Passive Aggressive

Happy Fucking Birthday Letterpress Greeting Card - designed by Just My Type for Nineteen Seventy ThreeIt's not just 'happy birthday', it's 'happy f...

Ditto Greeting Card - Redback CardsWhen you want to send the best card but can't be bothered to look any further! Great for a multitude of occasion...

Why Long Face Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Why the long face? Well, it's certainly not the punchline this bar-tender was expecting...

It's Beginning Greeting Card by George The CardmakerOnce you've sung these words to that song, you'll never be able to not hear it again. We thank ...

Today You're Special Greeting Card by George The CardmakerEveryone likes to feel special every once in a while. Or maybe just for a day. Or a few m...

I Killed A Mouse Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Cats, eh? If they had scales instead of fur, I'm quite sure we wouldn't put up with ...

Cockerel Fuck Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley In a world where everything's gone to shit, who can blame the cockerel for his squawkin...

Inspirational Quote Greeting Card illustrated by Will Vincent for Redback Cards"This inspirational quote will make you feel better about your curre...

Oh God What Now Blackadder II Greeting Card - illustrated by Middle MouseIf you're a fan of Blackadder, chances are you can quote it word for word ...

L.O.V.E Greeting Card - George The CardmakerIf you live with someone you love, who never picks up their washing, or their crap is literally all ove...

Fast Cheetah Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Hey Cheetah? How fast can you run? I can run very fucking fast indeed... For those of y...

When You Wish Upon A Star Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayWhen you wish upon a star... nothing happens at all. Sorry about that! Sarah Ray ...

Multiple Choice Greeting Card illustrated by Mr Will Vincent for Redback CardsMultiple choice has never been so much fun! Whether it's to say "Sorr...

Obsolete Cables Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorAs ubiquitous as the kitchen drawer full of carrier bags, the cardboard box full of obs...

A Special Place in Hell Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorWe can't be the only ones who find this intensely irritating. Why do we hate th...

Dear Neighbours Postcard - David ShrigleyThe birth-place of the passive aggressive note is the one you start penning to your neighbours at 3am who ...

Wish You Health Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley"I wish you health and happiness and good fortune in all your doings" We're not quite ...

Mild Confessions: Party Letterpress Greeting Card - Sapling Press"I'm sorry I can't come to your party. I already went to a party this year."This i...

I Hate You The Least Greeting Card - illustrated by Gemma Correllfor Ohh DeerThere's nothing like a back-handed compliment dressed up alongside a c...

Nope Greeting Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh DeerWho can say they haven't had a day like this?! This is a great card to give in solida...

Shit Card Greeting Card - George The CardmakerThe opening of cards can often get in the way of more pressing concerns. There's no concern more pres...

Muchos Fucking Gracias Greeting Card - George The CardmakerSaying thank you in another language is often considered romantic, classy, chic. This is...

Congrats You Disgust Me Greeting Card - Ohh DeerThe Germans have a word for 'taking the delight in the misfortune of others' which is schadenfreude...

A great card for a coffee lover or the bitter old so and so in your life!This card, illustrated by the wonderful Gemma Correll for the Ohh Deer col...

War of the 5G Masts Greeting Card by George The Cardmaker   When people become this bonkers as a society, there's only one thing for it! Make a par...

What Time Is It? Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley What time is it, oh faithful digital watch? Time to stop electing bastards to be our...

Virus Bus Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley All aboard the..... oh no, best not catch this one! Don't catch the virus! Send this card t...

Nonsense Halted Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley   In a year (2020) when most things have halted or come to a huge standstill, we're h...

Miles Apart... but Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorI think how this saying traditionally goes is "Miles apart but you're still in my he...

Hello Darling Blackadder IV Greeting Card - illustrated by Middle MouseAnyone who's seen Blackadder Goes Forth will know the exact tone Blackadder ...

It's Fine. It's Totally Fine Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior"It's fine. It's totally fine" "Sounds like it's fine" "It is" Fleabag and...

Steaming Pile of Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorWhen we shared the image of this "idea for a romantic card" on our Facebook page recen...

The Worst Card I Could Find Greeting Card by George The CardmakerWhen it's the very absence of thought that truly counts, we have the perfect card ...

Fuck You And Fuck Tea Time Postcard - David ShrigleyThis is tantamount to sacrilege in our house! Who on earth could possibly hate tea time so much...

Fuck Off Balloon Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleySay it with balloons! Work colleague leaving? A beloved neighbour moving out of the a...