George The Cardmaker

Roses Are Red Greeting Card by George The Cardmaker One of our favourite love poems turned completely on its head via the acerbic wit of George The...

Back Rub Greeting Card - George The Cardmaker"Let me rub your back" says this card "in a completely non sexual manner and if one or both of us gets...

L.O.V.E Greeting Card - George The CardmakerIf you live with someone you love, who never picks up their washing, or their crap is literally all ove...

Don't Agree with Valentine's Greeting Card - George The Cardmaker "I don't necessarily agree with Valentine's but I don't want to risk not getting ...

Been A Rough Year Christmas Card by George The Cardmaker "Been a rough year, couldn't afford a better Christmas card!" Cutting back on excessive s...

CU Next Tuesday Greeting Card by George The Cardmaker See you next Tuesday! The 'C' word, or even the Cambridge University Netball Team... however ...

OK Fine, I Admit It Greeting Card - George The CardmakerIf you want to tell someone you love them then do it with this slightly passive-aggressive ...

I Might Be Banned Christmas Card by George The Cardmaker "I might be banned from spending Christmas with you in case I kill you? That's been a long...

Romantic Gestures Greeting Card - George The Cardmaker "I know we don't do romantic gestures but I saw this card and thought yeah that's the kind o...

Babysitter Greeting Card by George The CardmakerBeing asked to babysit when you don't like babies can be very awkward. Alleviate yourself of all th...

Bored of Being Heartless Greeting Card - George The Cardmaker"Sometimes I get bored of being a heartless arsehole" says this card "and I believe ri...

Toilet Roll Greeting Card - George The CardmakerForget money worries, buying a house, having kids.... when it all boils down to it, it's the little...

War of the 5G Masts Greeting Card by George The Cardmaker   When people become this bonkers as a society, there's only one thing for it! Make a par...

My Favourite Prick Greeting Card - George The CardmakerA greeting card for misanthropes to send. High praise or totally snarky? We'll let you decid...

Grumpy Bitch Greeting Card byGeorge The CardmakerSorry for being a grumpy bitch. Sometimes it pays to tell it straight and apologise without excuse...

Shielding Christmas Card by George The Cardmaker In 2020 shielding became something vulnerable people did to protect themselves from the worst of C...