David Shrigley

Look At This Postcard - David ShrigleyHey look at this postcard! Nice, isn't it? This modern art lark is easy innit?This funny postcard, illustrate...

Fuck You And Fuck Tea Time Postcard - David ShrigleyThis is tantamount to sacrilege in our house! Who on earth could possibly hate tea time so much...

Your Are Irrelevant Postcard - David ShrigleyWe're wondering if this is one of the earlier Uncle Sam/Kitchener posters that were rejected for being...

Shit Hole New Home Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Here are the keys to your new shit hole <ahem> I mean new home! Get this card for the...

Stop Writing Nonsense Postcard - David Shrigley Stop writing nonsense, stop readying nonsense! Quite simple! Give this postcard to the budding auth...

Bunch of Twats Boxed Mug illustrated by David Shrigley Was there ever a more fitting work mug?! This mug is manufactured in the UK from high-qualit...

Roof Leaking Postcard - David Shrigley Making the most of a bad situation - the person on the front of the card is drinking from their leaking roof...

Stoned Postcard - David Shrigley What Daniel didn't know, when he was in the Lion's Den, is the reason none of them attacked him was 'cos they were...

Fuck Fuck Sorry Boxed Mug illustrated by David Shrigley "Fuck fuck fuck fuck...... sorry fuck sorry" This mug is manufactured in the UK from high-q...

I Am Prickly Postcard - David Shrigley "I am prickly" say the words on this card "There is nothing that I can do about it" When no amount of snacks...

Bunch of Twats Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley "You are a bunch of TWATS and you are totally doing my head in" says the protagonist di...

He is Adorable Postcard - David Shrigley A postcard for everyone who's ever had to lie through their teeth about a friend's adorable little shit ba...

View of the World Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Sometimes, you've just gotta get a different perspective on life, right? This card ...

Shhh No One Wants to Hear Postcard - David Shrigley "Shhhhhhhhhhhh" says the alarmingly coloured person on the front of this postcard "no one wants...

Beer Swimmers Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley A coaster for the beer connoisseur. Or maybe for someone who'd like to swim in beer? Or ...

Freedom Dinosaur Postcard - David ShrigleyNot really sure what to say about this one. Is it a dinosaur, or maybe a Komodo Dragon? Why is he blue an...

Brother Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Two brothers gaze at a load of ants. One is saying to the other "they are disgusting" to whic...

Holiday Postcard - David Shrigley Holidays. What could ever go wrong on them? Okay, this is why I don't ever go in the water, and he shouldn't have...

What are They Postcard - David Shrigley Venus Fly Trap. It was the first plant I ever had as a kid, and I spent my days looking in the garden for f...

Creases Threaten Our Way of Life Postcard - David Shrigley It's a stone-cold fact that simply not enough people iron anymore. I do. And I'm a stron...

What are You Looking at Postcard - David Shrigley Just 'cos you're in a horse-drawn carriage, doesn't mean you have to use the Queen's English all ...

Ass Elbow Card - David Shrigley A pertinent reminder for those of us who can't tell the difference! Send this card to someone who should know their...

Powerful Gifts Postcard - David Shrigley Powerful gifts are often given to idiots. That's all we have to say on the matter. This funny, idiot-theme...

Fuck You (Joking) Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley This is a perfect card for those times you get the joke just a little bit wrong, an...

Shit Shop Postcard - David Shrigley We don't always have the choice we expect to have in shops these days, do we?! Send this card to your shit-purc...

After Work Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley After work we get drunk! Ahh, the joys of working eh?! This is just one of them. Get this c...

Opening Hours Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley When you're a retailer but you really don't like people, then these opening hours are 10...

Weirdo Postcard - David Shrigley A great postcard to send to your weirdo friend, or brother/sister; bonus: it's cheaper than a card and everyone el...

Caution Unjust System Postcard - David Shrigley Most of us do not need this sign; we already know. But the young, optimistic and impressionable? We...

Good Wine Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley Good Wine - a reward for being a good person! Get this coaster for the wine connoisseur slas...

Don't Drive Like an Idiot Card - David Shrigley The perfect card to send to someone who's just passed their test! Or to give to your partner, passi...

Lies Postcard - David Shrigley Lies. Drink them up! I'm not quite sure who would buy this, and yet, it's a strangely compelling image, isn't it? If...

Excellent Hand Good Luck Card - David Shrigley You have been dealt an excellent hand, surely you can't fuck it up? Hold your neve and see it throug...