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Underpants Drunk Card - Cath Tate Cards I called this the "underpants drunk card" because I knew there'd be lots of people that might not read the ...

World's Best Sister Card - Veronica Dearly for Cath Tate Cards "Congrats on having the world's best sister - You're so lucky!" Send this funny card...

Qualified Bitch Card - Betiobca for Cath Tate Cards "Yesterday you were a bitch, today you're a qualified bitch." Send this to the newly qualified ...

Mushroom Wrapping Paper Folded Single Sheet - illustrated by Sarah Jackson at Stormy KnightA fabulous flock of fun-guys and gals! Mushrooms and toa...

Worms Wrapping Paper Folded Single Sheet - illustrated by Sarah Jackson at Stormy KnightA wodge of wiggly worms! Wuvly! Wrap gifts for a green-fing...

Birthday Chick Gold Foil Card - illustrated by Sarah Jackson at Stormy KnightHappy Birthday, Chick! I think this may be the hatched egg that the go...

Yeti Silver Foil Birthday Card - illustrated by Sarah Jackson at Stormy KnightHappy Birthday, you Legend! I love a good bit of cryptozoology, don't...

Happy Mother's Day Ken and Wine Card - Illustrated by Ken the Cat for Ohh Deer Oh Ken! What is it with you, the edge of the table, and red wine?! O...

The Best Mother Card - illustrated by Claire Senior This card was born out of my tiredness for seeing one too many "Best Mum in the Wooooorld!!" ca...

Lady Petrol Mum Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Some mums really do defy all the standard greeting card caricatures, don't they? And that somet...

If You Were a Flower Mum Card - illustrated by Claire Senior "If mums were flowers" so the saying goes "I'd pick you" - I found this seemingly mush...

Dickhead Mum Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I know, I know... who the heck'll buy this? But it's an idea that wouldn't get out of my head, mos...

Chin Hairs Mum Card - illustrated by Claire Senior My mum had the most amazing random long chin hairs! I mean, only from time to time—she wasn't th...

You're So Old Now Birthday Card - Veronica Dearly for Cath Tate Cards You're so old now that people will start saying that you look good "for your ...

That New Wife Smell Wedding Card - Betiobca for Cath Tate Cards MmMMmmm! What's that? It's that new wife smell! Playing on the traditional "new car...

Mistaken for Adults Birthday Card - Pina Colada Cath Tate Cards "This is the age", says this card "where we could be mistaken for adults" send this...

Hairy Card - Pina Colada Cath Tate Cards "To a man" says this card "as awesome as he is hairy" - send this card to the most hirsute male you can th...

Alive for Several Years Birthday Card - Deadpan Cath Tate Cards "You have been alive" says this card "for several years" - send this card to the pe...

I Have Remembered Mother's Day Card - Deadpan Cath Tate Cards "Astonishingly" says this card "I have remembered Mother's Day" - send this and impre...

Don't Mess With The Mother Card - Flood Light Cath Tate Cards Mum. Her word is law, right? If you respect The Mother and wanna let her know you kno...

Pink Posies Pink Foil Mother's Day Card - illustrated by Stormy KnightHappy Mother's Day! What a gorgeous and cute selection of flowers (some picke...

Peach Floral Gold Foil Mother's Day Card - illustrated by Stormy KnightHappy Mother's Day! Say the gold foiled lettering on this card featuring a s...

Pinks and Lilacs Gold Foil Mother's Day Card - illustrated by Stormy KnightWhat's better thank real flowers for Mother's Day? Gold-foiled pinks and...

Roarsome Daddy Green Foil Father's Day Card - illustrated by Stormy KnightThanks for being a roar-some daddy, says this baby, green foiled, Diplodo...

So Happy for You Gold Foil Card - illustrated by Stormy KnightSend sunny congratulations with this cheerful card featuring a load of happy gold foi...

Let's Shell-ebrate Gold Foil Birthday Card - illustrated by Stormy KnightIt's your birthday, let's shell-ebrate says the champagne-wielding crustac...

Terrible Greeting Card illustrated by Amii Illustrates for Redback Cards Kids' art. What can we say about it. Really. Well, we can be brutally hone...

Bird Feeder Greeting Card illustrated by Amii Illustrates for Redback Cards What must birds think when they see you filling up the feeder for the f...

Happy Cupcake Birthday Card - illustrated by Hopscotch Paper Co. Best thing about birthdays? The sweet treats, surely!!? Especially if they look th...

Happy Ice Cream Birthday Card - illustrated by Hopscotch Paper Co. Best thing about birthdays? The sweet treats, surely!!? Especially if they look ...

Dick Spotters Catalogue Card illustrated by Zeppelinmoon for Redback Cards The text on the card reads "Emu chewed her pencil and crossed off anothe...

Snail Outta Here Leaving Card illustrated by Zeppelinmoon for Redback Cards "I'm outta here" said Snail, as he fucked off and left all the work he ...

Is It Me You're Cooking For Card illustrated by Zeppelinmoon for Redback Cards We have this card framed in our kitchen because we have a little gre...

Hot Cross Buns Easter Card illustrated by Jelly Armchair Anyone remember the old joke? What do you get when you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?...

Buns of Steel Easter Card illustrated by Jelly Armchair I know, I've said it's an Easter card in the title, but that's really only because of the p...

Big Horse Birthday Card illustrated by Jelly Armchair I got you this card BIG HORSE it's your birthday! Puns don't get much groan-worthier than thi...