David Shrigley

Caterpillar Fuck Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley You know how it is when you're a caterpillar, and you're walking along a branch, and there a...

Look At This Postcard - David ShrigleyHey look at this postcard! Nice, isn't it? This modern art lark is easy innit?This funny postcard, illustrate...

Watch Filth Postcard - David ShrigleyWe all like to watch a bit of filth from time to time. And that needn't refer to the obvious. For instance, I ...

Dinosaur I Was There Birthday Card - illustrated by David Shrigley You were there. When the dinosaurs ruled the earth. As far as age-related jokes ...

Fuck You And Fuck Tea Time Postcard - David ShrigleyThis is tantamount to sacrilege in our house! Who on earth could possibly hate tea time so much...

Stop Writing Nonsense Postcard - David Shrigley Stop writing nonsense, stop readying nonsense! Quite simple! Give this postcard to the budding auth...

Maths Whistle Postcard - David Shrigley "I am no good at Maths" says the person writing this postcard " but you, you are good at math, me, I am goo...

Drunk Again Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley Drunk again!? On the contrary! I'm not drunk I have been harpooned! Get this surreal coast...

Shit Hole New Home Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Here are the keys to your new shit hole <ahem> I mean new home! Get this card for the...

Ruining Your Life Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Two cats are sleeping peacefully. The caption reads: They have finished ruining you...

Falling Anvils Postcard - David Shrigley "Do not worry about the falling anvils" soothes this card "everything will be fine" Do we believe it?! Thi...

Roof Leaking Postcard - David Shrigley Making the most of a bad situation - the person on the front of the card is drinking from their leaking roof...

Odyssey of Obscenities Postcard - David Shrigley There are definitely days when you feel like voicing all the swears - henceforth to be known as yo...

Beer Swimmers Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley A coaster for the beer connoisseur. Or maybe for someone who'd like to swim in beer? Or ...

View of the World Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Sometimes, you've just gotta get a different perspective on life, right? This card ...

I Hate Human Beings Postcard - David Shrigley Giraffes always seem so chilled, don't they? Who knew they were harbouring this secret misanthropy? W...

Stoned Postcard - David Shrigley What Daniel didn't know, when he was in the Lion's Den, is the reason none of them attacked him was 'cos they were...

Creases Threaten Our Way of Life Postcard - David Shrigley It's a stone-cold fact that simply not enough people iron anymore. I do. And I'm a stron...

What are You Looking at Postcard - David Shrigley Just 'cos you're in a horse-drawn carriage, doesn't mean you have to use the Queen's English all ...

Brother Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Two brothers gaze at a load of ants. One is saying to the other "they are disgusting" to whic...

Fuck You (Joking) Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley This is a perfect card for those times you get the joke just a little bit wrong, an...

Legalize Green Shoes Postcard - David Shrigley Did they outlaw green shoes? Should they outlaw green shoes?! So many questions, so few answers! Thi...

Bunch of Twats Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley "You are a bunch of TWATS and you are totally doing my head in" says the protagonist di...

After Work Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley After work we get drunk! Ahh, the joys of working eh?! This is just one of them. Get this c...

One More Pill Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley "Only one more pill to take and then you will be completely well" - if only it always w...

If You Need Me Postcard - David Shrigley "If you need me" says the person hiding in the fridge on the front of this postcard "I will be in the refr...

Sorry for Being Rubbish Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley An all-purpose card to send out when you've been, perhaps, a little rubbish! ...

Shit Shop Postcard - David Shrigley We don't always have the choice we expect to have in shops these days, do we?! Send this card to your shit-purc...