Passive aggressive: of or denoting a type of behaviour or personality characterized by indirect resistance to the demands of others and an avoidance of direct confrontation.
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Today You're Special Greeting Card by George The CardmakerEveryone likes to feel special every once in a while. Or maybe just for a day. Or a few m...
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Why Long Face Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Why the long face? Well, it's certainly not the punchline this bar-tender was expecting...
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Happy Fucking Birthday Letterpress Greeting Card - designed by Just My Type for Nineteen Seventy ThreeIt's not just 'happy birthday', it's 'happy f...
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I Killed A Mouse Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Cats, eh? If they had scales instead of fur, I'm quite sure we wouldn't put up with ...
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Cockerel Fuck Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley In a world where everything's gone to shit, who can blame the cockerel for his squawkin...
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You're Getting Old Greeting Card illustrated by Paul Gandhi for Ohh DeerThe many candles often spell it out first, but if the birthday boy or girl ...
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Obsolete Cables Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorAs ubiquitous as the kitchen drawer full of carrier bags, the cardboard box full of obs...
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Miles Apart... but Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorI think how this saying traditionally goes is "Miles apart but you're still in my he...
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Wish You Health Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley"I wish you health and happiness and good fortune in all your doings" We're not quite ...
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Virus Bus Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley All aboard the..... oh no, best not catch this one! Don't catch the virus! Send this card t...
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Fast Cheetah Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Hey Cheetah? How fast can you run? I can run very fucking fast indeed... For those of y...
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It's Fine. It's Totally Fine Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior"It's fine. It's totally fine" "Sounds like it's fine" "It is" Fleabag and...
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L.O.V.E Greeting Card - George The CardmakerIf you live with someone you love, who never picks up their washing, or their crap is literally all ove...
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I Hate You The Least Greeting Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer There's nothing like a back-handed compliment dressed up alongside a...
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Nope Greeting Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh DeerWho can say they haven't had a day like this?! This is a great card to give in solida...
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What Time Is It? Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley What time is it, oh faithful digital watch? Time to stop electing bastards to be our...
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The Worst Card I Could Find Greeting Card by George The CardmakerWhen it's the very absence of thought that truly counts, we have the perfect card ...
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Cheer Up Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyCheer up you miserable bastard! Get this card for your miserable friend, or someone who is pl...
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Shit Card Greeting Card - George The CardmakerThe opening of cards can often get in the way of more pressing concerns. There's no concern more pres...
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Inspirational Quote Greeting Card illustrated by Will Vincent for Redback Cards"This inspirational quote will make you feel better about your curre...
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Arse Sign Language Greeting Card - illustrated by Bird Brain LondonArse! Such a satisfying word to say, don't you think?! It always makes us think ...
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Oh God What Now Blackadder II Greeting Card - illustrated by Middle MouseIf you're a fan of Blackadder, chances are you can quote it word for word ...
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Muchos Fucking Gracias Greeting Card - George The CardmakerSaying thank you in another language is often considered romantic, classy, chic. This is...
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Congrats You Disgust Me Greeting Card - Ohh DeerThe Germans have a word for 'taking the delight in the misfortune of others' which is schadenfreude...
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A great card for a coffee lover or the bitter old so and so in your life!This card, illustrated by the wonderful Gemma Correll for the Ohh Deer col...
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War of the 5G Masts Greeting Card by George The Cardmaker When people become this bonkers as a society, there's only one thing for it! Make a par...
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Nonsense Halted Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley In a year (2020) when most things have halted or come to a huge standstill, we're h...
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When You Wish Upon A Star Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayWhen you wish upon a star... nothing happens at all. Sorry about that! Sarah Ray ...
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Multiple Choice Greeting Card illustrated by Mr Will Vincent for Redback CardsMultiple choice has never been so much fun! Whether it's to say "Sorr...
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A Special Place in Hell Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorWe can't be the only ones who find this intensely irritating. Why do we hate th...
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Steaming Pile of Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorWhen we shared the image of this "idea for a romantic card" on our Facebook page recen...
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Fuck You And Fuck Tea Time Postcard - David ShrigleyThis is tantamount to sacrilege in our house! Who on earth could possibly hate tea time so much...
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Fuck Off Balloon Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleySay it with balloons! Work colleague leaving? A beloved neighbour moving out of the a...
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Card Section Greeting Card - Redback CardsIt's so easy to get overwhelmed by choice isn't it? Alternatively everything else can often seem like a b...
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One Year Closer to Death Greeting Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh DeerNever has a greeting card been more adorably sinister! And also, ...
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Babysitter Greeting Card by George The CardmakerBeing asked to babysit when you don't like babies can be very awkward. Alleviate yourself of all th...
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