Funny Birthday Cards

Tall Child Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Stand-up comedian Dylan Moran is infinitely quotable. None more so than when he's articulat...

Fill Your Cheeks Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray This hamster has the right idea! If only we had cheek pouches to fit more birthd...

Happy Birthday Weirdo Pink Foil Greeting Card - illustrated Stormy KnightWe all have that one weird friend don't we?! Maybe they're a family member...

Let's Get Mashed Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray We've not seen many things cuter than this bag of potatoes looking to "get mashed" which,...

Happy Adult Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Adult birthdays... they'd be super dangerous without the after-the-event healing ...

Giant Crab Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyWhat could be cooler than a birthday joint? Well, having a giant crab roll you it ...

Massive Cunt Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It's fun learning about language, isn't it? How fascinating that, seemingly, the worst wo...

As Amazing As I Am Gold Foil Birthday Card - Created by Ricicle Cards "Hope your birthday is as amazing as I am!" Here's a fab way to steal the lim...

How Old Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray When your age becomes this hair-raising, your birthday should come with a few safety warnings! Thi...

Happy Birthday Family Member Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior (aka The Curious Pancake) Brother, Mother, Auntie, Dad, Fifth Cousin Twic...

Smelly Stupid Head Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I love classy birthday cards. I also love very silly, childish birthday cards. This...

Cut Out Cake Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I love the texture and warmth that brown paper brings to a collage! I also love making simple, fun...

Did You Fart Embossed Funny Card - illustrated by Hazel Bee printed by Brainbox CandyIn our house, the answer to this is always yeeaah. That's IBS ...

Happy Birthday Bestest Friend Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior "Happy Birthday to the bestest friend I could have ever, ever wished for...

Budget Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior The cost of living crisis is affecting us all, right? Although we've all gotta make th...

Happy Non-Age Specific Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior We don't all need/want a card with a huge life number on it for our birthday, d...

Twat Pipe Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Isn't it always the way? Unclog your pipes only to find it was blocked with a load of disem...

Punny McPunFace Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I know this is gonna be a niche card! Basically, if you've ever created greetings card...

Paddle Boarding Twat Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Don't get me wrong, I love messing about in the water. But those paddle boarders,...

More Candles More Problems Birthday Card - Illustrated by Jess Miller for Ricicle Cards Ahh, more candles, more problems! I'm gonna cross my finger...

Birthday Hangover Kit Gold Foil Greeting Card - illustrated by Holly Maguire for Stormy KnightEver wanted to know what a birthday hangover kit look...

Happy Birthday Wizened Turd Card - illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake We all know a wizened turd, don't we?! Let's not mince our w...

Henlo Spicy Sky Raisin Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Did you know that dogs have their own language? You'd better heckin believe it!...

I Would Die for You Embossed Card - illustrated by Hazel Bee printed by Brainbox CandyWhen we're in love with someone, we sometimes say some crazy ...

Everything You Own Birthday Card - created by Cat at Paper Plane "Happy Birthday! Sorry for ruining everything you own" so says Cat. But is Cat sor...

Hello Potato Card - illustrated by Teapot Prints Potatoes are great. There's not a week that goes by that I don't eat potatoes in one form or anoth...

Happy Adult Birthday High Contrast Menu Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Adult birthdays... you know what it's like, you go out for a nice meal,...

Pedro Pascal Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I can't stand cards featuring badly traced digital illustrations of celebrities and z-lis...

Child of The Seventies Gold Foil Birthday Card - illustrated by Holly Maguire for Stormy KnightAs someone who was born in the seventies (or late 19...

Happy Birthday Slaaag Card - illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake I have a friend who loves calling me slaaag. I like to think it's ...

Got You This Card Sorry It's A Bit Tacky - illustrated by Claire Senior I don't know about you, but I used to be a master at making things out of B...

Clever, Charming, and Funny Gold Foil Birthday Card - Created by Ricicle Cards "Clever, charming *and* funny!" says this greeting card "Anyway, eno...

Traditionalist Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Why they always be changing the names of things?! It's irritating. And not always immed...

Happy Adult Birthday Heated Slipper Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Adult birthdays... we're getting into Betterware Catalogue territory now. F...

Lap Human Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray So the saying goes "Is yours a lap cat?" but what if it was the other way around?! That's what S...

80s OG Shell Suit Birthday Card illustrated by The Grey Earl Born in the seventies? If you close your eyes and listen very hard, you can still hear...