David Shrigley

I Killed A Mouse Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Cats, eh? If they had scales instead of fur, I'm quite sure we wouldn't put up with ...

Why Long Face Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Why the long face? Well, it's certainly not the punchline this bar-tender was expecting...

I'm Fucking Brilliant New Job Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyThe only answer to an interview question that you need to remember. Mayb...

Giant Crab Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyWhat could be cooler than a birthday joint? Well, having a giant crab roll you it ...

Tea, I Could Live Without It... Drinks Coaster - illustrated by David Shrigley "Tea," says the coaster "I could live without it, but it would not b...

Look At This Bum Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyWell, really.... you can't do anything but look at this bum when you receive this gre...

Too Much Tea Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley "You cannot possibly drink too much tea. It is not possible." This is a message we can tr...

Don't Look Down Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Don't look down!! Wait! Well... I *did* warn you! Get this for the person in your lif...

Fucking Ace Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley A great coaster for raising your spirits! Maybe a good one to have at work as a reminder t...

Shit On Government Postcard - David Shrigley As far as plans go, it's a solid one. Gotta admire the resolve of this determined bird. This funny pos...

Don't Look Down Magnetic Bookmark - illustrated by David Shrigley As far as cardboard magnetic bookmarks go, this one we have by David Shrigley Bea...

Fuck Off Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley When you want to curse someone from on high, a hot air balloon really helps you do it in styl...

Twat Pipe Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Isn't it always the way? Unclog your pipes only to find it was blocked with a load of disem...

What Time Is It? Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley What time is it, oh faithful digital watch? Time to stop electing bastards to be our...

It's All Your Fault Postcard - David Shrigley We all need someone to blame. It's human nature! Send this funny "It's all your fault" postcard to th...

The Tea Is Alive Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley We're not sure what Mr Shrigley thinks about Tea and tea drinkers, but it certainly s...

Large Fancy Room Postcard - David ShrigleyThe perfect housewarming gift for the person who's got everything! We have this postcard in our lounge, d...

Lick The Words Magnetic Bookmark - illustrated by David Shrigley As far as cardboard magnetic bookmarks go, this one we have by David Shrigley is q...

Caterpillar Fuck Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley We all get feelings of existential dread from time to time, but did you know that ca...

Asparagus Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley And God said "Let there be Asparagus" and there was Asparagus. Good ol' God, eh? Without Hi...

Dinosaur Shit Postcard - David ShrigleyThat's one buff looking T-Rex! And who are we to disbelieve his frankly believable claim?! This funny postca...

Tickle My Tummy Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Tickle my tummy look at my ass. Ahh the joys of dog ownership, right?! Send a giggle ...

Wedding Acceptance Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyWhoever has the guts to send this as a wedding acceptance card: I want you in my li...

What Are You Doing Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley This cow is posing a fair question! If you've also asked the question "what did the...

Cup of Insani-Tea Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley "A cup of tea will cure your insanity" states this coaster, and I have to agree! I have so ...

Caterpillar Fuck Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley You know how it is when you're a caterpillar, and you're walking along a branch, and there a...

Huge Diamond Ring Engagement Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley When you've just got engaged, there's no reason at all to be coy about i...

Ruining Your Life Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Two cats are sleeping peacefully. The caption reads: They have finished ruining you...

Drunk Again Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley Drunk again!? On the contrary! I'm not drunk I have been harpooned! Get this surreal coast...

Fucking Ace Boxed Mug illustrated by David Shrigley When you're having a competition about who's got the best mug, then this one surely tops the bi...

I Can't Read Postcard - David ShrigleyThe internet has been a revolutionary invention, although it's possibly also helped sound the death knell for...

Brush Your Hair Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley We all have that one scruffy bastard friend, right? The one who'd just look so much b...

Concentration Coffee Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley How much coffee is just enough coffee? And how much coffee is *too much* coffee?! Well, ...

Everything is Good Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley When you're looking for a bit of reassurance in your day-to-day life, this coaster,...

Weary of the Nonsense Postcard - David Shrigley "I have grown weary of listening to the nonsense" - says the tired-looking person on the front of t...