Passive Aggressive

I Killed A Mouse Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Cats, eh? If they had scales instead of fur, I'm quite sure we wouldn't put up with ...

Obsolete Cables Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior As ubiquitous as the kitchen drawer full of carrier bags, the cardboard box full of ob...

Why Long Face Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Why the long face? Well, it's certainly not the punchline this bar-tender was expecting...

Cockerel Fuck Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley In a world where everything's gone to shit, who can blame the cockerel for his squawkin...

Massive Cunt Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It's fun learning about language, isn't it? How fascinating that, seemingly, the worst wo...

Don't Look Down Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Don't look down!! Wait! Well... I *did* warn you! Get this for the person in your lif...

It's Fine. It's Totally Fine Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior "It's fine. It's totally fine" "Sounds like it's fine" "It is" Fleabag an...

Card Section Greeting Card - Redback CardsIt's so easy to get overwhelmed by choice isn't it? Alternatively everything else can often seem like a b...

Miles Apart... but Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I think how this saying traditionally goes is "Miles apart but you're still in my h...

Twat Pipe Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Isn't it always the way? Unclog your pipes only to find it was blocked with a load of disem...

Paddle Boarding Twat Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Don't get me wrong, I love messing about in the water. But those paddle boarders,...

Virus Bus Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley All aboard the..... oh no, best not catch this one! Don't catch the virus! Send this card t...

Wedding Acceptance Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyWhoever has the guts to send this as a wedding acceptance card: I want you in my li...

Society Postcard - David Shrigley It is a truth universally acknowledged that the more people you have in society, the more of 'em'll be twats!  Th...

Caterpillar Fuck Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley We all get feelings of existential dread from time to time, but did you know that ca...

Woofing Turd Greeting Card illustrated by Amber Fossey aka Zeppelinmoon, printed under license by Redback Cards "despite cat's dismay, the woofing ...

Congrats You Disgust Me Greeting Card - Ohh DeerThe Germans have a word for 'taking the delight in the misfortune of others' which is schadenfreude...

Don't Swear Greeting Card illustrated by Amber Fossey aka Zeppelinmoon, printed under license by Redback Cards "Please don't swear in front of my p...

Fuck You And Fuck Tea Time Postcard - David ShrigleyThis is tantamount to sacrilege in our house! Who on earth could possibly hate tea time so much...

View of the World Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Sometimes, you've just gotta get a different perspective on life, right? This card ...

Fine Wine Untouched Birthday Card illustrated by Betiobca On the surface of things, aging like a fine wine sounds like a delicious compliment. You'...

Be Kind You Piece of Shit Card illustrated by Betiobca It's very easy to dish out advice, but far less easy to take it onboard yourself. "Be kind t...

Pretend This is a Hug Card- illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake I am a sarcastic sausage. Also, I have a bit of an "ick" response t...

What are You Looking at Postcard - David Shrigley Just 'cos you're in a horse-drawn carriage, doesn't mean you have to use the Queen's English all ...

Never Give Up on Your Stupid Dreams Card illustrated by Betiobca It's so hard to be magnanimous when you hear about some people's aspirations and d...

Happy Birthday Wizened Turd Card - illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake We all know a wizened turd, don't we?! Let's not mince our w...

Happy Birthday Slaaag Card - illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake I have a friend who loves calling me slaaag. I like to think it's ...

Fuck You (Joking) Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley This is a perfect card for those times you get the joke just a little bit wrong, an...

You Are First Class Card - illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake "You are First Class!!" opines this card, caveating it with "by whic...

Moral Code Card - illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake "You're a little bit fucked up," so say the words on this card "but also kind...

You Can... Kiss My Arse Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It seems that I'm not very good at motivational quotes. Intrusive thoughts always take ...

Whose Front Door Card - illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake You know the score, fans of the local community social media pages! It'...

Lapel Mic Card - illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake "Our mutual unbridled annoyance of videos in which people hold lapel mics in t...