Passive Aggressive

Ditto Greeting Card - Redback CardsWhen you want to send the best card but can't be bothered to look any further! Great for a multitude of occasion...

I Killed A Mouse Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Cats, eh? If they had scales instead of fur, I'm quite sure we wouldn't put up with ...

Why Long Face Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Why the long face? Well, it's certainly not the punchline this bar-tender was expecting...

Obsolete Cables Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior As ubiquitous as the kitchen drawer full of carrier bags, the cardboard box full of ob...

Cockerel Fuck Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley In a world where everything's gone to shit, who can blame the cockerel for his squawkin...

Hello Darling Blackadder IV Greeting Card - illustrated by Middle MouseAnyone who's seen Blackadder Goes Forth will know the exact tone Blackadder ...

L.O.V.E Greeting Card - George The CardmakerIf you live with someone you love, who never picks up their washing, or their crap is literally all ove...

Wish You Health Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley"I wish you health and happiness and good fortune in all your doings" We're not quite ...

The Future Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Let's look into the crystal ball to see what the future holds. The future holds: Arthritis...

Virus Bus Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley All aboard the..... oh no, best not catch this one! Don't catch the virus! Send this card t...

Cheer Up Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyCheer up you miserable bastard! Get this card for your miserable friend, or someone who is pl...

What Time Is It? Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley What time is it, oh faithful digital watch? Time to stop electing bastards to be our...

Fast Cheetah Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Hey Cheetah? How fast can you run? I can run very fucking fast indeed... For those of y...

The Goonies Greeting Card - illustrated by Middle MouseOne of the many overlooked loving partnerships of the last 40 years: Sloth and Chunk from th...

It's Fine. It's Totally Fine Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior"It's fine. It's totally fine" "Sounds like it's fine" "It is" Fleabag and...

Happy Fuck You Greeting Card by George The CardmakerSubtlety isn't George The Cardmaker's strong suit. A great birthday card for your favourite sib...

I Hate You The Least Greeting Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer There's nothing like a back-handed compliment dressed up alongside a...

Card Section Greeting Card - Redback CardsIt's so easy to get overwhelmed by choice isn't it? Alternatively everything else can often seem like a b...

Multiple Choice Greeting Card illustrated by Mr Will Vincent for Redback CardsMultiple choice has never been so much fun! Whether it's to say "Sorr...

Oh God What Now Blackadder II Greeting Card - illustrated by Middle MouseIf you're a fan of Blackadder, chances are you can quote it word for word ...

The Worst Card I Could Find Greeting Card by George The CardmakerWhen it's the very absence of thought that truly counts, we have the perfect card ...

Well Good Greeting Card - Redback Cards Sometimes, it's just a big fat massive WIN when you remember those important dates, isn't it?! Whether it b...

CU Next Tuesday Greeting Card by George The Cardmaker See you next Tuesday! The 'C' word, or even the Cambridge University Netball Team... however ...

Nonsense Halted Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley   In a year (2020) when most things have halted or come to a huge standstill, we're h...

Muchos Fucking Gracias Greeting Card - George The CardmakerSaying thank you in another language is often considered romantic, classy, chic. This is...

Fuckity Fuck Letterpress Greeting Card - illustrated by Bench Pressed for Nineteen Seventy Three Yikes. We’ve all been there - this card is just ri...

Inspirational Quote Greeting Card illustrated by Will Vincent for Redback Cards"This inspirational quote will make you feel better about your curre...

A Special Place in Hell Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorWe can't be the only ones who find this intensely irritating. Why do we hate th...

Clever Girl Jurassic Park Greeting Card - illustrated by Middle Mouse"Clever Girl!" This little soundbyte from Jurassic Park, aimed towards a parti...

Dear Neighbours Postcard - David ShrigleyThe birth-place of the passive aggressive note is the one you start penning to your neighbours at 3am who ...

Fuck Off Balloon Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleySay it with balloons! Work colleague leaving? A beloved neighbour moving out of the a...

Babysitter Greeting Card by George The CardmakerBeing asked to babysit when you don't like babies can be very awkward. Alleviate yourself of all th...

A great card for a coffee lover or the bitter old so and so in your life!This card, illustrated by the wonderful Gemma Correll for the Ohh Deer col...

Fuck You And Fuck Tea Time Postcard - David ShrigleyThis is tantamount to sacrilege in our house! Who on earth could possibly hate tea time so much...

Wedding Acceptance Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyWhoever has the guts to send this as a wedding acceptance card: I want you in my li...