Funny Birthday Cards

Tall Child Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Stand-up comedian Dylan Moran is infinitely quotable. None more so than when he's articulat...

Fill Your Cheeks Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray This hamster has the right idea! If only we had cheek pouches to fit more birthd...

Happy Birthday Weirdo Pink Foil Greeting Card - illustrated Stormy KnightWe all have that one weird friend don't we?! Maybe they're a family member...

Sorry About the Size Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior We've all done it. Bought something online only to be bitterly disappoin...

Let's Get Mashed Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray We've not seen many things cuter than this bag of potatoes looking to "get mashed" which,...

Happy Adult Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Adult birthdays... they'd be super dangerous without the after-the-event healing ...

Giant Crab Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyWhat could be cooler than a birthday joint? Well, having a giant crab roll you it ...

Massive Cunt Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It's fun learning about language, isn't it? How fascinating that, seemingly, the worst wo...

How Old Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray When your age becomes this hair-raising, your birthday should come with a few safety warnings! Thi...

As Amazing As I Am Gold Foil Birthday Card - Created by Ricicle Cards "Hope your birthday is as amazing as I am!" Here's a fab way to steal the lim...

Happy Birthday Family Member Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior (aka The Curious Pancake) Brother, Mother, Auntie, Dad, Fifth Cousin Twic...

Mash It Up Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray Mash it up on your birthday! One for the home DJ slash carb-lover in your life! I'd to...

Smelly Stupid Head Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I love classy birthday cards. I also love very silly, childish birthday cards. This...

Cut Out Cake Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I love the texture and warmth that brown paper brings to a collage! I also love making simple, fun...

Did You Fart Embossed Funny Card - illustrated by Hazel Bee printed by Brainbox CandyIn our house, the answer to this is always yeeaah. That's IBS ...

Budget Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior The cost of living crisis is affecting us all, right? Although we've all gotta make th...

Happy Birthday Bestest Friend Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior "Happy Birthday to the bestest friend I could have ever, ever wished for...

Twat Pipe Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Isn't it always the way? Unclog your pipes only to find it was blocked with a load of disem...

Happy Non-Age Specific Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior We don't all need/want a card with a huge life number on it for our birthday, d...

Punny McPunFace Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I know this is gonna be a niche card! Basically, if you've ever created greetings card...

Paddle Boarding Twat Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Don't get me wrong, I love messing about in the water. But those paddle boarders,...

Open Water Swimming Wanker Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, before all you open-water swimmers come at me, I'm just poking gentle fun at y'...

More Candles More Problems Birthday Card - Illustrated by Jess Miller for Ricicle Cards Ahh, more candles, more problems! I'm gonna cross my finger...

Birthday Hangover Kit Gold Foil Greeting Card - illustrated by Holly Maguire for Stormy KnightEver wanted to know what a birthday hangover kit look...

Happy Birthday Wizened Turd Card - illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake We all know a wizened turd, don't we?! Let's not mince our w...

Henlo Spicy Sky Raisin Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Did you know that dogs have their own language? You'd better heckin believe it!...

I Would Die for You Embossed Card - illustrated by Hazel Bee printed by Brainbox CandyWhen we're in love with someone, we sometimes say some crazy ...

Everything You Own Birthday Card - created by Cat at Paper Plane "Happy Birthday! Sorry for ruining everything you own" so says Cat. But is Cat sor...

Happy Adult Birthday High Contrast Menu Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Adult birthdays... you know what it's like, you go out for a nice meal,...

Pedro Pascal Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I can't stand cards featuring badly traced digital illustrations of celebrities and z-lis...

Child of The Seventies Gold Foil Birthday Card - illustrated by Holly Maguire for Stormy KnightAs someone who was born in the seventies (or late 19...

Got You This Card Sorry It's A Bit Tacky - illustrated by Claire Senior I don't know about you, but I used to be a master at making things out of B...

Clever, Charming, and Funny Gold Foil Birthday Card - Created by Ricicle Cards "Clever, charming *and* funny!" says this greeting card "Anyway, eno...

Happy Birthday Slaaag Card - illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake I have a friend who loves calling me slaaag. I like to think it's ...

Traditionalist Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Why they always be changing the names of things?! It's irritating. And not always immed...

Lap Human Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray So the saying goes "Is yours a lap cat?" but what if it was the other way around?! That's what S...