Funny Birthday Cards

Punny McPunFace Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I know this is gonna be a niche card! Basically, if you've ever created greetings card...

Naked Greeting Card - created by Cloud Nine for Redback Cards "I don't know the science behind it but if you're totally naked and you want to feel ...

Paddle Boarding Twat Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Don't get me wrong, I love messing about in the water. But those paddle boarders,...

Open Water Swimming Wanker Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Now, before all you open-water swimmers come at me, I'm just poking gentle fun at y'...

Birthday Hangover Kit Gold Foil Greeting Card - illustrated by Holly Maguire for Stormy KnightEver wanted to know what a birthday hangover kit look...

My Face Birthday Card - illustrated by Beth Garnett for Woodmansterne My face when everyone sings HAPPY BIRTHDAY at me. We all know what this feels...

Happy Birthday Mo Pho Card illustrated by Studio Boketto Happy Birthday, Mo'Pho, exclaims this pun-tastic bowl of noodly awesomeness! Send this bir...

Henlo Spicy Sky Raisin Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Did you know that dogs have their own language? You'd better heckin believe it!...

Cake Whore Birthday Card illustrated by - Lucy Maggie Designs For all the sweet-toothed people in the world, is there anything better than a big ol...

Football Man Birthday Card - illustrated by Deadpan for Cath Tate Cards You are a man, so this card mentions football. Ahhh, don't you just love st...

Flipping Amazing Birthday Card - Illustrated by The Inking Rose for Ricicle Cards Speaking as pancake lovers, we really couldn't resist this Flippi...

Happy Non-Age Specific Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior We don't all need/want a card with a huge life number on it for our birthday, d...

More Candles More Problems Birthday Card - Illustrated by Jess Miller for Ricicle Cards Ahh, more candles, more problems! I'm gonna cross my finger...

Everything You Own Birthday Card - created by Cat at Paper Plane "Happy Birthday! Sorry for ruining everything you own" so says Cat. But is Cat sor...

Sneaking Out Blue Foil Birthday Card - Created by Ricicle Cards "We used to sneak out of our houses to go to parties." says this greeting card "Now...

Snappy Birthday Card illustrated by Studio Boketto Check out this croc! What are those on his feet? Yep, you guessed it! I love that this croc isn'...

Prosecco Woman Birthday Card - illustrated by Deadpan for Cath Tate Cards You are a woman, so this card mentions Prosecco. Ahhh, don't you just lov...

Clever, Charming, and Funny Gold Foil Birthday Card - Created by Ricicle Cards "Clever, charming *and* funny!" says this greeting card "Anyway, eno...

Michael Portillo Birthday Card - illustrated by James at Pickled Prints"Happy Birthday from Michael Portillo and his blazers" - for anyone who's ev...

Pump Up The Jam Greeting Card illustrated by The Grey Earl If you remember shell suits, digital watches and colour-changing t-shirts then you'll de...

Pedro Pascal Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I can't stand cards featuring badly traced digital illustrations of celebrities and z-lis...

Child of The Seventies Gold Foil Birthday Card - illustrated by Holly Maguire for Stormy KnightAs someone who was born in the seventies (or late 19...

Got You This Card Sorry It's A Bit Tacky - illustrated by Claire Senior I don't know about you, but I used to be a master at making things out of B...

Traditionalist Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Why they always be changing the names of things?! It's irritating. And not always immed...

Internet Fabulous Birthday Greeting Card - Em & Friends (formerly Emily McDowell & Friends) A great birthday card for that friend who seemi...

My Presence Embossed Birthday Card - illustrated by Hazel Bee printed by Brainbox CandyWe don't all crave presents on our birthdays. Sometimes the ...

Happy Birthday Wizened Turd Card - illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake We all know a wizened turd, don't we?! Let's not mince our w...

Happy Birthday Slaaag Card - illustrated by Claire Senior at The Curious Pancake I have a friend who loves calling me slaaag. I like to think it's ...

80s OG Shell Suit Birthday Card illustrated by The Grey Earl Born in the seventies? If you close your eyes and listen very hard, you can still hear...

Happy Adult Birthday Heated Slipper Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Adult birthdays... we're getting into Betterware Catalogue territory now. F...

Apple Greeting Card  - created by Mr Will Vincent for Redback Cards "To a plant-based twat" - here, have a picture of an apple!! Send this card to ...

Lap Human Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray So the saying goes "Is yours a lap cat?" but what if it was the other way around?! That's what S...

Happy Adult Birthday High Contrast Menu Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Adult birthdays... you know what it's like, you go out for a nice meal,...

Happy Birthday Domestic Partner Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Keepin' it formal with this funny birthday card for you "Domestic Partner" - gr...

Old Fellow Me Lad Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Happy Birthday ol' pal, ol' buddy, old fellow-me-lad! For some reason, I was picturi...