Sweary Graphite Pencil Set by Claire Senior
- 6 x 2B graphite, round barrel, sharpened pencils with erasers
- an awesome 100% cardboard case to display the profanity
- an inspirational quote about swearing from Coleman Young which says "Swearing is an art form. You can express yourself much more exactly, much more succinctly with properly used curse words."
- 6 phrases to delight and disgust
Know any assfaces or twattington arsecandles? Have a colleague or loved one who adores profanity? Want to stop people nicking your pencils? The Sweary Pencil Set is the answer to this and many more questions you never thought to ask!
A percentage of each sale of our Sweary Pencil Sets goes towards restoring the Caledonian Forest as part of the Trees for Life project. See our grove as it grows. Our pencil packaging is 100% recyclable & plastic-free.
Current Stock: 51
We ship globally to all destinations serviced by Royal Mail.
Shipping costs for 1-2 cards:
|Royal Mail 1st class||Not guaranteed. Normally 1-2 working days (subject to delay)||£1.20|
|Royal Mail 2nd class||Not guaranteed. Normally 3-5 working days (subject to delay)||£1.00|
|Next Day Guaranteed (order by 11am Mon-Thu)||Guaranteed delivery before 1pm (a signature is required)||£6.90|
|Saturday Delivery Guaranteed (order by 11am Friday)||Guaranteed delivery before 1pm (a signature is required)||£11.30|
We ship orders daily, Monday-Friday (our daily cut off for posting out is 11am), except for Bank/National Holidays.
Royal Mail First Class
If you have placed your order before 11am on a weekday, your order will normally be shipped the same day. 93% of all Royal Mail first class post arrives the next working day, however this is not a guaranteed or tracked service and sometimes it can take a little longer.
Royal Mail Second Class
If you place your order before 11am on a weekday, your order will normally be shipped the same day. Second class post takes 2-5 days to be delivered. This is not a guaranteed or tracked service and mail can sometimes take longer to arrive at its destination.
Next Day Special Delivery (UK Only)
If you place your order before 11am (Monday-Thursday) and select Next Day Delivery, you order will arrive with your recipient, guaranteed, before 1pm the next working day. Please note that someone has to be in to sign for the package. This service does not operate on Bank Holidays or weekends.
When you select the FREE postage option at checkout, your order will be sent by untracked second class Royal Mail.
Local pick-up is available from our address: 3, Olympia Way, Hucknall, NG15 8HT. Pick-up is available Monday, Wednesday and Friday between 5-7pm. We will bring your order out to you at our doorstep and we will maintain social distancing (or wear a mask), we thank you in advance for showing a similar courtesy.
A signature is not required for deliveries apart from:
If UK customers order Next Day Special Delivery. A signature is required for this delivery. We may send orders over £60 by recorded delivery.
General Delivery Terms
Where possible, all our orders are dealt with on a daily basis, so turnaround for delivery within the UK will usually be within 3-5 days, often sooner. Europe delivery time should be 7-10 days and the Rest of the World delivery should be 2-3 weeks. All UK orders should be received within 21 days and International orders within 4 weeks. In the instance that an item is out of stock the customer will be informed and given further options.
For more in-depth shipping and returns info, please visit Shipping and Returns