Passive Aggressive

I Killed A Mouse Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Cats, eh? If they had scales instead of fur, I'm quite sure we wouldn't put up with ...

Obsolete Cables Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior As ubiquitous as the kitchen drawer full of carrier bags, the cardboard box full of ob...

Why Long Face Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Why the long face? Well, it's certainly not the punchline this bar-tender was expecting...

Massive Cunt Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It's fun learning about language, isn't it? How fascinating that, seemingly, the worst wo...

Cockerel Fuck Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley In a world where everything's gone to shit, who can blame the cockerel for his squawkin...

Don't Look Down Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Don't look down!! Wait! Well... I *did* warn you! Get this for the person in your lif...

It's Fine. It's Totally Fine Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior "It's fine. It's totally fine" "Sounds like it's fine" "It is" Fleabag an...

Card Section Greeting Card - Redback CardsIt's so easy to get overwhelmed by choice isn't it? Alternatively everything else can often seem like a b...

Twat Pipe Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Isn't it always the way? Unclog your pipes only to find it was blocked with a load of disem...

Paddle Boarding Twat Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Don't get me wrong, I love messing about in the water. But those paddle boarders,...

Life's Too Short Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, I'm not one to preach, but this truism really needs more exposure than it's curr...

Virus Bus Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley All aboard the..... oh no, best not catch this one! Don't catch the virus! Send this card t...

Society Postcard - David Shrigley It is a truth universally acknowledged that the more people you have in society, the more of 'em'll be twats!  Th...

Caterpillar Fuck Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley We all get feelings of existential dread from time to time, but did you know that ca...

Wedding Acceptance Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyWhoever has the guts to send this as a wedding acceptance card: I want you in my li...

Woofing Turd Greeting Card illustrated by Amber Fossey aka Zeppelinmoon, printed under license by Redback Cards "despite cat's dismay, the woofing ...

Congrats You Disgust Me Greeting Card - Ohh DeerThe Germans have a word for 'taking the delight in the misfortune of others' which is schadenfreude...

Fuck You And Fuck Tea Time Postcard - David ShrigleyThis is tantamount to sacrilege in our house! Who on earth could possibly hate tea time so much...

Don't Swear Greeting Card illustrated by Amber Fossey aka Zeppelinmoon, printed under license by Redback Cards "Please don't swear in front of my p...

Happy Birthday Wizened Turd Card - illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake We all know a wizened turd, don't we?! Let's not mince our w...

Happy Birthday Slaaag Card - illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake I have a friend who loves calling me slaaag. I like to think it's ...

Pretend This is a Hug Card- illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake I am a sarcastic sausage. Also, I have a bit of an "ick" response t...

Fine Wine Untouched Birthday Card illustrated by Betiobca On the surface of things, aging like a fine wine sounds like a delicious compliment. You'...

Be Kind You Piece of Shit Card illustrated by Betiobca It's very easy to dish out advice, but far less easy to take it onboard yourself. "Be kind t...

Never Give Up on Your Stupid Dreams Card illustrated by Betiobca It's so hard to be magnanimous when you hear about some people's aspirations and d...

Shit Type Card - illustrated by Hayden Kays and printed by Brainbox CandyAll the different types of shit are on this card, and what an eye-opener i...

View of the World Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Sometimes, you've just gotta get a different perspective on life, right? This card ...

What are You Looking at Postcard - David Shrigley Just 'cos you're in a horse-drawn carriage, doesn't mean you have to use the Queen's English all ...

Fuck You (Joking) Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley This is a perfect card for those times you get the joke just a little bit wrong, an...

You Should Make That into a Print Card - illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake This print was born out of every creative's frustratio...

You Are First Class Card - illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake "You are First Class!!" opines this card, caveating it with "by whic...

Moral Code Card - illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake "You're a little bit fucked up," so say the words on this card "but also kind...

Ass Elbow Card - David Shrigley A pertinent reminder for those of us who can't tell the difference! Send this card to someone who should know their...

Answer The Door Wanking Card - illustrated by Claire Senior as part of the Experi-mental Pancake Zone Please stop wanking and answer the door. For ...

Answer The Phone Wanking Card - illustrated by Claire Senior as part of the Experi-mental Pancake Zone Please stop wanking and answer the phone. Fo...

Nice One, You Donut Card - illustrated by Betiobca for Cath Tate Cards Is this a real compliment, a backhanded compliment, or simple plain sarcasm?...