Cards for People Who Hate Christmas

Henry Hoover Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray Poor Henry! Spare a thought for the tireless Hoover in your life at this time of th...

Flip the Bird Rudolph Christmas Greeting Card by Claire Senior Rudolph here has had enough of the reindeer games and name-calling. He's evolved som...

If I Must Christmas Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray Our pets are nearly always doomed to a little bit of Seasonal Humiliation at Christmas time, bu...

Mistletoe and Whine Christmas Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer The Mistletoe needn't just bring out the amorous, maybe those of us ...

Documentaries About Prisons Christmas Card - illustrated by Lucie Chadderton of Sooshichacha We all find ourselves doing and watching weird things ...

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior This was my exact reaction when I heard someone singing this song last yea...

Feline Festive Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Lucie Chadderton of Sooshichacha Feeling festive? This feline is definitely giving off mixe...

Happy Hibernation Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray By the time it gets to Christmas many of us just long for a quiet period of hi...

Abominable Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Hope your Christmas isn't too abominable! Gee, the poor Yeti must get this all the time, s...

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Three Wise Women Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It's easy, nay, very easy to get jaded about Christmas as an adult. Times t...

Merry Cross Mice Christmas Card illustrated by Jelly Armchair The most perfect card for people who hate Christmas - or mice, or drunk mice, or cros...

Multi-Pack Shit Christmas Card by Claire Senior There's always one really shit card in a multi-pack at Christmas, isn't there? Send your best shit ...

Fucksake Snowman Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I often wonder what Christmas tree ornaments are thinking as they're hanging there, ...

Bah Humbug Scrooged Christmas Card - illustrated by Middle Mouse Who remembers the film Scrooged?! A selfish, cynical television executive is haunt...

Random Christmas Wishes - illustrated by Claire Senior I became obsessed recently with finding the most unhinged stock photos - and this is definit...

Dehydrate an Orange Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior What is it about Christmas time that makes people want to slice and dehydrate ora...

Just A Tree Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior When I saw this tree ornament, hanging from a tree, made from a bit of squashed tree... m...

Merry Christmas Me Hole Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior The Irish have some fecking awesome swears "ya bollox" "gobshite" "eejit" "shi...

Me Too Nutcracker Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Whenever I see nutcrackers - which, granted, is rarely, I always think they embody ...

Cavities are Comin Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior When I was in my first year at Uni, I was watching TV with housemates towards Chri...

Christmas Can **** Off Rude-olph Card Card by Claire Senior Well, how'd you think rude-olph got his name? ;-) It says a lot about the formative yea...

Very Rude-olph Christmas Card by Claire Senior Well, how'd you think rude-olph got his name? ;-) All that childhood bullying takes its toll somewhe...