Funny Birthday Cards

Happy Birthday Sparkle Chops Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray This rainbow-haired unicorn is here to wish you a Happy Birthday... and to gi...

Tall Child Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Stand-up comedian Dylan Moran is infinitely quotable. None more so than when he's articulat...

Happy Birthday Chicken Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray Happy Birthday, Chicken! Top of the... er hats to you on your birthday! Have a squa...

Fill Your Cheeks Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray This hamster has the right idea! If only we had cheek pouches to fit more birthd...

Happy Birthday Sweet Cheeks Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray Well, what can I say about this card?! If you can do this pose, you're probabl...

Happy Birthday Weirdo Pink Foil Greeting Card - illustrated Stormy KnightWe all have that one weird friend don't we?! Maybe they're a family member...

Happy Birthday Llovely Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayStevie the birthday llama has arrived (complete with birthday hat) to wish you a Hap...

Sloth Out Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayHere at Pancake HQ we don't really need much of a reason to Sloth Out, so when our birth...

Magical Unicorn Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah RayUnicorns eh? They're blummin' everywhere aren't they? This particular blue haired ...

Sorry About the Size Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior We've all done it. Bought something online only to be bitterly disappoin...

Let's Get Mashed Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray We've not seen many things cuter than this bag of potatoes looking to "get mashed" which,...

Happy Adult Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior Adult birthdays... they'd be super dangerous without the after-the-event healing ...

Giant Crab Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyWhat could be cooler than a birthday joint? Well, having a giant crab roll you it ...

Birthday Cock Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Wishing you a very happy birthday. On a giant cock and balls. Let's face it, we all kno...

Birthday Wanker Silver Foil Greeting Card - Naughties - Stormy Knight We all know someone who goes waaaay over the top for their birthday every yea...

Lovely Ladybird Gold Foil Birthday Card - illustrated by Stormy KnightSend some birthday love with this cute pink ladybird in his party hat (comple...

How Old Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray When your age becomes this hair-raising, your birthday should come with a few safety warnings! Thi...

What are You Doing Greeting Card - David Shrigley It's one of those questions that's often asked: what did the person who first tried milking a cow...

Massive Cunt Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior It's fun learning about language, isn't it? How fascinating that, seemingly, the worst wo...

Fancy Birthday Gold Foil Greeting Card - illustrated by Holly Maguire for Stormy KnightHope your birthday is as *FANCY* as you are! So says this bo...

Happy Birthday Family Member Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior (aka The Curious Pancake) Brother, Mother, Auntie, Dad, Fifth Cousin Twic...

Being An Adult Black Foil Greeting Card - Illustrated by Cat Ings of Twin Pines for Ohh Deer "Being an adult is pretty easy" says this card "You ju...

Bastard Cat Greeting Card - David Shrigley Most of us have known a cat like this in our lives! The kind of cat that does things to your house that ...

You Haven't Aged a Bit Birthday Card illustrated by The Grey Earl Just like Han Solo, encased in carbonite, you haven't aged a bit! Get this card f...

Smelly Stupid Head Birthday Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I love classy birthday cards. I also love very silly, childish birthday cards. This...

Mash It Up Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Sarah Ray Mash it up on your birthday! One for the home DJ slash carb-lover in your life! I'd to...

Child of The Eighties Gold Foil Birthday Card - illustrated by Holly Maguire for Stormy KnightAs someone who grew up through the eighties (or late ...

Child of The Nineties Gold Foil Birthday Card - illustrated by Holly Maguire for Stormy KnightAs someone who grew up through the nineties (or late ...

Nailing Getting Older Gold Foil Birthday Card - created by Paper Plane "You are totally nailing this getting older shit" says the funny yet beautif...

Budget Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior The cost of living crisis is affecting us all, right? Although we've all gotta make th...

Great Scott... You Got Old Greeting Card illustrated by The Grey Earl When you think about it, we're all time travellers... we're just going throug...

My Favourite Vegan Gold Foil Birthday Card - illustrated by Holly Maguire for Stormy KnightHappy birthday to my favourite vegan! I tell you somethi...

Happy Birthday Bestest Friend Greeting Card - illustrated by Claire Senior "Happy Birthday to the bestest friend I could have ever, ever wished for...

Card Section Greeting Card - Redback CardsIt's so easy to get overwhelmed by choice isn't it? Alternatively everything else can often seem like a b...

Cut Out Cake Card - illustrated by Claire Senior I love the texture and warmth that brown paper brings to a collage! I also love making simple, fun...

Twat Pipe Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Isn't it always the way? Unclog your pipes only to find it was blocked with a load of disem...