Passive Aggressive

Ditto Greeting Card - Redback CardsWhen you want to send the best card but can't be bothered to look any further! Great for a multitude of occasion...

Why Long Face Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Why the long face? Well, it's certainly not the punchline this bar-tender was expecting...

I Killed A Mouse Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Cats, eh? If they had scales instead of fur, I'm quite sure we wouldn't put up with ...

Obsolete Cables Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior As ubiquitous as the kitchen drawer full of carrier bags, the cardboard box full of ob...

Cockerel Fuck Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley In a world where everything's gone to shit, who can blame the cockerel for his squawkin...

Hello Darling Blackadder IV Greeting Card - illustrated by Middle MouseAnyone who's seen Blackadder Goes Forth will know the exact tone Blackadder ...

Wish You Health Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley"I wish you health and happiness and good fortune in all your doings" We're not quite ...

Cheer Up Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyCheer up you miserable bastard! Get this card for your miserable friend, or someone who is pl...

L.O.V.E Greeting Card - George The CardmakerIf you live with someone you love, who never picks up their washing, or their crap is literally all ove...

Virus Bus Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley All aboard the..... oh no, best not catch this one! Don't catch the virus! Send this card t...

What Time Is It? Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley What time is it, oh faithful digital watch? Time to stop electing bastards to be our...

Fast Cheetah Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Hey Cheetah? How fast can you run? I can run very fucking fast indeed... For those of y...

Oh God What Now Blackadder II Greeting Card - illustrated by Middle MouseIf you're a fan of Blackadder, chances are you can quote it word for word ...

It's Fine. It's Totally Fine Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior"It's fine. It's totally fine" "Sounds like it's fine" "It is" Fleabag and...

Clever Girl Jurassic Park Greeting Card - illustrated by Middle Mouse"Clever Girl!" This little soundbyte from Jurassic Park, aimed towards a parti...

Miles Apart... but Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I think how this saying traditionally goes is "Miles apart but you're still in my h...

The Goonies Greeting Card - illustrated by Middle MouseOne of the many overlooked loving partnerships of the last 40 years: Sloth and Chunk from th...

I Hate You The Least Greeting Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer There's nothing like a back-handed compliment dressed up alongside a...

CU Next Tuesday Greeting Card by George The Cardmaker See you next Tuesday! The 'C' word, or even the Cambridge University Netball Team... however ...

Dear Neighbours Postcard - David ShrigleyThe birth-place of the passive aggressive note is the one you start penning to your neighbours at 3am who ...

Babysitter Greeting Card by George The CardmakerBeing asked to babysit when you don't like babies can be very awkward. Alleviate yourself of all th...

A great card for a coffee lover or the bitter old so and so in your life!This card, illustrated by the wonderful Gemma Correll for the Ohh Deer col...

Wedding Acceptance Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyWhoever has the guts to send this as a wedding acceptance card: I want you in my li...

Life's Too Short Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, I'm not one to preach, but this truism really needs more exposure than it's curr...

Fuckity Fuck Letterpress Greeting Card - illustrated by Bench Pressed for Nineteen Seventy Three Yikes. We’ve all been there - this card is just ri...

A Special Place in Hell Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorWe can't be the only ones who find this intensely irritating. Why do we hate th...

Steaming Pile of Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior When we shared the image of this "idea for a romantic card" on our Facebook page rece...

Don't Look Down Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Don't look down!! Wait! Well... I *did* warn you! Get this for the person in your lif...

Fuck You All Postcard - David Shrigley When you've had enough of everyone's shit, much like this chicken, then display this "fuck you all postcard"...

Crap Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Art, eh? It's very subjective innit?? Get this card for someone who's able to consistently produ...

Fuck You And Fuck Tea Time Postcard - David ShrigleyThis is tantamount to sacrilege in our house! Who on earth could possibly hate tea time so much...

My Favourite Prick Greeting Card - George The CardmakerA greeting card for misanthropes to send. High praise or totally snarky? We'll let you decid...

Pile of Shit Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleySometimes life can be a pile of shit. Or sometime you step right in the shit. Either way,...