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We're away from 12noon on 28th May - orders begin shipping again Mon 8th June! 🌞
We're away from 12noon on 28th May - orders begin shipping again Mon 8th June! 🌞
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Sweary Gifts

It's big. It's clever. It's our selection of rude and sweary gifts. No apologies, we love a bit of well-timed swearing or double-entendre here at PancakeHQ, if you do too (or know a childish adult 😁👋 then this is the collection for you! 

  • David Shrigley

    Fuck You All Boxed Mug

    Original Price £11.00
    Current Price £9.50

    Fuck You All Boxed Mug illustrated by David Shrigley Having a rough day? Spell it out on your mug of choice. Case in point: this mug gives a curt w...

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  • David Shrigley

    Fucking Ace Boxed Mug

    £11.00

    Fucking Ace Boxed Mug illustrated by David Shrigley When you're having a competition about who's got the best mug, then this one surely tops the bi...

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  • Sarah Edmonds Illustration

    Boobies Drinks Coaster

    £4.75

    Boobies Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Say what you like about birdwatchers, but I think they're totally obsessed with bo...

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  • Sarah Edmonds Illustration

    Lickers Drinks Coaster

    £4.75

    Lickers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Check out these fancy lickers! Or cats, as most people would call them.... or puss...

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  • Sarah Edmonds Illustration

    Peckers Drinks Coaster

    £4.75

    Peckers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Say what you like about birdwatchers, but they do love to spot a pecker in the wil...

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  • Sarah Edmonds Illustration

    Hooters Drinks Coaster

    £4.75

    Hooters Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration My oh my, there really are a lot of euphemisms for breasts aren't there?! And why ...

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  • Sarah Edmonds Illustration

    Shags Drinks Coaster

    £4.75

    Shags Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Say what you like about birdwatchers, they do love a good shag. The feathered kind, ...

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  • Sarah Edmonds Illustration

    Honkers Drinks Coaster

    £4.75

    Honkers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Honk is just a great word, isn't it? Such onomatopoeic joy to be had shouting "hon...

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  • Sarah Edmonds Illustration

    Floaters Drinks Coaster

    £4.75

    Floaters Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration I much prefer this type of Floater to the 'other' type... what about you?! For ev...

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  • Sarah Edmonds Illustration

    Sniffers Drinks Coaster

    £4.75

    Sniffers Drinks Coaster illustrated by Sarah Edmonds Illustration Well, we've had lickers (cats!) so we thought we really ought to have sniffers (d...

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