of hi...

Is It Over Yet Christmas Greeting Card illustrated by Jo Clark Design Our pets often mirror our own Christmas-time-grumpiness perfectly! No wonder ...

Feline Festive Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Lucie Chadderton of Sooshichacha Feeling festive? This feline is definitely giving off mixe...

Abominable Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Hope your Christmas isn't too abominable! Gee, the poor Yeti must get this all the time, s...

Very Rude-olph Christmas Card by Claire Senior Well, how'd you think rude-olph got his name? ;-) All that childhood bullying takes its toll somewhe...

Multi-Pack Shit Christmas Card by Claire Senior There's always one really shit card in a multi-pack at Christmas, isn't there? Send your best shit ...

Random Christmas Wishes - illustrated by Claire Senior I became obsessed recently with finding the most unhinged stock photos - and this is definit...

Die Hard Peace and Goodwill Christmas Card illustrated by The Grey Earl Life is divided into two camps of thought, those who accept Die Hard as a C...

Three Wise Women Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It's easy, nay, very easy to get jaded about Christmas as an adult. Times t...

Bastard Shite Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I often wonder what cute li'l Christmas gingerbread figures are thinking as they sit th...

Just A Tree Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior When I saw this tree ornament, hanging from a tree, made from a bit of squashed tree... m...

Diminishing Christmas Card List Card - illustrated by Veronica Dearly for Cath Tate Cards How true that our Christmas lists diminish year by year! ...

Me Too Nutcracker Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Whenever I see nutcrackers - which, granted, is rarely, I always think they embody ...

Christmas Can **** Off Rude-olph Card Card by Claire Senior Well, how'd you think rude-olph got his name? ;-) It says a lot about the formative yea...

Cavities are Comin Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior When I was in my first year at Uni, I was watching TV with housemates towards Chri...

You at Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior aka The Curious Pancake Some people are just gonna hate Christmas no matter what. They're almo...

Bah Humbug Scrooged Christmas Card - illustrated by Middle Mouse Who remembers the film Scrooged?! A selfish, cynical television executive is haunt...

Winter Gnats Greeting Card - illustrated by Nikki Pontin for Cath Tate Cards You don't often imagine winter as being this colourful, or even full o...

Merry Christmas Me Hole Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior The Irish have some fecking awesome swears "ya bollox" "gobshite" "eejit" "shi...

Generic Christmas Wishes Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Once you've seen one Christmas card, you've seen them all, right?! Well, hopefully not...

Chuffin' Nora Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I often wonder what Christmas ornaments are thinking, as they dangle there, watching th...

Well I Hate You Too Sprout Christmas Card illustrated by The Grey Earl Spare a thought for the poor sprout at Christmas time. Causing gaseous erupt...

Jabba The Hut and Han Solo Christmas Card illustrated by The Grey Earl After receiving Han Solo encased in Carbonite, Jabba the Hut must have been ...

Bah Humbug Sweet Christmas Card illustrated by Melissa Western at Western Sketch Not everyone can smile this sweetly when uttering the curmudgeonly...

Minimalist Christmas Wishes Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Not everyone likes the "more is more" vibe of Christmas, right?! It can all just be...

Fucksticks Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I often wonder what Christmas ornaments are thinking, as they dangle there, watching the w...

Have a Zen Christmas Card - illustrated by Kitty Kenda This person has found the perfect Christmas balance: zen! Free yourself from self-imposed sh...

Noisy Bastard Neighbours Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior as part of the Experi-mental Pancake Zone Dare you send this? Dare you sign ...