Passive Aggressive

Ditto Greeting Card - Redback CardsWhen you want to send the best card but can't be bothered to look any further! Great for a multitude of occasion...

I Killed A Mouse Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Cats, eh? If they had scales instead of fur, I'm quite sure we wouldn't put up with ...

Why Long Face Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Why the long face? Well, it's certainly not the punchline this bar-tender was expecting...

Obsolete Cables Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior As ubiquitous as the kitchen drawer full of carrier bags, the cardboard box full of ob...

Cockerel Fuck Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley In a world where everything's gone to shit, who can blame the cockerel for his squawkin...

Wish You Health Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley"I wish you health and happiness and good fortune in all your doings" We're not quite ...

L.O.V.E Greeting Card - George The CardmakerIf you live with someone you love, who never picks up their washing, or their crap is literally all ove...

Virus Bus Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley All aboard the..... oh no, best not catch this one! Don't catch the virus! Send this card t...

What Time Is It? Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley What time is it, oh faithful digital watch? Time to stop electing bastards to be our...

Fast Cheetah Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Hey Cheetah? How fast can you run? I can run very fucking fast indeed... For those of y...

Oh God What Now Blackadder II Greeting Card - illustrated by Middle MouseIf you're a fan of Blackadder, chances are you can quote it word for word ...

Fuck Off Balloon Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleySay it with balloons! Work colleague leaving? A beloved neighbour moving out of the a...

CU Next Tuesday Greeting Card by George The Cardmaker See you next Tuesday! The 'C' word, or even the Cambridge University Netball Team... however ...

Miles Apart... but Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I think how this saying traditionally goes is "Miles apart but you're still in my h...

It's Fine. It's Totally Fine Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior"It's fine. It's totally fine" "Sounds like it's fine" "It is" Fleabag and...

Happy Fuck You Greeting Card by George The CardmakerSubtlety isn't George The Cardmaker's strong suit. A great birthday card for your favourite sib...

I Hate You The Least Greeting Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer There's nothing like a back-handed compliment dressed up alongside a...

Muchos Fucking Gracias Greeting Card - George The CardmakerSaying thank you in another language is often considered romantic, classy, chic. This is...

Inspirational Quote Greeting Card illustrated by Will Vincent for Redback Cards"This inspirational quote will make you feel better about your curre...

Dear Neighbours Postcard - David ShrigleyThe birth-place of the passive aggressive note is the one you start penning to your neighbours at 3am who ...

Babysitter Greeting Card by George The CardmakerBeing asked to babysit when you don't like babies can be very awkward. Alleviate yourself of all th...

A great card for a coffee lover or the bitter old so and so in your life!This card, illustrated by the wonderful Gemma Correll for the Ohh Deer col...

Wedding Acceptance Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyWhoever has the guts to send this as a wedding acceptance card: I want you in my li...

Life's Too Short Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, I'm not one to preach, but this truism really needs more exposure than it's curr...

Fuckity Fuck Letterpress Greeting Card - illustrated by Bench Pressed for Nineteen Seventy Three Yikes. We’ve all been there - this card is just ri...

A Special Place in Hell Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorWe can't be the only ones who find this intensely irritating. Why do we hate th...

Fuck You All Postcard - David Shrigley When you've had enough of everyone's shit, much like this chicken, then display this "fuck you all postcard"...

Fuck You And Fuck Tea Time Postcard - David ShrigleyThis is tantamount to sacrilege in our house! Who on earth could possibly hate tea time so much...

Crap Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Art, eh? It's very subjective innit?? Get this card for someone who's able to consistently produ...

Steaming Pile of Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior When we shared the image of this "idea for a romantic card" on our Facebook page rece...

My Favourite Prick Greeting Card - George The CardmakerA greeting card for misanthropes to send. High praise or totally snarky? We'll let you decid...