Cats are Gobshites Card - SUPER SECONDS

Why it's in the sale: perfect condition, printed on a discontinued cardstock.

Cats are Gobshites Card - part of the Overrated Animals range illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake

Now listen, I love all animals.... okay, well, most animals... but I also love swearing, particularly slightly archaic swearing from my childhood, like knobhead, plonker and git. I also loved the idea of pairing an otherwise cute animal with an old-fashioned swear, and lo and behold, here's the result of that genius/questionable idea in full!

Cats are Gobshites. The reason? It's funny! Oh, and have you ever heard a cat when it's remotely hungry? Case closed yr honour!

Printed in the UK on Rives Shetland 250gsm card, this funny card comes naked (no plastic sleeve) with a pebbly grey envelope. 

Card Size (A6): 10.5cm x 14.8cm

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• At checkout, please type free shipping code: OnlyValidForLocalPickUp into the coupon box. If you use this code and you're not local, someone will contact you for postage costs before your order ships.
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