David Shrigley

End of Picnic Postcard - David Shrigley When the bear arrives the picnickers should leave. Get this postcard to remind you of this very important l...

Cup of Insani-Tea Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley "A cup of tea will cure your insanity" states this coaster, and I have to agree! I have so ...

Caterpillar Fuck Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley You know how it is when you're a caterpillar, and you're walking along a branch, and there a...

Huge Diamond Ring Engagement Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley When you've just got engaged, there's no reason at all to be coy about i...

Ate Your Clothes Greeting Card - David Shrigley "I ate your clothes" says this doggo, relaxing on his large bed "I realise now that it was wrong". ...

Ruining Your Life Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Two cats are sleeping peacefully. The caption reads: They have finished ruining you...

Concentration Coffee Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley How much coffee is just enough coffee? And how much coffee is *too much* coffee?! Well, ...

Everything is Good Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley When you're looking for a bit of reassurance in your day-to-day life, this coaster,...

I Can't Read Postcard - David ShrigleyThe internet has been a revolutionary invention, although it's possibly also helped sound the death knell for...

Brush Your Hair Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley We all have that one scruffy bastard friend, right? The one who'd just look so much b...

Our Vibes Postcard - David Shrigley When your vibes overlap with my vibes they become *our vibes* and there are smiles all round! Send this fab Ven...

Fucking Ace Boxed Mug illustrated by David Shrigley When you're having a competition about who's got the best mug, then this one surely tops the bi...

Fuck You And Fuck Tea Time Postcard - David ShrigleyThis is tantamount to sacrilege in our house! Who on earth could possibly hate tea time so much...

Stop Writing Nonsense Postcard - David Shrigley Stop writing nonsense, stop readying nonsense! Quite simple! Give this postcard to the budding auth...

Weary of the Nonsense Postcard - David Shrigley "I have grown weary of listening to the nonsense" - says the tired-looking person on the front of t...

Different Points of View Postcard - David Shrigley No one wants to live in an echo chamber... then again, there are those days when you really don'...

Drunk Again Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley Drunk again!? On the contrary! I'm not drunk I have been harpooned! Get this surreal coast...

Look At This Postcard - David ShrigleyHey look at this postcard! Nice, isn't it? This modern art lark is easy innit?This funny postcard, illustrate...

Your Are Irrelevant Postcard - David ShrigleyWe're wondering if this is one of the earlier Uncle Sam/Kitchener posters that were rejected for being...

Elephants Never Forget Postcard - David Shrigley Elephants never forget... but they would like to forget. Imagine doing something embarrassing and ...

Shit Hole New Home Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Here are the keys to your new shit hole <ahem> I mean new home! Get this card for the...

Bunch of Twats Boxed Mug illustrated by David Shrigley Was there ever a more fitting work mug?! This mug is manufactured in the UK from high-qualit...

Roof Leaking Postcard - David Shrigley Making the most of a bad situation - the person on the front of the card is drinking from their leaking roof...

Bunch of Twats Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley "You are a bunch of TWATS and you are totally doing my head in" says the protagonist di...

Fuck Fuck Sorry Boxed Mug illustrated by David Shrigley "Fuck fuck fuck fuck...... sorry fuck sorry" This mug is manufactured in the UK from high-q...

Odyssey of Obscenities Postcard - David Shrigley There are definitely days when you feel like voicing all the swears - henceforth to be known as yo...

Beer Swimmers Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley A coaster for the beer connoisseur. Or maybe for someone who'd like to swim in beer? Or ...

Arrange Myself Thus Postcard - David Shrigley I love Octopuses. They are the bloody best, they have blue blood, you know! They also have 6 arms and...

Brother Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Two brothers gaze at a load of ants. One is saying to the other "they are disgusting" to whic...

View of the World Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Sometimes, you've just gotta get a different perspective on life, right? This card ...

Legalize Green Shoes Postcard - David Shrigley Did they outlaw green shoes? Should they outlaw green shoes?! So many questions, so few answers! Thi...

Stoned Postcard - David Shrigley What Daniel didn't know, when he was in the Lion's Den, is the reason none of them attacked him was 'cos they were...

Freedom Dinosaur Postcard - David ShrigleyNot really sure what to say about this one. Is it a dinosaur, or maybe a Komodo Dragon? Why is he blue an...

Shhh No One Wants to Hear Postcard - David Shrigley "Shhhhhhhhhhhh" says the alarmingly coloured person on the front of this postcard "no one wants...

Creases Threaten Our Way of Life Postcard - David Shrigley It's a stone-cold fact that simply not enough people iron anymore. I do. And I'm a stron...

If You Need Me Postcard - David Shrigley "If you need me" says the person hiding in the fridge on the front of this postcard "I will be in the refr...