David Shrigley

I Killed A Mouse Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Cats, eh? If they had scales instead of fur, I'm quite sure we wouldn't put up with ...

I'm Fucking Brilliant New Job Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyThe only answer to an interview question that you need to remember. Mayb...

Giant Crab Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyWhat could be cooler than a birthday joint? Well, having a giant crab roll you it ...

The Future Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Let's look into the crystal ball to see what the future holds. The future holds: Arthritis...

Tea, I Could Live Without It... Drinks Coaster - illustrated by David Shrigley "Tea," says the coaster "I could live without it, but it would not b...

Cockerel Fuck Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley In a world where everything's gone to shit, who can blame the cockerel for his squawkin...

Bunch of Twats Magnetic Bookmark - illustrated by David Shrigley As far as cardboard magnetic bookmarks go, this one we have by David Shrigley defi...

What are You Doing Greeting Card - David Shrigley It's one of those questions that's often asked: what did the person who first tried milking a cow...

Bastard Cat Greeting Card - David Shrigley Most of us have known a cat like this in our lives! The kind of cat that does things to your house that ...

No One Disrespects My Tortoise Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyThis funny, slightly surreal scene is one we could all imagine ourselve...

Birthday Cock Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Wishing you a very happy birthday. On a giant cock and balls. Let's face it, we all kno...

Look At This Bum Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyWell, really.... you can't do anything but look at this bum when you receive this gre...

Don't Look Down Magnetic Bookmark - illustrated by David Shrigley As far as cardboard magnetic bookmarks go, this one we have by David Shrigley Bea...

Fucking Ace Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley A great coaster for raising your spirits! Maybe a good one to have at work as a reminder t...

Don't Look Down Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Don't look down!! Wait! Well... I *did* warn you! Get this for the person in your lif...

You Are Radiant Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley You are radiant, yes you are! Send this to someone in need of a gentle pick-me-up, an...

Fast Cheetah Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Hey Cheetah? How fast can you run? I can run very fucking fast indeed... For those of y...

Shit On Government Postcard - David ShrigleyAs far as plans go, it's a solid one. Gotta admire the resolve of this pigeon!This funny postcard, illu...

What Time Is It? Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley What time is it, oh faithful digital watch? Time to stop electing bastards to be our...

The Tea Is Alive Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley We're not sure what Mr Shrigley thinks about Tea and tea drinkers, but it certainly s...

Fuck Off Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley When you want to curse someone from on high, a hot air balloon really helps you do it in styl...

Dinosaur Shit Greeting Card - David Shrigley That's one buff-looking T-Rex! And who are we to disbelieve his frankly believable claim?! This funny ...

Virus Bus Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley All aboard the..... oh no, best not catch this one! Don't catch the virus! Send this card t...

Lick The Words Magnetic Bookmark - illustrated by David Shrigley As far as cardboard magnetic bookmarks go, this one we have by David Shrigley is q...

Dear Neighbours Postcard - David ShrigleyThe birth-place of the passive aggressive note is the one you start penning to your neighbours at 3am who ...

If It's For Me Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley "If it's for me, tell them to fuck off" You know that cold dread you get when the phone rings?...

Fucking Ace Magnetic Bookmark - illustrated by David Shrigley As far as cardboard magnetic bookmarks go, this one we have by David Shrigley is the ...

Wedding Acceptance Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyWhoever has the guts to send this as a wedding acceptance card: I want you in my li...

What Are You Doing Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley This cow is posing a fair question! If you've also asked the question "what did the...

It's Okay, It's Really Okay Postcard - David ShrigleyWhen you're trying to convince someone that it's really okay, this is probably not the best po...

Different Points of View Postcard - David Shrigley No one wants to live in an echo chamber... then again, there are those days when you really don'...

Fuck Birds Postcard - David Shrigley You've heard the phrase "give no fucks" right? Well these birds are giving fucks away, in the most prolific an...

I Can't Read Postcard - David ShrigleyThe internet has been a revolutionary invention, although it's possibly also helped sound the death knell for...