David Shrigley

You're Fucking Ace Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyA bold and brave sentiment of admiration or love! There's not really anything to to...

I Killed A Mouse Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Cats, eh? If they had scales instead of fur, I'm quite sure we wouldn't put up with ...

Why Long Face Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Why the long face? Well, it's certainly not the punchline this bar-tender was expecting...

I'm Fucking Brilliant New Job Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyThe only answer to an interview question that you need to remember. Mayb...

Giant Crab Birthday Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyWhat could be cooler than a birthday joint? Well, having a giant crab roll you it ...

Birthday Cock Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Wishing you a very happy birthday. On a giant cock and balls. Let's face it, we all kno...

What are You Doing Greeting Card - David Shrigley It's one of those questions that's often asked: what did the person who first tried milking a cow...

Cockerel Fuck Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley In a world where everything's gone to shit, who can blame the cockerel for his squawkin...

Tea, I Could Live Without It... Drinks Coaster - illustrated by David Shrigley "Tea," says the coaster "I could live without it, but it would not b...

Bastard Cat Greeting Card - David Shrigley Most of us have known a cat like this in our lives! The kind of cat that does things to your house that ...

Too Much Tea Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley "You cannot possibly drink too much tea. It is not possible." This is a message we can tr...

Look At This Bum Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyWell, really.... you can't do anything but look at this bum when you receive this gre...

Don't Look Down Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Don't look down!! Wait! Well... I *did* warn you! Get this for the person in your lif...

Shit On Government Postcard - David Shrigley As far as plans go, it's a solid one. Gotta admire the resolve of this determined bird. This funny pos...

Fucking Ace Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley A great coaster for raising your spirits! Maybe a good one to have at work as a reminder t...

Don't Look Down Magnetic Bookmark - illustrated by David Shrigley As far as cardboard magnetic bookmarks go, this one we have by David Shrigley Bea...

Fuck Off Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley When you want to curse someone from on high, a hot air balloon really helps you do it in styl...

You Are Very Important Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Let someone know that they are very important, and at the very centre of your ...

If It's For Me Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley "If it's for me, tell them to fuck off" You know that cold dread you get when the phone rings?...

Playing is Awful Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley His playing is awful, but it distracts him from attacking us. Ahhh, cats are complic...

Cat is Your Master Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley "Cat is your master. You do not realise this but it is true." So says the card. We...

The Tea Is Alive Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley We're not sure what Mr Shrigley thinks about Tea and tea drinkers, but it certainly s...

It's All Your Fault Postcard - David Shrigley We all need someone to blame. It's human nature! Send this funny "It's all your fault" postcard to th...

Large Fancy Room Postcard - David ShrigleyThe perfect housewarming gift for the person who's got everything! We have this postcard in our lounge, d...

Twat Pipe Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Isn't it always the way? Unclog your pipes only to find it was blocked with a load of disem...

Lick The Words Magnetic Bookmark - illustrated by David Shrigley As far as cardboard magnetic bookmarks go, this one we have by David Shrigley is q...

Asparagus Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley And God said "Let there be Asparagus" and there was Asparagus. Good ol' God, eh? Without Hi...

Dinosaur Shit Postcard - David ShrigleyThat's one buff looking T-Rex! And who are we to disbelieve his frankly believable claim?! This funny postca...

Virus Bus Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley All aboard the..... oh no, best not catch this one! Don't catch the virus! Send this card t...

Society Postcard - David Shrigley It is a truth universally acknowledged that the more people you have in society, the more of 'em'll be twats!  Th...

Caterpillar Fuck Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley We all get feelings of existential dread from time to time, but did you know that ca...

Wedding Acceptance Greeting Card - illustrated by David ShrigleyWhoever has the guts to send this as a wedding acceptance card: I want you in my li...

What Are You Doing Drinks Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley This cow is posing a fair question! If you've also asked the question "what did the...

Tickle My Tummy Greeting Card - illustrated by David Shrigley Tickle my tummy look at my ass. Ahh the joys of dog ownership, right?! Send a giggle ...

Cup of Insani-Tea Coaster illustrated by David Shrigley "A cup of tea will cure your insanity" states this coaster, and I have to agree! I have so ...