Passive Aggressive

Obsolete Cables Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior As ubiquitous as the kitchen drawer full of carrier bags, the cardboard box full of ob...

Massive Cunt Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It's fun learning about language, isn't it? How fascinating that, seemingly, the worst wo...

Don't Look Down Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Don't look down!! Wait! Well... I *did* warn you! Get this for the person in your lif...

It's Fine. It's Totally Fine Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior "It's fine. It's totally fine" "Sounds like it's fine" "It is" Fleabag an...

Life's Too Short Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, I'm not one to preach, but this truism really needs more exposure than it's curr...

Paddle Boarding Twat Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Don't get me wrong, I love messing about in the water. But those paddle boarders,...

Happy Birthday Wizened Turd Card - illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake We all know a wizened turd, don't we?! Let's not mince our w...

Caterpillar Fuck Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley We all get feelings of existential dread from time to time, but did you know that ca...

Fuck Type Card - illustrated by Hayden Kays and printed by Brainbox CandyAll the different types of fuck are on this card, and what an eye opener i...

Wedding Acceptance Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyWhoever has the guts to send this as a wedding acceptance card: I want you in my li...

Happy Birthday Slaaag Card - illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake I have a friend who loves calling me slaaag. I like to think it's ...

Woofing Turd Greeting Card illustrated by Amber Fossey aka Zeppelinmoon, printed under license by Redback Cards "despite cat's dismay, the woofing ...

Congrats You Disgust Me Greeting Card - Ohh DeerThe Germans have a word for 'taking the delight in the misfortune of others' which is schadenfreude...

Fuck You And Fuck Tea Time Postcard - David ShrigleyThis is tantamount to sacrilege in our house! Who on earth could possibly hate tea time so much...

Be Kind You Piece of Shit Card illustrated by Betiobca It's very easy to dish out advice, but far less easy to take it onboard yourself. "Be kind t...

Pretend This is a Hug Card - illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake I am a sarcastic sausage. Also, I have a bit of an "ick" response ...

Never Give Up on Your Stupid Dreams Card illustrated by Betiobca It's so hard to be magnanimous when you hear about some people's aspirations and d...

Shit Type Card - illustrated by Hayden Kays and printed by Brainbox CandyAll the different types of shit are on this card, and what an eye-opener i...

View of the World Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Sometimes, you've just gotta get a different perspective on life, right? This card ...

Grumpy Ass Face Love Card - illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake Some people just have natural, resting, grumpy ass faces! That does...

Moral Code Card - illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake "You're a little bit fucked up," so say the words on this card "but also kind...

What are You Looking at Postcard - David Shrigley Just 'cos you're in a horse-drawn carriage, doesn't mean you have to use the Queen's English all ...

Fuck You (Joking) Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley This is a perfect card for those times you get the joke just a little bit wrong, an...

Hiking's for Cunts Card - illustrated by Claire Senior as part of the Experi-mental Pancake Zone Bit of a nuanced message in this one. Hiking, it c...

You Should Make That into a Print Card - illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake This print was born out of every creative's frustratio...

Excellent Hand Good Luck Card - David Shrigley You have been dealt an excellent hand, surely you can't fuck it up? Hold your neve and see it throug...

Whose Front Door Card - illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake You know the score, fans of the local community social media pages! It'...

You Are First Class Card - illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake "You are First Class!!" opines this card, caveating it with "by whic...

Thinking of You (ugh) Card - illustrated by Claire Senior as part of the Creative Pancake Zone Some people you can't help thinking about quite a lo...

Always in my Thoughts Card - illustrated by Claire Senior as part of the Creative Pancake Zone Some people you can't help thinking about quite a lo...

Smiling Sibling Card - illustrated by Claire Senior as part of the Creative Pancake Zone The old saying goes, "I'm smiling because you're my [sibli...

Answer the Phone Wanking Card - illustrated by Claire Senior as part of the Creative Pancake Zone Please stop wanking and answer the phone. For som...

Lapel Mic Card - illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake "Our mutual unbridled annoyance of videos in which people hold lapel mics in t...