Claire Senior

Sweary Graphite Pencil Set (New and improved for 2019!) by Claire SeniorFeaturing: 6 x 2B graphite, round barrel, sharpened pencils an awesome 100%...

Executive Sweary Pen by Claire SeniorLet's fuck some shit up!! This awesome slim metal pen is the perfect choice for people who use a tablet and wr...

Festive As... Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorAF is for sissies! If you're gonna swear, SWEAR! And Christmas is definitely th...

Multi-Pack Disappointment Christmas Greeting Card by Claire SeniorThere's always one really shit card in a multi-pack at Christmas, isn't there? Se...

Sorry About the Size Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorWe've all done it. Bought something online only to be bitterly disappoint...

Flip the Bird Rudolph Christmas Greeting Card by Claire SeniorRudolph here has had enough of the reindeer games and name calling. He's evolved some...

Love You to Waitrose and Back Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorForget the moon, if you can love someone all the way through the weekly s...

Happy Christmas and Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorHaving your birthday on the 25th December, or even NEAR to Christmas can s...

Yes To Cheese and Christmas Cake Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorEating a lump of cheese with your Christmas Cake has divided people fo...

Love You to Tesco and Back Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorForget the moon, if you can love someone all the way through the weekly shop...

Love You To The Nearest.... Drinks Coaster illustrated by Claire SeniorIf you're gonna love someone to the moon and back, then at least get the ter...

Genital-Wagglingly Massive Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorWhen I used to work in a card shop in my youth I would never understand the ...

Moral Ambiguity Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorAhhh Baby It's Cold Outside. That classic Christmas favourite. Or at least it...

Obsolete Cables Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorAs ubiquitous as the kitchen drawer full of carrier bags, the cardboard box full of obs...

A Special Place in Hell Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorWe can't be the only ones who find this intensely irritating. Why do we hate th...

Mutual Disbelief Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorWhen you find something like this than bonds you, many words can remain unspoken, but ...

Nhope Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorMotivational quotes are hugely overrated. When you're feeling like shite, it can feel like there'...

Merry Shitmas Christmas Ribbon (3 metres) - by Claire SeniorChristmas ribbon needn't be boring! Finish your Christmas wrapping perfectly with this ...

Octopus A4 Art Print - illustrated by Claire SeniorClaire has an obsession with drawing octopuses, and who can blame her? All that tentacley-goodne...

Sweary Christmas Wrapping Paper x 2 sheets - by Claire Senior It's the thought that counts, right? This sweary Christmas giftwrap proclaiming "Merr...

Rude-olph Christmas Gift Wrap Pack x 2 sheets - by Claire Senior The perfect gift wrap for those adult friends with the childish sense of humour! O...

Post Lockdown Plans Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior"We must meet up when all this madness is over" "Can't wait to see you for second b...

TFW Acronyms Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorFor ages I've struggled with remembering what this acronym stands for! I guess it...

Love You to the Nearest... Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorIf you want to quantify your love in terms of arbitrary distances involving ...

No To Cheese and Christmas Cake Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorEating a lump of cheese with your Christmas Cake has divided people for...

Silent Night Christmas Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorAhhhh, peace on Earth.... well, until the carol singers arrive that is... or the...

Yesterday Does Not Define You A4 Art Print - illustrated by Claire SeniorAhhh the old "Motivational Quote" is a funny old thing, isn't it? Yesterda...

Congrats on Your Damien Hirst Greeting Card by Claire SeniorIf you're not familiar with degree-grade rhyming slang, you're gonna be scratching your...

Dead Fancy Award Congrats Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorI recently received a kind-of complaint from a customer. Her friend had just ...

Thanks For Sticking With Me Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorI don't know about you, but I used to be a master at making things out of B...

Congrats on Your Desmond 2:2 Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorIf you're not familiar with degree-grade rhyming slang, you're gonna be sc...

Fastidious Milk Requests Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorIf I was Jerry Seinfeld I'd probably start this description with something lik...

Which Way D'the Priest Go Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorInspired by season two of the awesomeness that is Fleabag we have here the of...

Meaningless Existence Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorInspired by the love between the Hot Priest (Aka; Andrew Scott and "his beautiful...

Steaming Pile of Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorWhen we shared the image of this "idea for a romantic card" on our Facebook page recen...

You May Never, Ever Die Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire SeniorWhen there's just one person left in your family who you actually relate to, yo...