Stinky Damp Dog Fragrance Stick

Stinky Damp Dog Fragrance Stick - created by Go La La

From the award-winning Filthy Gorgeous range, we have these delightfully fragranced incense sticks, or joss sticks if you were born before 1980! These fragrance sticks, once lit, will burn slowly, releasing the smells of cardamom, patchouli & cedarwood, which we guarantee is 100 times better than the smell of a stinky damp dog!

• Made in India, packaged in the UK
• Plastic Free
• Cruelty-Free
• Sustainably sourced bamboo sticks

All packaging is fully biodegradable, each pack contains 20 sticks, with each stick having an average burn time of 45 minutes - quick maths and that means each pack is approximately 15 hours of burn time. If your dog's not dry by this time, there's something weird going on!

Instructions and safety advice are on the reverse of each packet, please read before use. Never leave an unattended stick burning, keep out of reach of children and animals, and keep away from flammable objects. Don't stick it in your bum.

Pack dimensions: 27.5cm long x 7.5cm wide x 5mm deep. Pack contents: 20 sticks.

We ship globally to all destinations serviced by Royal Mail.

Shipping costs for 1-2 cards:

 We ship orders daily, Monday-Friday (our daily cut off for posting out is 11am), except for Bank/National Holidays.

Royal Mail First Class

If you have placed your order before 11am on a weekday, your order will normally be shipped the same day. 93% of all Royal Mail first class post arrives the next working day, however this is not a guaranteed or tracked service and sometimes it can take a little longer.

Royal Mail Second Class

If you place your order before 11am on a weekday, your order will normally be shipped the same day. Second class post takes 2-5 days to be delivered. This is not a guaranteed or tracked service and mail can sometimes take longer to arrive at its destination. 

Next Day Special Delivery (UK Only) 

If you place your order before 11am (Monday-Thursday) and select Next Day Delivery, you order will arrive with your recipient, guaranteed, before 1pm the next working day. Please note that someone has to be in to sign for the package. This service does not operate on Bank Holidays or weekends.

FREE Postage

When you select the FREE postage option at checkout, your order will be sent by untracked second class Royal Mail.

Local Pick-Up

Local to Nottingham NG15 8HT and want to pick your order up from us? That's great! Please follow these instructions:

• At checkout, please type free shipping code: OnlyValidForLocalPickUp into the coupon box. If you use this code and you're not local, someone will contact you for postage costs before your order ships.
• Once your order is marked as dispatched you can pick it up from our address: 3, Olympia Way, Hucknall, NG15 8HT.
• Pick-up is available Monday, Wednesday and Friday between 5-7pm. If you need to pick up your order outside these times, please let me know as this can often be accommodated!
• We will bring your order out to you and maintain social distancing if the climate requires it!
• If you're a cheeky sausage and use the local pick up code and you're not local, someone will contact you for postage payment. 

A signature is not required for deliveries apart from:

If UK customers order Next Day Special Delivery. A signature is required for this delivery. We may send orders over £60 by recorded delivery.

General Delivery Terms

Where possible, all our orders are dealt with on a daily basis, so turnaround for delivery within the UK will usually be within 3-5 days, often sooner. Europe delivery time should be 7-10 days and the Rest of the World delivery should be 2-3 weeks. All UK orders should be received within 21 days and International orders within 4 weeks. In the instance that an item is out of stock the customer will be informed and given further options.

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