I Killed A Mouse Greeting Card
I Killed A Mouse Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Cats, eh? If they had scales instead of fur, I'm quite sure we wouldn't put up with ...
View full detailsPassive aggressive: of or denoting a type of behaviour or personality characterized by indirect resistance to the demands of others and an avoidance of direct confrontation.
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I Killed A Mouse Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Cats, eh? If they had scales instead of fur, I'm quite sure we wouldn't put up with ...
View full detailsObsolete Cables Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior As ubiquitous as the kitchen drawer full of carrier bags, the cardboard box full of ob...
View full detailsSilly Shit Greeting Card illustrated by Amber Fossey aka Zeppelinmoon, printed under license by Redback Cards "you are a silly shit, but I love you...
View full detailsAwesome Sloth Greeting Card illustrated by Amber Fossey aka Zeppelinmoon, printed under license by Redback Cards "The key to survival is to stun ev...
View full detailsDon't Look Down Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Don't look down!! Wait! Well... I *did* warn you! Get this for the person in your lif...
View full detailsIt's Fine. It's Totally Fine Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior "It's fine. It's totally fine" "Sounds like it's fine" "It is" Fleabag an...
View full detailsFast Cheetah Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Hey Cheetah? How fast can you run? I can run very fucking fast indeed... For those of y...
View full detailsPrairie Dog Greeting Card illustrated by Amber Fossey aka Zeppelinmoon, printed under license by Redback Cards "Prairie dog preferred flowers to pe...
View full detailsMiles Apart... but Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I think how this saying traditionally goes is "Miles apart but you're still in my h...
View full detailsCard Section Greeting Card - Redback CardsIt's so easy to get overwhelmed by choice isn't it? Alternatively everything else can often seem like a b...
View full detailsNope Greeting Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh DeerWho can say they haven't had a day like this?! This is a great card to give in solida...
View full detailsWhat Time Is It? Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley What time is it, oh faithful digital watch? Time to stop electing bastards to be our...
View full detailsDear Neighbours Postcard - David ShrigleyThe birth-place of the passive aggressive note is the one you start penning to your neighbours at 3am who ...
View full detailsVirus Bus Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley All aboard the..... oh no, best not catch this one! Don't catch the virus! Send this card t...
View full detailsLife's Too Short Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, I'm not one to preach, but this truism really needs more exposure than it's curr...
View full detailsEmu Greeting Card illustrated by Amber Fossey aka Zeppelinmoon, printed under license by Redback Cards "'For fucksake' whispered Emu to herself, af...
View full detailsAsshats Greeting Card illustrated by Amber Fossey aka Zeppelinmoon, printed under license by Redback Cards "Cat was not fond of other cats. Or dogs...
View full detailsPaddle Boarding Twat Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Don't get me wrong, I love messing about in the water. But those paddle boarders,...
View full detailsMassive Cunt Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It's fun learning about language, isn't it? How fascinating that, seemingly, the worst wo...
View full detailsWedding Acceptance Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyWhoever has the guts to send this as a wedding acceptance card: I want you in my li...
View full detailsWoofing Turd Greeting Card illustrated by Amber Fossey aka Zeppelinmoon, printed under license by Redback Cards "despite cat's dismay, the woofing ...
View full detailsCongrats You Disgust Me Greeting Card - Ohh DeerThe Germans have a word for 'taking the delight in the misfortune of others' which is schadenfreude...
View full detailsTwat Pipe Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Isn't it always the way? Unclog your pipes only to find it was blocked with a load of disem...
View full detailsFuck You And Fuck Tea Time Postcard - David ShrigleyThis is tantamount to sacrilege in our house! Who on earth could possibly hate tea time so much...
View full detailsSociety Postcard - David Shrigley It is a truth universally acknowledged that the more people you have in society, the more of 'em'll be twats! Th...
View full detailsDon't Swear Greeting Card illustrated by Amber Fossey aka Zeppelinmoon, printed under license by Redback Cards "Please don't swear in front of my p...
View full detailsView of the World Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Sometimes, you've just gotta get a different perspective on life, right? This card ...
View full detailsBe Kind You Piece of Shit Card illustrated by Betiobca It's very easy to dish out advice, but far less easy to take it onboard yourself. "Be kind t...
View full detailsFine Wine Untouched Birthday Card illustrated by Betiobca On the surface of things, aging like a fine wine sounds like a delicious compliment. You'...
View full detailsNever Give Up on Your Stupid Dreams Card illustrated by Betiobca It's so hard to be magnanimous when you hear about some people's aspirations and d...
View full detailsBrilliant Badger Greeting Card illustrated by Zeppelinmoon for Redback Cards The phrase "Fuck around, find out" has always had negative connotation...
View full detailsWhat are You Looking at Postcard - David Shrigley Just 'cos you're in a horse-drawn carriage, doesn't mean you have to use the Queen's English all ...
View full detailsYou Can... Kiss My Arse Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It seems that I'm not very good at motivational quotes. Intrusive thoughts always take ...
View full detailsFuck You (Joking) Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley This is a perfect card for those times you get the joke just a little bit wrong, an...
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