Sweary and Bah Humbug Christmas Cards

Festive As... Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior AF is for sissies! If you're gonna swear, SWEAR! And Christmas is definitely t...

Territorial Robin Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Ahhh the garden stalwart, Robin redbreast. How sweet is this wee little Christmassy...

Fucksake Snowman Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I often wonder what Christmas tree ornaments are thinking as they're hanging there, ...

Flip the Bird Rudolph Christmas Greeting Card by Claire Senior Rudolph here has had enough of the reindeer games and name-calling. He's evolved som...

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior This was my exact reaction when I heard someone singing this song last yea...

Robin Murdering Bully Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Erithacus rubecula, or Robin redbreast as we've come to know him, is a complica...

Mistletoe and Whine Christmas Card - illustrated by Gemma Correll for Ohh Deer The Mistletoe needn't just bring out the amorous, maybe those of us ...

Xmas Tree Facts Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior There are many (well, at least three) facts about Christmas Trees that I've come acro...

Feline Festive Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Lucie Chadderton of Sooshichacha Feeling festive? This feline is definitely giving off mixe...

Very Rude-olph Christmas Card by Claire Senior Well, how'd you think rude-olph got his name? ;-) All that childhood bullying takes its toll somewhe...

Multi-Pack Shit Christmas Card by Claire Senior There's always one really shit card in a multi-pack at Christmas, isn't there? Send your best shit ...

Razor Sharp Claws Robin Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Good old Robin, eh? There's nothing untoward about this sweet little garden b...

Three Wise Women Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It's easy, nay, very easy to get jaded about Christmas as an adult. Times t...

Bastard Shite Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I often wonder what cute li'l Christmas gingerbread figures are thinking as they sit th...

Christmas Can **** Off Rude-olph Card Card by Claire Senior Well, how'd you think rude-olph got his name? ;-) It says a lot about the formative yea...

You at Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior aka The Curious Pancake Some people are just gonna hate Christmas no matter what. They're almo...

Merry Christmas Me Hole Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior The Irish have some fecking awesome swears "ya bollox" "gobshite" "eejit" "shi...

No To Cheese and Christmas Cake Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Eating a lump of cheese with your Christmas Cake has divided people fo...

Fucksticks Christmas Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I often wonder what Christmas ornaments are thinking, as they dangle there, watching the w...